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Don't forget tinted lip balm. Gotta stay cute and keep soft lips for the hubs.
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We need lots of shampoo and conditioner, deodorant, toothbrush and toothpaste, soap, perfumes, lotions, tampons, nail sanders, summer hats, sunglasses... I’m getting anxious already...
 Quoting: LittleMe


Definitely hats when sunscreen is gone. Long sleeves and gloves also. Umbrella works well to keep the sun off. For women skirts are easy when you have to use the bathroom outside.
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And towels, lots and lots of towels... oh, beach towels too!

I think we should go full commando... I don’t think we’re gonna need panties, it would be a waste of soap to wash them.

Oh, my gosh... we’re gonna need fucktons of baby wipes!!!
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Nope. By all accounts, millions will die. I find zero humor in it.

Hair color? What a waste of time when the average Amercan can't start a campfire.
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Cjill out.

We have been at this doom for a month++ and need some humor relief.

Besides, hair ties are a big deal, so your hair does not blow in the way, just as you are locking sites in a raider.
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Nope. By all accounts, millions will die. I find zero humor in it.

Hair color? What a waste of time when the average Amercan can't start a campfire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69623018


Cjill out.

We have been at this doom for a month++ and need some humor relief.

Besides, hair ties are a big deal, so your hair does not blow in the way, just as you are locking sites in a raider.
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


Do ya think we would have to shave...? drevil
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I also appreciate the humor in this thread. As far as I'm concerned, even after terrible events we will need humor to get us through...it'll be gallows humor, but a small smile or an outright laugh will help to temper the horror.

BTW ladies, a lesson learned from our daughter who was in the Air Force. Seems almost everyone in her Basic training class (female) lost their periods for the duration of the course, and a lot of them still hadn't gotten them again 3 or 4 months later. Seems nature sometimes helps in a period of high stress and takes away one of our stressors. So you won't probably need as many tampons as you might think (although they're probably still a good idea for other uses...think staunching bullet wounds).

Old bike tire innertubes cut into pieces makes a great firestarter, although smokey. Burns for a minute or two, and I carry in my Prius' trunk a baggie with Vaseline smeared cotton makeup removal pads. They make another good firestarter.

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I have prepped for many years and ready for any scenario for my Family knowing this was a possibility. Good Luck to the rest of you.
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Don't forget tinted lip balm. Gotta stay cute and keep soft lips for the hubs.
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


We need lots of shampoo and conditioner, deodorant, toothbrush and toothpaste, soap, perfumes, lotions, tampons, nail sanders, summer hats, sunglasses... I’m getting anxious already...
 Quoting: LittleMe


Definitely hats when sunscreen is gone. Long sleeves and gloves also. Umbrella works well to keep the sun off. For women skirts are easy when you have to use the bathroom outside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


And towels, lots and lots of towels... oh, beach towels too!

I think we should go full commando... I don’t think we’re gonna need panties, it would be a waste of soap to wash them.

Oh, my gosh... we’re gonna need fucktons of baby wipes!!!
 Quoting: LittleMe


Yup lol
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Tampons will be scarce!
I lost my apathy.
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Thank you, OP. My wife and I think you are awesome.

Check out my thread from a few weeks ago. Similar content

Thread: HOW TO PREPARE your home for a quarantine - Prepper Edition.

I wish you and your family well in what’s to come.

hfhfyoda
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Aww.. thank you to you and the Mrs. I wish you both good health and no hardships in the unknown weeks ahead.

I'm going to check your thread now :).
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I am still laughing at not wearing makeup or coloring hair to keep the Mad Max type rapey raiders away. Actually there might be something to that!
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Nope. By all accounts, millions will die. I find zero humor in it.

Hair color? What a waste of time when the average Amercan can't start a campfire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69623018


Cjill out.

We have been at this doom for a month++ and need some humor relief.

Besides, hair ties are a big deal, so your hair does not blow in the way, just as you are locking sites in a raider.
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


Do ya think we would have to shave...? drevil
 Quoting: LittleMe


Yes.
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I am still laughing at not wearing makeup or coloring hair to keep the Mad Max type rapey raiders away. Actually there might be something to that!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78496719


There are 2 ways to keep rapey raiders away:
1) lack of bathing
2) Hubbies with guns
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Thank you, I needed that! Made me smile (many times)!!
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For all you men knocking this list, the women in your life may be more on board with your prepping if you incorporate some of these suggestions! Whose bunker do you think they’ll leave you for when resources get tight? Small comforts will pay dividend, and for those who couldn’t score a woman during peace times, a girl friendly bunker could make you the Hugh Hefner of armageddon. bananabananasexbanana
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Haha! This is so true! lol. Even during good times a man who can take care of his woman is very sexy! I guess I'm old fashioned, but I appreciate all that a man can do that some of us women cannot. I think men are their hottest when they come in all dirty from mowing the lawn or working in the yard.

