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Vision Thing User ID: 78324119 United States 02/21/2020 09:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Great post! Quoting: Zovalex Although satirical (from a man’s point of view), you made an excellent point that I hadn’t thought of: WRITE DOWN all contacts names and numbers on paper. . I did that, went through my phone and wrote sheets of paper with all of the numbers. I also still maintain physical address books with mailing addresses but they really need organizing, I used to be so good about that. You need to make copies of this information and put it in your evac kit along with the other recommended paperwork like copies of the front and back of everything in your wallet, copy of your lease or other proof of possession of your property - after Katrina they wouldn't let people back into the area who couldn't prove they had a right to be there. Years ago I read an article about people living in refugee camps in Africa - the author said the people had zero possessions, the only thing some of them had that they clung to, was a scrap of paper with a phone number on it. |
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Vision Thing User ID: 78324119 United States 02/21/2020 09:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I woke up from a dream this morning, there was a disruption in the area and in the apartment building, it was due to the pandemic and people were being asked to evacuate, the area was going to be razed. The information was slow to come out and wasn't clear. I had a radio and I was listening to it in the hall with a neighbor, he said, this is good information, it was about the pandemic, but they never mentioned the local conditions about evacuation. We heard that from some neighbors as they were clearing out. I kept going back to my apartment thinking of things that I had forgotten. I do keep an evac kit but I was packing from scratch and I started with food. Then I went back for clothes. The streets were filled with people, it was not too chaotic but mostly no one knew where they were supposed to be. I went into a thrift store and found a pair of folding scissors and a tweezers - which goes with this thread as these are grooming implements I wouldn't want to be without. In my dream there were stacks of big makeup kits in the thrift store and in another building I went into. Those big palette ones with the multiple pans of colors that you would never use. They were everywhere, like every old lady died and her heirs donated them to the thrift store. |
Vision Thing User ID: 78324119 United States 02/21/2020 10:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think you can view it here... [link to imgur.com (secure)] If not, let me know. Love that!! Should have them made to sell to us GLPers Interesting synchronicity about the pine tree icon next to "GLP", this morning I was adding the pine tree to my personal symbols that I'm working with. Did you ever see that revolutionary war flag that has a picture of a pine tree and the motto "An Appeal to Heaven"? Some depictions show it as having 12 branches and then the leader at the top making 13. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76938692 United States 02/21/2020 10:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think you can view it here... [link to imgur.com (secure)] If not, let me know. Hey, are those Haviland china cups? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76984449 United States 02/21/2020 10:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread is FANTASTIQUE and you made me smile this morning! Greatly appreciate this because I absolutely have already gotten 6 boxes of hair color, lol. Quoting: HoneyDee 1 new thing that I'm starting is trying to learn axe throwing . I am beginning this weekend and I know it will make me sore but I'm going to be set up out back and at least give it a whirl. Also, don't forget to buy antifungals! You can do any cheap brand as long as they kill off the itch. When working and sweating it's very easy to get a fungal type rash. Have a blessed day! Have lots of baby wipes also. While you are buying baby wipes, get some bleach wipes to clean surfaces, and kill virus'. The virus can live on hard surfaces, but we don't know for sure how long. Don't take a chance, wipe everything with bleach wipes often. Oh yeah. But I meant baby wipes for personal use. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76984449 United States 02/21/2020 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. By all accounts, millions will die. I find zero humor in it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69623018 Hair color? What a waste of time when the average Amercan can't start a campfire. We don’t know that. This is a fun thread and informative. Things don’t have to get bad and we don’t always have to have the sky is falling threads. Lighten up some. Stress will kill you fast. |
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Deplorable Mary User ID: 78505706 United States 02/21/2020 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you're a female and are like me and not very handy, here are some things I've come up with since I can't sleep. This thread is somewhat of a jest (making fun of myself) but also a few good things to think about. Quoting: 88 -Stock up on coffee.. pods, bags, anything you can get your hands on. At the least, get a French Press, and even an air pot in case you have to travel and your local Dunkins is closed (and employees probably have the virus anyway). -If you have kids, buy next year's winter clothes now on clearance in bigger sizes to accommodate their growth. -Buy clothes in smaller sizes since you'll lose weight from starvation and running from crazy people trying to get your coffee. Or purchase belts. One does not want to have plumbers butt while trying to survive Armageddon. -Buy to-go cups with lids for coffee. And other drinks. Disposable ones so you don't have to wash