Jason Bourne Would Kick James Bond's Azz!

BOURNE WOULD BARBECUE HIS FANCY ASS!!!!

Yeah but dude Bond had so much class.

the thing is, Bond has a magic spell on him that gives him the edge. this is the straight dope folks. As long as Bond never bangs Moneypenny he cannot die. Have you not wondered why he ages so gracefully? Bond always gets the girl and always saves the day.

Bond gets laid more with beautiful women with no strings attached.

yes the made up jason bourne would beat up the fake james bond

The Threadstone Project has been closed down, whereas 'British Intelligence'(scoff) would just churn out 008.

Now all of youze black Russian communists and secret agent types, we all knows that that there Mr. Matthew Damon, whether shaken or stirred, would kick all of them there various James Bonds' azzes on any set, anywhere. Sean, George, Hans, Roger, Indiana, Timothy, Pierce, and that there new guy...Mr. Casino Royal...

They both seem to live charmed lives. They get beaten up, stabbed, shot, hurt in car chases and walk away virtually unscathed.

Anybody can beat anybody in fiction. And where does Bourne get all his fancy gadgetry? At least Bond has Q. Who's supplying Bourne? We never get to find out.

I'm voting for a draw.

The Terminator would eat them both for lunch.