I'm hoping this Armageddon will at least allow men to gain their respect back. The feminists have put you in a corner, afraid to be who you are. Afraid to say the wrong things. I see it everywhere and it makes me sad.
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Ready for this one from a not that prissy prepper..

Pick up the supplies to make soap and practice now, skills are tradeable. A properly made liquid castile soap can be used to wash dishes, laundry, hands hair and bodies. A few essential oils will help make it feel more special, since castile soaps are high end products anyways.

Get lots of extra feminine products, for the cycles. multiple types.
Get puppy pads, if you have a female who goes in labor you will need them. Also useful for cleaning wounds and travel diaper pads.

When you think you have enough hair ties buy more. My hair reaches my bum, and I have 2 daughters. I have over a thousand of the big ones and the little plastic ones I have a thousand of too.

On the being clean thing, you can never have enough bleach. Buy pool bleach in the tab form and find out how to properly dilute it, Diseases are easily spread in dirty conditions and no one wants that.

Learn how to cook in cast iron, and or how to cook over an open fire or woodstove. I've mastered this, however not baking on the woodstove.

Get useful pets, be it chickens, rabbits, you will need meat. If you can't yourself, have the hubby learn to do it.

Vinegar is your friend, as is Baking soda, simple inexpensive products with a multitude of uses.
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billlaugh
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Puzzles and games :) And clothes for next year ...
Allow me to enlighten you.

Hmm if it is survival time the only thing u get to take is a backpack. Not 10 suitcases. And be sure to have it as lightweight as possible.

If you have to stay inside for quarantine make sure you have enough garbage bags and mask for when u have to come out u can protect yourself. A pressure suit would be the best. 0 chance of contamination. That way you can get the stuff you need.

Create an airlock in your house with decontamination part as the virus can stick on your suit.

UV al the stuff you bring in new. And if possible use other disinfectant method with isopropanol (dnnw how you call that in the US).

And you should be able to ride this out. if chaos comes due to civil unrest be sure to get off your ass and to a low populated area.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78328026


Great advice! UV.. can that be done through a big window? Or does it have to be outside in the sun?

Can you buy a pressure suit online?

Also, how do you airlock your house?
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This thread is outstanding. You are so funny. Thanks for the humor. I am going to share this and post it on my FB page. Also many of the replies are a real hoot too. Thanks for the laughs. We all need that.
 Quoting: Yellow Bird in TX


Thanks Yellow Bird!!

hf
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I five starred the hilarity with nervous laughter...
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Thank you! I wrote the thread with the same nervous laughter :)
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Great post!

Although satirical (from a man’s point of view), you made an excellent point that I hadn’t thought of:

WRITE DOWN all contacts names and numbers on paper.


.
 Quoting: Zovalex


Thank you Zovalex! I'm glad I helped you think of something you hadn't thought of. I realized I don't know anyone's phone numbers anymore so will be writing my contacts down soon.

hf
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Ya all think the phones are still going to work when the SHTF?
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House phones may work. They'll probably shut our cell phones down to hide the videos of the "carnage".
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Great post!

Although satirical (from a man’s point of view), you made an excellent point that I hadn’t thought of:

WRITE DOWN all contacts names and numbers on paper.


.
 Quoting: Zovalex


Thank you Zovalex! I'm glad I helped you think of something you hadn't thought of. I realized I don't know anyone's phone numbers anymore so will be writing my contacts down soon.

hf
 Quoting: 88


Plug your phone into the computer

UPDATE it ! Backup done

Then PRINT OUT YOUR CONTACTS !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554672


I didn't even realize you could do that!!
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RAG TAMPONS!!!

A huge hoard of store bought tampons will only last so long because you are using them for so many other uses. We need to find out what kind of cloth material is the best to use, and then stock up. Lucrative item for the lean years to follow the culling.
 Quoting: Suzie the Bleeder 76792698


Forgot about that! I had a hysterectomy so thankfully won't have to deal with that but my poor daughter.. Bounty is the quicker picker upper ?? I used to use as pads when out of real pads. Worked great considering... ?
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88...Green for Thee...and...

