The LAST THREAD posted on GLP will look like THIS

Thanks for all the fish..

is anybody out there?

Hello?

I am here!!!!

ironically when doom really happens,computers and the internet wont be working anymore!

If anybody is reading this I'll be at Joe's Bar in Brookline 2022 at 5 pm eastern standard time!

Unless its all run by AI in which case it may outlast us!

There will still be a last thread.

If youre reading this, I hid one last vile of the vaccine in my moms basement apartment, 24 Elm st apt 3 Brookline, NY

Nah.

Its gonna look like..

"I TOLD you stupic Coronatards this thing was all a giant fucking NOTHINGBURGER"..

Its in the cookie jar!

Aug 4 2022


9:30 got dressed, brushed my teeth,

10:12 Took out the garbage

11:11 walked the dog

12:18 nailed boards over that broken window.

14:35 tried to start the generator again!

15:45 made a sling shot out of leather and an old inner-tube


16:00 got my first squirrel. Gonna have squirrel stew tonight!

Yummy!

The water is contaminated and the food too. Nothing left to eat but crackers. I sure hope the crew on Mars gets my message!

This is my last post. If you run into the fat lady tell her to start singing!

One last bump!

I lost the code to reactivate the biosphere. If your reading this its already too late for me. Grab the next shuttle and head for the Dagobah system and try to find a Jedi named Obewan. He's your only hope!

THE END

Well, we were wrong about the GLP effect...

Incoming

I just prayed. I figured it could hurt.

If you're reading this I left the transcript in the vault.

Theres enough fuel in the car to get to Denver. The pass code is 3662447T

God speed!

that made me laugh

Dave, Dave? What are you doing Dave?

"And so, it ends."

There was plenty before you showed up!

AAAAARRRRRRRRGG!

4..3..2..1.......

Gratuitous beaver shot