On this Valentine Night I will open a Tinder account.

I will also post my disgust on the deletion of my glp post about my other disgust of the carl's jr fried cheese thickburger, ewww!

Dude women on Tinder are nasty bush pigs. Like 75% of them have STD's and or 3 kids.

I literally just saw a woman post that she works for the city has a Mom bod and a pot belly and her kids are with her 100% of the time. She was also Green Freindly? Fucking degenerate.

I just banged a Tindr sloot tonight who was visiting from Colombia. I love Tindr being tall/athletic and really really good looking

Unless you have 44FF boobs, good luck.

Lol. Sure you did.

interesting comment

Dude meant Grinder

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Fuck off Vladimir.

Yes, it is recommended dating practice for all Chads to take the Dec 25 to Feb 14 period off from dating.

Too many presents expected.

Resume normal service tomorrow, Chads of GLP.

Now if You were born normal looking then Your tender page would get zero likes unless You are into fucking manatees.