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Uncle Intel... Next Thursday USA!

 
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Do you guys remember that fema psa where they're in the home listening to the radio or watching the TV and the president is discussing the infection and that martial law is in effect?
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Do you guys remember that fema psa where they're in the home listening to the radio or watching the TV and the president is discussing the infection and that martial law is in effect?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78502072


wait. i remember that commercial. but i dont remember it being related to an infection. that shit is crazy, if that is the case.
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PSA Contains Bizarre Subliminal Message About "Martial Law"


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Holy shit. I missed that one
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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Named account uncle intel? What fun!
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Registered member since 2008. . .

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Oh wow, I was engaged to a member of the Stuart clan. Spelled differently tho....
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Hype
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Bullshit.

Real.

PREP.

I've told all of you already. Fucking prep or fucking die.

Simple choice.
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Hype
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Virus is coming to a town near me. Pretty soon Batmonkeys will be spreading the virus

Thread: Tulane primate center will receive coronavirus samples for vaccine development
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:Applau1:
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Why can't it be today? I have work I don't want to do tomorrow.
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Yeah here’s some truck stop intel, shit tons of military hardware passing through here. something definitely up.
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we don't know where 'here' is......
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That's not unusual .. what is unusual is Fema and other ABC organizations buying up ALL long term store-able foods for the next few months.

Why would that be .. i don't think its for the yearly gov. pick nick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78502828


I could only order two boxes (of 6) of shelf stable milk off of Amazon. It said "you have reached your limit" last week..so I tried to order more.. 4 days later and it still said "limit reached "..so are we now limited on how much shelf stable milk we are allowed to purchase on Amazon? Brand was Naturel..also tried to order whole powdered eggs from fresh and honest foods on Amazon. ..and they are sold out..with no re stock date. Had to go to a place where you order spices to get the whole powdered eggs for a decent price online..so something is going on behind the scenes out there. I did end up getting more shelf stable milk from walmart. Com
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Hype
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Probably not.
But even if it was,
this is a classic old-school GLP 'uncle' thread!
Such a refreshing change from the endless American political crap.
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Not a real uncle by the way. Just used uncle Intel as a glp term.
 Quoting: Looking Around


Always wise. Uncle Intel, despite its detractors, is a highly valued commodity at GLP.
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Absolutely correct!

Opie, I know people will pester you for details about the "uncle", but I also know that you can't say.
Tell us more when you can.
Thank you!

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My uncle told me your uncle doesn't know jack shit.
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Seriously that is not how you start an Uncle Intel Thread.

Who is your Uncle?
What does he do?
What makes his info credible?

wtf


AS-Ublewit
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No tears streaming????????

GTFO!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77376498


Can't be true without tears.

I wait until the market is carshing.
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I'm an RN and I would not know anything about "Next Thursday" , just the same as anyone else. CDC isnt giving intelligence to random staff RNs. Fail and tell Jimmy to get back on the brain salts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78126826


Finally a voice of reason.

Quoting diagnosed Influenza A/B stats as possible Corona Virus shows how stupid these people are. Influenza and Corona Virus are 2 completely different animals.

As a retired RN (many friends still working), I have ONE TIME had to sign a NDA for a nasty bug in my facility. That was simply to stop people from alarming families of the patients. We posted notices on the door and did not allow visitors until it was contained. No doubt, same would happen in this situation.

I really am concerned and watching developments carefully but the stupidity here can sometimes be astounding!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78465067


Please elaborate on "nasty bug".
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Fandango Rangers?

Backside intel?5a5a5a
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Yea, heard it on the HAMS. Real Fandangoo style. Also picked up GLP is being flood by them CheeChongs.50 Cents and social score they get for doing the stealth gutter works.
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Ah, thanks AC....that explains it.
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My uncle told me your uncle doesn't know jack shit.
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Jack Shit told me he doesn't know your uncle.
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All hell will break loose with the coronavirus stuff. Stay home, you may be forced to..


Peace out and get prepped!
 Quoting: Looking Around


An internet shock jock just announced that in less than 2 weeks the SHTF in the USA. He wouldn't say why and said if we wanted the exact date we would have to join Hals website.