and waste water. Get the foam ones since no once will care about the environment anymore and your coffee will stay hotter longer. -Fill your propane tanks for gas grill. Get extras. I actually can't do this myself because I'm a weak female so will have the hubby do it. -Buy your hair color and mascara now. You don't want your partner to know how old you TRULY look or he'll trade you for food or beer. Or, don't color hair or wear makeup so when it goes Mad Max you'll be looked over and no one will want to steal you. -Curly hair will be "in" again if the power goes out for any length of time. Stock up on gel or mousse. -Stock up on pony tail elastics to put hair up while sweating from foraging. -Stock up on your favorite alcohol for yourself while also stocking up on beer and spirits in case you need a favor from a man (turning on gas grill, wood cutting, figuring out how to light a fire) (yep, I'm screwed if the hubby gets this thing). -Groom pets now, possibly shave them, so it's easier to take care of when the groomer gets sick. Keep their fur for stuffing pillows (see "sewing" below). -Write down all the contacts in your phone, including CDC and other "authorities" so you can yell at them that they really screwed up on this one. Tell them during the next worldwide culling that they should be more organized. -Buy stamps in case you need to send a letter to your bff venting about how the hubby ALREADY ate the stash of Reeses you stored when our phones don't work. Samsung users who received a "1" possibly most at risk of signal loss. -If you're uncomfortable with guns, go to your local hardware store and purchase hammers, sickles, nail gun, etc then buy some baseball bats for protection. Even baseballs if you have a good arm and think you can knock out a person in one throw as to not waste your baseball ammo. Look at your kid's and hubby's sports supply for further ideas. -Use volleyball net to wrap up any intruders or people you've culled. This will attract animals that you can knock out with baseball and keep as a pet if they're cute. Skunks are probably your best bet to keep other people away. Woodchucks also cute and can dig big holes like nobody's business. Use as a cave. -When fishing, I've been told corn can sometimes work if you get icked out by earthworms. Also, buy a fishing pole and learn how to cast without getting the hook caught in your hair (see above for pony tail elastics). -Buy lots of bug spray for when the kids go outside because their electronics aren't working. -Make sure to have food & blankets if you own a boat for when you live on it. If no boat, stock up on the biggest blow-up floats you can find. See sunscreen above; the end of the world doesn't mean you need to age. People will remark how the caretakers "did a nice job" on you while looking at your casket. No one needs to know you used sunscreen and that's truly the reason why you look so good. -Buy a basketball to draw a face on to make a friend in case you end up alone. Feel free to name him "Neworldorder" and bounce, kick, pop him with furious force. -For Vintage/Goodwill/Thrift lovers: Gather up all your collections of silver-plated serve ware that you have in your basement in a box that you intended to use for the fancy party you're planning in your head to have one day to barter with. Surely it can be melted down somehow. -Go Female Astronaut and purchase Depends or the likewise in case you feel uncomfortable peeing outside or don't have time to stop running from mob trying to get your coffee. -If you can sew you'll be worth gold. Be sure to have thread and sewing needles of all types. Learn how to sew masks, diapers and body bags. If you're a knitter, start knitting blankets. -Purchase clearance Valentine's candy for barter. -For when the power goes out: Purchase puzzles and games. Left/Right/Center is a good game as well as Cards Against Humanity. No batteries needed. -Buy batteries. -Write "GLP" on your forehead in hopes to find other GLPers. Offer them a cup of coffee ;). A silly little thread to take the angst off this virus for a bit. - LOL! Loved it. I have plenty of coffee because I can't do no coffee! |
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hershy User ID: 78108752 United States 02/21/2020 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you're a female and are like me and not very handy, here are some things I've come up with since I can't sleep. This thread is somewhat of a jest (making fun of myself) but also a few good things to think about. Quoting: 88 -Stock up on coffee.. pods, bags, anything you can get your hands on. At the least, get a French Press, and even an air pot in case you have to travel and your local Dunkins is closed (and employees probably have the virus anyway). -If you have kids, buy next year's winter clothes now on clearance in bigger sizes to accommodate their growth. -Buy clothes in smaller sizes since you'll lose weight from starvation and running from crazy people trying to get your coffee. Or purchase belts. One does not want to have plumbers butt while trying to survive Armageddon. -Buy to-go cups with lids for coffee. And other drinks. Disposable ones so you don't have to wash and waste water. Get the foam ones since no once will care about the environment anymore and your coffee will stay hotter longer. -Fill your propane tanks for gas grill. Get extras. I actually can't do this myself because I'm a weak female so will have the hubby do it. -Buy your hair color and mascara now. You don't want your partner to know how old you TRULY look or he'll trade you for food or beer. Or, don't color hair or wear makeup so when it goes Mad Max you'll be looked over and no one will want to steal you. -Curly hair will be "in" again if the power goes out for any length of time. Stock up on gel or mousse. -Stock up on pony tail elastics to put hair up while sweating from foraging. -Stock up on your favorite alcohol for yourself while also stocking up on beer and spirits in case you need a favor