WTF?? French Soccer Player Gets 5-Year Ban for Biting Opponent’s Penis!! OUCH!

Maybe wrestling.....But soccer? How does this happen in soccer?!?

Ah yes! The old wait til we get to the locker room trick! Solid tactic apparently!

French doesn't mean European for sure these days. i suspect it was an import- they don't understand civilized behavior. After his arrest the accused complained it had worked numerous times in the past.

12 stitch dick. Those scar lines could make hm very popular with the ladies of course. The real French tickler!

Last Edited by FlashBuzzkill on 02/20/2020 06:12 PM

He slipped.

Yeah, he was going for the ball(s)

Those fuckers eat snails.

Munching cock is a step up for them. With the added soccer-ballsack-cheese add on, you have a real French Meal !

Those frogs will eat any fuxxin thing

My first thought...?

What the fuck is that guys Penis doing in that other guys mouth?
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I wonder if it was the Double Handed Pants Stripping technique followed by the old Butt-Sniff & Cock-Bite maneuver?

Maybe he went for the Full-Frontal Cock-Bite maneuver?

That one is much more difficult...!

He should have gone-for the standard Drop-Kick, or Pile-Driver?

Although with the Pile-Driver, I think you can slip-in a Butt-Sniff, and Cock-Bite if you are really good...!
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Isn't this acceptable in France and Italy already?

Who kicked him in the chin?

Soccer = Eurospeak for PnP.

Player is ghey as shit. His on-field nickname will forever be cock-muncher.

Certainly not Roman Greco style...

Not quite there yet..... I don't think....

notice no french responses yet

hell..you can be a democrat potus for that here (obmama, buttplug)

he was OFFside

I can VPN one for you if you absolutely need one.

wallah slackbar

Penis attack!! Finish him!

Snails with garlic ARE DELICIOUS!

Don't knock it until you try it.

please do it to help relief their sense of worthless being americans.

Hint:

Anything is delicious with enough garlic on it.

Bonjour!

How does that Oscar Myer wiener jingle go??

When blow jobs go bad.

Was het Suarez? LOL

Sport is sometimes a joke. That is why I like to watch the amatuer soccer players go at it, they produce some fine goals and saves too:

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