LOL$$$$$
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I just found out where this came from, it’s legit
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Thread: 11 Patients in Quarantine in Nebraska Evacuated By the US from the Diamond Princess Test Positive For Covid 19
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Source Agenda Free TV. These people only tested positive once in Country and tested Negative while on the Diamond Princess.
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11 people taken to UNMC from Cruise Ship test positive for Coronavirus
By 10/11 NOW | Posted: Thu 6:31 PM, Feb 20, 2020 | Updated: Thu 8:14 PM, Feb 20, 2020
[link to www.1011now.com (secure)]

OMAHA, Neb. - The CDC has verified the test results completed Monday by the Nebraska Public Health Lab on 13 individuals being held for coronavirus monitoring and care. Eleven of these individuals have tested positive for COVID-19, while two tested negative.

University of Nebraska Medical Center currently has ten people in the National Quarantine Unit while three are in the Nebraska Biocontainment Unit. Most people aren’t showing symptoms of the disease, however several others are exhibiting minor symptoms.

These 13 people are all former passengers of the Diamond Princess cruise ship who were evacuated to the United States via two 747s February 17.



less than 50%
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I just found out where this came from, it’s legit
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I hope not. Hal said to get your kids out of school the day before. If the 27th is the day then kids should be out of school on the 26th... this is crazy and I pray it's false!
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So now a female caller said she had figured out the date and said, "don't make any plans for next weekend." I wish people would show proof of these wild claims and I would win the lottery, 5 times...
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The real questions are -

Were tears streaming down your face as you wrote this?

Were your hands trembling?

Did he say to shave your family?

If the answers to any of these questions is "no," then tomato plants stay OUT.
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DAMN, Shave his whole fam?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78146539


...and stock up on walters...its meag doom time.
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Yeah here’s some truck stop intel, shit tons of military hardware passing through here. something definitely up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78297143


How about goods, supply chain? Any intel.on that?
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Probably nothing but there has been a lot of Emergency Broadcasting System tests over the last couple of weeks. All of them were not warning that it was a test, just had the buzzer/beep and then back to radio.
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Maybe it's sabotage.
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I see what you did there
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Yeah here’s some truck stop intel, shit tons of military hardware passing through here. something definitely up.
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How about goods, supply chain? Any intel.on that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77229687


Market dropped 100 points today, abruptly, citing China supply chain issues.

I transferred all my investments from stocks to bonds the day before. Too close for my comfort.

I suspect Friday and Monday will continue the trend.

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I've not heard anything more about potential cases in Vegas.

Will casinos close? Tourism stop? Any info really appreciated
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Yikes

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All hell will break loose with the coronavirus stuff. Stay home, you may be forced to..


Peace out and get prepped!
 Quoting: Looking Around


An internet shock jock just announced that in less than 2 weeks the SHTF in the USA. He wouldn't say why and said if we wanted the exact date we would have to join Hals website.

LOL$$$$$
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78017944


link?

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OP is guessing on the day, but my wife also works at a large Midwestern hospital, and has received protocols for the Cov19, and there are rumors it's already here, and people being tested. All heresay at this point, but put any two dots together, and you know it won't be long.
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Sunday is the New Moon, and next Tuesday is the day that Mars will be on the South Node in Capricorn, just as it was 18 years ago on 9 11, and not since then.
I guess that means this virus is the new false flag we were all expecting.
Btw, false flag does NOT mean hoax. It means we did it to ourselves.
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I just found out where this came from, it’s legit
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care to elaborate?
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Can't talk, but op is right... Mod's Check my IP for verification!
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continue
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Any Mods verify this yet?

Asking for a friend.
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RN

Large hospital in Midwest.


Not many other details.


Said to keep kids home from school.


He is a bit weird sometimes but this seems different.
 Quoting: Looking Around


I have a very close blood relative, RN in the Midwest, basically saying the same thing too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78360655


:goon:
 Quoting: G3


I've posted on other threads too. Not pulling anyone's leg here.

There are way more cases than being reported. Cause of death in some cases is being cited as Influenza or Pneumonia not covid-19. The numbers are being hidden with the current flu season.

Al I will say is that there are hundreds of cases in 32+ states and cases in the thousands as suspected. It is not speculation. It is true.

It kills people of all races and ethnicity. So the naysayers can get fucked.

PREP!

It is real. It is not a hoax.
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Thanks for posting.

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Can't talk, but op is right... Mod's Check my IP for verification!
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continue
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Any Mods verify this yet?

Asking for a friend.
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