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Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?

 
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02/14/2020 09:08 PM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Give her something sentimental.

You don't have to spend money to show you love her.
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Erections are sentimental. If women only knew.
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Well I have a problem in that department, I have ED.


LOL
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Black Dick 10” plus
concerned observer
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02/14/2020 09:18 PM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Go online and quickly get her a gift certificate to a groupon,
or hotels.com or her favorite restaurant. You can do this online fast.
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02/14/2020 09:31 PM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
You ordered it wink* wink*

And its coming in later than you thought.

Now go buy something.
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02/14/2020 09:33 PM

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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
What did she get you?
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Give her something sentimental.

You don't have to spend money to show you love her.
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Erections are sentimental. If women only knew.
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Well I have a problem in that department, I have ED.


LOL
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Black Dick 10” plus
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Oh please. I had a very pretty black female friend who said she was dating a very handsome, successful black man, but his penis...erected...was about one inch. I'm serious. Stop with the 10 inch myth.

Last Edited by nutmeg on 02/15/2020 01:56 AM
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02/14/2020 09:36 PM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Giver her oral sex and then give her flowers in the morning after she will be all right with you. Goofy ThumGoofy Thum
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02/14/2020 09:37 PM

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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Go pick up a fifth of smokey whiskey, and $10 box of chocolates.
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02/14/2020 09:37 PM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
He dont do oral and has ED.

What a catch eh ladies...
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
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Get her a BBC. (Big Black Cock) it’s the gift that keeps on giving! You can clean up after too! Everyone wins!
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How gross. You have zero class.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?


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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
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Give her a hand grenade.

You will both be happier.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Nope...you're fucked, no making up for tardation.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
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A t-shirt & a dildo
(If she does not like the t-shirt, she can go fuck herself!)
Try the steak sauce test

Thread: Steak sauce question (Mandela effect)

JADR+
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Why do I now think this OP is a TROLL? It just occurred to me.


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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
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Should have got a card and a little treat for her ....duh
I consider it relationship insurance
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02/14/2020 09:52 PM

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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
"...hundreds of dollars..."

A Rose, good chocolate and appreciative words - $20.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I told her it wouldn't be logical to spend hundreds of dollars on valentines day and it was a waste of money.

She is pissed at me now.

Why are women so damn tense on this stupid day called Valentines day!?

Cant they just understand that shit is just too damn expensive!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77994583


Should have got a card and a little treat for her ....duh
I consider it relationship insurance
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02/15/2020 01:53 AM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Should have bought her stocks in hallmark
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Should have bought her stocks in hallmark
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Edit or whatever megacorp happens to currently own it. Gonna go with Disney on that one
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02/15/2020 02:06 AM

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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Bring her your latest vd test results?
admittedly, I had been reading The King in Yellow
Travis Bickle
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02/15/2020 02:30 AM

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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
I spent nearly 200 bucks on the wifey today AND....

It's my fucking Birthday!


The fuck is wrong with you FOOL?
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Travis Bickle
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
"...hundreds of dollars..."

A Rose, good chocolate and appreciative words - $20.
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Bath Bombs. - $70

Roses with Vase and Balloons - $60

Chocolate's (Hand picked dark collection). -$26

Champagne - $40


It adds up...

That's like 200 bucks and,

(I didn't really get her anything)

Last Edited by Travis Bickle on 02/15/2020 02:36 AM
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Double post

Last Edited by Travis Bickle on 02/15/2020 02:34 AM
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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02/15/2020 02:47 AM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
What about a new iron and ironing board?
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02/15/2020 02:56 AM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Get her an apron and some new pans and tell her to make you some dinner.
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02/15/2020 03:08 AM
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Give her a pig's heart
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Give her exactly what she gave you
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Divorce
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Do you know what she wanted?
Gift giving is malinvesting, often the gift is unappreciated and the person would have been better off spending the money on what they actually wanted. I would guess that half of all money spent on Christmas gifts is money spent in vain.
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Re: Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?
Write her a heartfelt love letter. That works better than anything else I know.
If you dont love her, just fucking say so.
Lay off the alcohol, dumbass. It kills erections.
Tell her to go run a tub full of hot water and give her a long, hot bath. Then, eat her pussy for about an hr. You'll figure it out.
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I don't drink and I have ED also. My problem is weight related and anything over 190 My pecker no longer works. I'm not fat either at 210 but My god You know how hard it is to stay under 190 at 46? I can literally gain 5 pounds from eating a large pizza by myself and I can't understand it because counting the calories it does not equal 5 pounds for sure.
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