I need help: I desire a serious relationship with God | |
~Vixen~ User ID: 284199 United States 08/21/2007 05:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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kalamity kool User ID: 282357 Australia 08/21/2007 05:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He pretty much made the laws of the universe, or maybe just our solar system, and has left us free to do what we will with it. Jesus however, has 'been there'. Its possible to fall in love with Him, but He pretty much leaves the sex part to us. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 285982 Canada 08/21/2007 05:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude, God doesn't give a fuck about your fantasies... Quoting: kalamity koolHe pretty much made the laws of the universe, or maybe just our solar system, and has left us free to do what we will with it. Jesus however, has 'been there'. Its possible to fall in love with Him, but He pretty much leaves the sex part to us. There has to be some way to seduce God though, right? Besides, Jesus was God in human form, so there must be some way to turn him on... |
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kalamity kool User ID: 282357 Australia 08/21/2007 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude, God doesn't give a fuck about your fantasies... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 285982He pretty much made the laws of the universe, or maybe just our solar system, and has left us free to do what we will with it. Jesus however, has 'been there'. Its possible to fall in love with Him, but He pretty much leaves the sex part to us. There has to be some way to seduce God though, right? Besides, Jesus was God in human form, so there must be some way to turn him on... LOL, why don't you try a woman? God made them you know. If you find out how to turn Him on, make sure you email me and tell me! |
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WhiteCosmicWizard User ID: 99906 Australia 08/21/2007 06:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | indeed, you do need help! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 285995 Australia 08/21/2007 06:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | repent you bastard repent repent yourself of all your sins all your fornications, all your masturbations all your evil thoughts all your filthy repent or you'll go to hell where your indu gods are specially that bastard ganesh half man and half elephant repent and you'll feel better you understand capish?compriende? repentado, nada muchacha por ti? |
FHL(C) User ID: 285999 China 08/21/2007 06:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Op, if you really want to Know Him, especially as you have been so open and honest about your failings and lusts, please go and read, genesis Chapter 1 and 5, then join here and/or PM me or email me, and i will happily share what you are asking very carefully. YHVH/YAHshua is God and he does want a personal relationship with on His terms, not yours. So Homosexuality, No. enjoyment of righteous sexual pleasure, with GOD being honored first, then yes. Sincerely in Him , amen YAHshua the sound of His Name in English, YAH is short form of YHVH, Bible.PRAYERBOOK.Praisebook DOWNLOADs [link to www.docdroid.net (secure)] [link to pdfhost.io (secure)] [link to www.docdroid.net (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 285995 Australia 08/21/2007 06:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Op, Quoting: FHL(C)if you really want to Know Him, especially as you have been so open and honest about your failings and lusts, please go and read, genesis Chapter 1 and 5, then join here and/or PM me or email me, and i will happily share what you are asking very carefully. YHVH/YAHshua is God and he does want a personal relationship with on His terms, not yours. So Homosexuality, No. enjoyment of righteous sexual pleasure, with GOD being honored first, then yes. Sincerely in Him , amen you pompous dickhead if you idiots believe that god made each and every person on this earth then he made us man, women and homosexuals. homosexuality exists in all animal species are you saying that 2 ews facking each other are an aberration to god? wake up you dickhead and think. use your brains instead of reciting mantras |
angry nation777 User ID: 285818 United States 08/21/2007 09:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i love Him too, I'm crazy about Him, and that's not always wonderful. my advice to you is BE YOURSELF. He's been around forever and has had many faces, all religions have truth, all have Him, it's just down thru the ages, man has got in there and twisted it around. it's better to have no name for Him, or no preconceived notions, i know He's good, but He dont seem like religions say, thats cause religions are a trap. i was indoctrinated jewish, but now i had caught out the liars in there as well. now i have no religion, i just know He's real, and tho i'm angry with Him at the moment, it's ok, He understands, and in time so will i. be yourself, let Him be His self...and you'll prob. be closer than you wanted to be. |
Grafted Promise User ID: 285737 United States 08/21/2007 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeshua actually became the Blood Covenant sacrifice that would redeem/buy back mankind back from the slavery of The Creator's enemy. Ask Yeshua to be your Kinsman Redeemer and see what happens. |
Caruso User ID: 244020 United States 08/21/2007 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How is my desire for a serious relationship with The Lord BS? . You did get your answer, AC. You got a Be Still Flag. Be still... "Discover your divinity, find your unique talent, serve humanity with it and you can generate all the wealth you want." -Depak Chopra- [link to thefountainofhealing.com] |
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Divinity User ID: 286210 Spain 08/21/2007 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey you have a direct line with god..... USE IT Quoting: magicfairyall you got to do is talk to him/her Yep, that is correct. And say thank you sometimes..... Gratitude is never wasted. Love!! "Aether is a Quantum 2 Spin Rotating Magnetic Field that encapsulates Primary Angular Momentum and via Tensegrity forms Matter with resulting Quantum 1/2 spin. "PHI is the direct result and first Ratio produced by this arrangement as it Cycles." Junglelord, www.thunderbolts.info Here comes the Golden Age. "Thought being a given is the first assertion of self-awareness; the remaining truth is simply "I am, therefore there is". Self and other, subject and object." Eyeam "Remember me as I AM." My Brother |
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