New Debate Drinking Game

Rules: assign a drink to each candidate as indicated

Amy and Tom are NPC’s.

Drunkest contestant wins the debate.



Every time Bernie says, “socialist,” everyone else gets a drink.

Everytime Joe says, “my time is up,” everyone else gets a drink

Everytime Elizabeth waves her arms, or makes a stabbing motion with her finger, everyone else gets a drink

Everytime Pete quotes the bible, everyone else gets a drink

Everytime Mike says “New York,” everyone else gets a drink


Bernie gets a drink when he mentions the 99%

Joe gets a drink when he says, “Obama”

Mike gets a drink when he says, "I'm the only one..."

Elizabeth gets a drink when she mentions growing up in Oklahoma

Pete gets a drink when he mentions his husband.


Bernie has a cup of coffee if anyone mentions his three houses. Everyone else drinks if Bernie says he paid his taxes or authored a best-selling book

Elizabeth has a cup of coffee if anyone asks her directly, “how will you pay for it?” Everyone else drinks if she volunteers a financial plan

Joe has a cup of coffee if asked about Ukrainian business deals, everyone else drinks if he bitches about investigations into his family

Pete has a cup of coffee if asked about the South Bend Police Department, everyone else drinks if Pete name-checks a black leader or group that supports him

Mike has a cup of coffee if asked about his past affiliation with the Republican Party, everyone else drink if Mike says he won in NYC without the Dems.


Bernie does a shot if he exhorts America to “pick a side.”

Joe does a shot when he says “c’mon, man”

Mike does a shot if he says “capitalism”

Elizabeth does a shot if she says no one likes their insurance company

Pete does a shot if he mentions he volunteered for armed service