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Here is comes....CDC recommends people shave their facial hair to prevent coronavirus

 
Anonymous Coward
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Here it comes....

CDC recommends people shave their pubic hair to prevent coronavirus
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It all depends on the beard. Hubby was a Navy officer for 20 years and in the very early 70s they allowed military personnel to wear beards and mustaches as long as they could get a good seal on their OBAs (oxygen breathing apparatus). He wore one for years until in the mid 80s they decided it wasn't gonna be allowed any more.

I was working in the library on base (in Naples, Italy) when he came in and told me about the decision, and the next time I saw him (about an hour later) he was clean shaven. Even though I'd been warned, I gasped, and told him he looked like Fred (his younger brother), and got the finger for that remark.

Kept neatly trimmed (not like an old testament prophet) would work even today. So don't go crazy with the razors just yet.

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No real man is going shave his beard from some cdc press release.
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shaving face huh...sounds like a pisstake :D
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Here it comes....

CDC recommends people shave their pubic hair to prevent coronavirus

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78530911


coranalvirus you mean?
Sikhed

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Oh dear, this is going to hit the Hipsters right in the gut!
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No, their vagina.
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The jihadists won't be happy with this. ; )
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This will make it easy for them to see who is listening and who is not
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Thanks for the tip!

I just shaved my balls with A1 sauce.

Now I am immune!

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Thanks for the tip!

I just shaved my balls with A1 sauce.

Now I am immune!

seal
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thumbsup
:doom360:
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Re: Here is comes....CDC recommends people shave their facial hair to prevent coronavirus
[link to www.cdc.gov (secure)]

Facial hair poses a risk to the effectiveness of respirators because it may keep the exhalation valve from working properly if the two come into contact, the infographic said.



Time to shave those beards...

what next?>
 Quoting: Kevin's Handler


This is not a new document. Nothing is coming, it has been out there forever.
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Facial hair poses a risk to the effectiveness of respirators because it may keep the exhalation valve from working properly if the two come into contact, the infographic said.



Time to shave those beards...

what next?>
 Quoting: Kevin's Handler


Michelle Obama first.
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The Hitler 'stache is now called "The Toothbrush"
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has a ring , goes nicely with the Fluoride agenda ...
People don't care how much You know ... till they know how much You care ...
Butch DeFeo

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Only girly men will shave their beards for a little virus threat.
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Imagine shaving off your super power
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TS-fugetaboutit
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"Old Timers"

ROFL


:shaveyourself:
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Oh man....I have been hoping someone had that photo and posted it.
What a great post that was.
An instant classic.
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[link to www.cdc.gov (secure)]

Facial hair poses a risk to the effectiveness of respirators because it may keep the exhalation valve from working properly if the two come into contact, the infographic said.



Time to shave those beards...

what next?>
 Quoting: Kevin's Handler


gov always got some loony solutiōn when thos guy were snpīn peep n dc said ŵalk in zīgzag fashion to throw of sniperslaugh
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.


Billy Gibbon's (ZZ Top) Turned Down $1 Million To Shave his Beard


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So women are gonna have to shave themselves too?

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[link to www.cdc.gov (secure)]

Facial hair poses a risk to the effectiveness of respirators because it may keep the exhalation valve from working properly if the two come into contact, the infographic said.



Time to shave those beards...

what next?>
 Quoting: Kevin's Handler


... NEWS FLASH: MY BEARD IS MY RESPIRATOR
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[link to www.cdc.gov (secure)]

Facial hair poses a risk to the effectiveness of respirators because it may keep the exhalation valve from working properly if the two come into contact, the infographic said.



Time to shave those beards...

what next?>
 Quoting: Kevin's Handler


Chink dont got beards
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The Republican Taliban won't be happy with this. ; )
 Quoting: ACME_MAN


Fixed that for you..
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Are you fucking kidding me? That's a graphic from the fucking cdc? A bandholz? rofl wtf?!?! now im paniking brian!!!!
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SHAVE YOUR SELF, YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR PETS!!!

NOW!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77535748


LMAO! Now here we are, really shaving ourselves. Ha! Wtf. I guess the jokes on us.



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