The Elon Musk SCAM

I do not know this Elon, I do think Jodie is on this ship.

What is the scoop?

IDK, says if you donate .1 to to 10 you get a free gift of bitcoins from him. Not sure. haha.

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i heard elon was a bot that never sleeps and thats how he became rich.
then darpa sent me a secret back channel comunication and said no,hes a frankenstein on meth.they had biologically created a cell that produces methamphetamine and injected into a corpse.
grimes is actually frankensteins wife and the upgraded darpa female version.

lol. Is it true? I want to watch my blockchain again go up and down. ;p

I don't know how to do it though.

Very well

grimes is actually elviras aborted child.grown in a jar for twenty years.
elon was some body they dug up from a canadian indian graveyard.hes white because of the lack of real blood.

you guys are confusing me with this 3rd code language.

I scanned the barcode to buy, but sends to a coin wallet that I have to sign up for. Then when I put the information in, says it's not available in my area. lol

i was thinking of a southpark skit.cartmons mom wants out of the cold weather and goes to boca chica.
cartman gets bored looking at dead fish and trash on the gulf beach.takes his tricycle down to spacex launch pad qnd catches elon playing in a mountain of cash.cartman joins in and play make it rain then they both collapse into the pile backwards.about that time this fat red haired troll doll with long finger nails and a snorty voice comes wobbling in and bitching about pregnancy.elon introduces his woman and says she carries their love child.

thats as far as i got.

lol, never saw it. ;p

its called paypal elon,look it up,really cool website some dufus invented years back.

naw,a new southpark skit.hasnt been made yet.to pitch to the guys in the back room.

I'm going to try coinbase.

This is a scam. It could be a painful lesson.

be on the lookout for local pathogens that could cause explosive diarrhoea

ah, thanks. now I have to change my bank information. dm it. ugh. I'm an idiot. I didn't deposit anything.



Hopefully they lose my card.

I deleted the account.

a corvette c8 doran sticker is seen in the trash on the beach along with flies buzzing around.
at spacex,elons truck window still has broken glass window.

grimes takes cartman into office and feeds him magic cookie,he hears a drill in his dream and wakes up wired to neuralink.and is grimes bitch bot slave.

she treats him like a robot puppy.while a bunch of sexy dancer girls fawn over him.
he has to take a shit,goes to toilet and grunts so hard the neuralink pops out the top of his head and imbeds in the ceiling with squid like wires hanging out of it.still twitching.
he flushes and wanders out of the house and back to his tricycle,rides back to beach where his mom is burnt up tan and passed out from margueritas.never knowing a whole day has passed.a black tentacle slithers out and almost grabs his ankle as he walks his mom back to the beach house.the end.

btc, ai, 5G, flame trower crypto j...what could bd posdible go wrong.

your tesla car: sorry I cannot let you on your car if you arent vaxxed and chipped.

elons shiny rocket is in the background right before money pile shot,a closeup looks even more like a dick with balls.maybe slightly bent,lol!

as the movie ends,the rocket blast off in the background.

yeah there could be a firey tesla car scene with ai in car saying im sorry hal,you cannot leave the car.

This is a scam.

robo gets a credit line or robo cameo as a texas redneck in a black 94 camaro with robo on license plate.
i handed yall gold bitches!

The original post should be changed to protect GLPers.

Thanks.

elon musk is a fucktard

coinbase gave me back my deposits after I deleted the account.

hes the funniest thing going on in the usa sandbox.his gal is cute and smart.they are the 21st centary adams family.