5 gold stars
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This thread is FANTASTIQUE and you made me smile this morning! Greatly appreciate this because I absolutely have already gotten 6 boxes of hair color, lol.
1 new thing that I'm starting is trying to learn axe throwing .
I am beginning this weekend and I know it will make me sore but I'm going to be set up out back and at least give it a whirl.
Also, don't forget to buy antifungals!
You can do any cheap brand as long as they kill off the itch. When working and sweating it's very easy to get a fungal type rash.

Have a blessed day!
 Quoting: HoneyDee


Thanks HoneyDee! I have about 6 or so boxes of haircolor as well! Not to mention conditioner, toothpaste, mascara and all the things!! I actually even got a tube of Lotrimin (an anti-fungal cream), cortisone cream, Benadryl, vitamins, etc.

I also got a 20-pack of N95 masks today (that's all my small town hardware store had), goggles, kitty litter and even had my small town pharmacist hook me up with an "early refill" of my family's prescriptions. He agreed that there may be a shortage of a lot of meds coming soon.
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I've lost a lot of weight and had to buy new jeans. I now will fit in with a starving population. Someone who doesn't lose any weight will be a target.
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Didn't even think of that! If people see weight on you, they'll want to know where your food stash is. Hmm..
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Buy a Prius, get a trailer hitch for it, mount a huge solar panel on the trailer and plug in your Prius....call it the Prissy Prius BOV
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I'm bringing out the good plates. We'll dining in style, even if it is just rice and beans.
 Quoting: Only Me


LOL I just finished ordering the rest of my Polish pottery (for complete 8 piece settings) figured if I have to eat crap I'm going to eat it on pretty plates
 Quoting: Serepta Ann


I actually read "French Women don't get Fat" and part of the reasoning was because they eat little amounts on pretty plates!
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I cant think of anything worse than not having scrunchies and chapstick during foraging.
 Quoting: Ricky Retardo



Forgot to add Chapstick to the list! :)

1doh1
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Great post!

Although satirical (from a man’s point of view), you made an excellent point that I hadn’t thought of:

WRITE DOWN all contacts names and numbers on paper.


.
 Quoting: Zovalex


I’ve already done that in case my phone goes dead. I carry them with me at all times.

And love the thread OP. So funny but some good advice.

Women can buy overalls also. They will still fit with weight loss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


Thanks AC! I actually have a pair of overalls as I am also a farmer but didn't realize how handy they will come in!
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Hey OP, great entertaining thread! Mail service, forget stamps. I was thinking of recreating a mail service. Locally anyway. If and when SHTF I wouldn't trust the mail service through the gov, as they have proven to not honor the contents of the sender and recipient. But good call, as many prob didn't even think about it! I'll scroll through again later and add more. Break away from the make-up as it was a psy-op to prey on the insecurities of women.

God bless all women!
 Quoting: Hellstar 420


Thank you Hellstar!! I think you creating a mail service is a great idea! It will certainly be needed, especially if we can't use our phones or computers.
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Ready for this one from a not that prissy prepper..

Pick up the supplies to make soap and practice now, skills are tradeable. A properly made liquid castile soap can be used to wash dishes, laundry, hands hair and bodies. A few essential oils will help make it feel more special, since castile soaps are high end products anyways.

Get lots of extra feminine products, for the cycles. multiple types.
Get puppy pads, if you have a female who goes in labor you will need them. Also useful for cleaning wounds and travel diaper pads.

When you think you have enough hair ties buy more. My hair reaches my bum, and I have 2 daughters. I have over a thousand of the big ones and the little plastic ones I have a thousand of too.

On the being clean thing, you can never have enough bleach. Buy pool bleach in the tab form and find out how to properly dilute it, Diseases are easily spread in dirty conditions and no one wants that.

Learn how to cook in cast iron, and or how to cook over an open fire or woodstove. I've mastered this, however not baking on the woodstove.

Get useful pets, be it chickens, rabbits, you will need meat. If you can't yourself, have the hubby learn to do it.

Vinegar is your friend, as is Baking soda, simple inexpensive products with a multitude of uses.
 Quoting: Feistylorax


If you are going to make soap, make sure you print the recipe you are planning to use. If they lock down the internet, you may not have access to all the good calculators. Make sure your recipe uses an oil you will have around after TSHTF. Of course, keep your lye dry!
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Cute thread. Can relate.

Skip hair color ...I went gray back in 2007 and then went back to dyeing it. What a mistake. I went gray again three years ago and it’s a long pixie style. Fun and easy...soft and in good condition. One thing I have to have is my under eye concealer. But hair color...meh, we all age and it’s okay. Just keep yourself in good shape. You can dye your hair until the cows come home and dyeing your hair isn’t fooling anyone if you aren’t in good shape.





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