from a man (turning on gas grill, wood cutting, figuring out how to light a fire) (yep, I'm screwed if the hubby gets this thing). -Groom pets now, possibly shave them, so it's easier to take care of when the groomer gets sick. Keep their fur for stuffing pillows (see "sewing" below). -Write down all the contacts in your phone, including CDC and other "authorities" so you can yell at them that they really screwed up on this one. Tell them during the next worldwide culling that they should be more organized. -Buy stamps in case you need to send a letter to your bff venting about how the hubby ALREADY ate the stash of Reeses you stored when our phones don't work. Samsung users who received a "1" possibly most at risk of signal loss. -If you're uncomfortable with guns, go to your local hardware store and purchase hammers, sickles, nail gun, etc then buy some baseball bats for protection. Even baseballs if you have a good arm and think you can knock out a person in one throw as to not waste your baseball ammo. Look at your kid's and hubby's sports supply for further ideas. -Use volleyball net to wrap up any intruders or people you've culled. This will attract animals that you can knock out with baseball and keep as a pet if they're cute. Skunks are probably your best bet to keep other people away. Woodchucks also cute and can dig big holes like nobody's business. Use as a cave. -When fishing, I've been told corn can sometimes work if you get icked out by earthworms. Also, buy a fishing pole and learn how to cast without getting the hook caught in your hair (see above for pony tail elastics). -Buy lots of bug spray for when the kids go outside because their electronics aren't working. -Make sure to have food & blankets if you own a boat for when you live on it. If no boat, stock up on the biggest blow-up floats you can find. See sunscreen above; the end of the world doesn't mean you need to age. People will remark how the caretakers "did a nice job" on you while looking at your casket. No one needs to know you used sunscreen and that's truly the reason why you look so good. -Buy a basketball to draw a face on to make a friend in case you end up alone. Feel free to name him "Neworldorder" and bounce, kick, pop him with furious force. -For Vintage/Goodwill/Thrift lovers: Gather up all your collections of silver-plated serve ware that you have in your basement in a box that you intended to use for the fancy party you're planning in your head to have one day to barter with. Surely it can be melted down somehow. -Go Female Astronaut and purchase Depends or the likewise in case you feel uncomfortable peeing outside or don't have time to stop running from mob trying to get your coffee. -If you can sew you'll be worth gold. Be sure to have thread and sewing needles of all types. Learn how to sew masks, diapers and body bags. If you're a knitter, start knitting blankets. -Purchase clearance Valentine's candy for barter. -For when the power goes out: Purchase puzzles and games. Left/Right/Center is a good game as well as Cards Against Humanity. No batteries needed. -Buy batteries. -Write "GLP" on your forehead in hopes to find other GLPers. Offer them a cup of coffee ;). A silly little thread to take the angst off this virus for a bit. Sounds like going back to the 1950s I like it - hershy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77193126 United States 02/21/2020 01:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: 88 If you're a female and are like me and not very handy, here are some things I've come up with since I can't sleep. This thread is somewhat of a jest (making fun of myself) but also a few good things to think about. ... -Buy your hair color and mascara now. You don't want your partner to know how old you TRULY look or he'll trade you for food or beer. Or, don't color hair or wear makeup so when it goes Mad Max you'll be looked over and no one will want to steal you. -Curly hair will be "in" again if the power goes out for any length of time. Stock up on gel or mousse. ... OP is a genuine girl, no question at all. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76984449 United States 02/21/2020 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't forget tinted lip balm. Gotta stay cute and keep soft lips for the hubs. Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith We need lots of shampoo and conditioner, deodorant, toothbrush and toothpaste, soap, perfumes, lotions, tampons, nail sanders, summer hats, sunglasses... I’m getting anxious already... Definitely hats when sunscreen is gone. Long sleeves and gloves also. Umbrella works well to keep the sun off. For women skirts are easy when you have to use the bathroom outside. |
MostHolyFace User ID: 76180094 United Kingdom 02/21/2020 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some good ideas! And lighthearted in this doom and also some that are practical indeed. Hey How to fish here: Thread: How to Garuntee Food Survival and Feed your Family! GodBless Last Edited by MostHolyFace on 02/21/2020 02:53 PM Pray Hope & Dont Worry [link to www.sudariumchristi.com (secure)] |
LittleMe I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 78112659 Tonga 02/21/2020 02:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't forget tinted lip balm. Gotta stay cute and keep soft lips for the hubs. Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith We need lots of shampoo and conditioner, deodorant, toothbrush and toothpaste, soap, perfumes, lotions, tampons, nail sanders, summer hats, sunglasses... I’m getting anxious already... Definitely hats when sunscreen is gone. Long sleeves and gloves also. Umbrella works well to keep the sun off. For women skirts are easy when you have to use the bathroom outside. And towels, lots and lots of towels... oh, beach towels too! I think we should go full commando... I don’t think we’re gonna need panties, it would be a waste of soap to wash them. Oh, my gosh... we’re gonna need fucktons of baby wipes!!! |