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Me balls started itching since I bought new cheaps cotton briefs at Wally World

 
Bama Cracker
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Me balls started itching since I bought new cheaps cotton briefs at Wally World
I shit you not. I did not wash them, they were staight from the package. Now it feels like I got little creepy crawler around me balls.

They itch like hell. Me thinks it might be GM cotton.
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08/22/2007 05:27 PM
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i feel like i just read about poison pajamas fom there a few days ago... and poison sandals a few days before that...
and poison dog food yesterday...

hmmm.. im beginning to notice a pattern
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08/22/2007 05:31 PM
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I shit you not. I did not wash them, they were staight from the package. Now it feels like I got little creepy crawler around me balls.

They itch like hell. Me thinks it might be GM cotton.
 Quoting: Bama Cracker 286278


You must have bought the new "Seafood Medley" briefs--they come with crabs...
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08/22/2007 05:32 PM
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uh oh Sorry to tell you this, honey, but have you heard of Morgellons Disease? It appears modern industry has brought it into prominence by spraying genetically engineered bugs on cotton crops and not telling you about it. Unfortunately, the bugs don't stop with the cotton predators; they go on to eat you, too. Run an Internet search right now for Morgellons. The CDC, after a few years of pretending it was not there - people were committing suicide, this was so bad - had begun field tests and studies in the states most affected. In the meantime, anything at all you have from China, throw it out of the house now!
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08/22/2007 05:34 PM
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Why are you shopping at Wal Mart?
There's your sign.

You should immediately try soaking in Epsom salts and then dousing yourself with Jock Itch meds (not from Wal Mart)
Give it one day and if it doesn't clear start a petition, stand in the brief isle and say "Wal Mart sells Contaminated Underwear, I'm living proof" and have a doctors diagnosis and the unused underwear.
Send the unused underwear to an independent lab for analysis and then report back.
Bama Cracker (OP)
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uh oh Sorry to tell you this, honey, but have you heard of Morgellons Disease? It appears modern industry has brought it into prominence by spraying genetically engineered bugs on cotton crops and not telling you about it. Unfortunately, the bugs don't stop with the cotton predators; they go on to eat you, too. Run an Internet search right now for Morgellons. The CDC, after a few years of pretending it was not there - people were committing suicide, this was so bad - had begun field tests and studies in the states most affected. In the meantime, anything at all you have from China, throw it out of the house now!
 Quoting: syfrdandod 284925


That does not sound good. I have heard about Morgellons. It has been a few weeks and comes and goes.
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08/22/2007 05:48 PM
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That does not sound good. I have heard about Morgellons. It has been a few weeks and comes and goes.
 Quoting: Bama Cracker 286278


Start taking colloidal silver and grapefruit seed extract immediately. Full doses, every few hours. Keep this up for at least two months; that stuff is not going to go away without a fight. But, you can beat it. If you do see a doctor and he tried to tell you it's in your head (doctors like that are responsible for several suicides) be sure to put his name up on line and we'll make his life hell.

Read about the poisoned flip-flops from China still being sold at Walmart:
[link to www.rense.com]
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08/22/2007 06:00 PM
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your thread will get pinned if you say they smell like steak sauce too.
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your thread will get pinned if you say they smell like steak sauce too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 218827


You mean like vineger? I tried some Gold Bond and it helped for a while. Are these things like chiggers? I know they aren't crabs cause I have not had sex in a while.
Anonymous Coward
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08/22/2007 08:49 PM
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2 words..."Made in China"
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08/22/2007 08:50 PM
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Do they smell like corn chips?
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08/22/2007 08:54 PM
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Do they smell like corn chips?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 286418

Someone wore them and put them back in the package! check for skid marks.

chuckle
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08/22/2007 08:56 PM
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Do they smell like corn chips?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 286418


More like fried onions...
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08/22/2007 08:57 PM
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[link to www.pajamadeen.com]

Chinese Clothes Poisoned With Formaldehyde

Mon 20 Aug 2007
New Zealand television show, Target, which investigates consumer complaints, is expected to air a segment later today detailing their investigation into Chinese-made cotton and wool clothing which contains up to 900 times the level of formaldehyde known to adversely affect human health. The investigation began with a consumer complaint that a child developed a skin rash after wearing the clothes.

Formaldehyde, used to give a “permanent press” appearance to clothes, is also used as embalming fluid and in plastics manufacturing, and can cause skin allergies, cancer and asthma. It also irritates the eyes, nose and throat at low levels. Due to the links between formaldehyde and leukemia and nasal and nasopharyngeal cancers, the World Health Organization classified the chemical as a known human carcinogen in 2004. While formaldehyde can affect people at a concentration of 20 parts per million (ppm), “Target” producer Simon Roy said that the show’s tests of childrens’ clothing including pajamas, tee shirts, and shorts found “shocking” formaldehyde levels, from 230 ppm to 18,000 ppm. Roy also said that scientists from AgriQuality, a government agency, had tested a variety of the new childrens’ and adult clothing. The clothing was randomly selected from clothing commonly available in New Zealand retail outlets. Some of the stores included the Warehouse and Kmart.


Additionally, New Zealand’s Commerce Commission is testing childrens’ flannel pajamas which were labelled as “low fire danger” but which caught fire and burned two children. Officials in China said they had not heard of the formaldehyde-riddled clothing in New Zealand. China’s General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine, which is China’s product safety watchdog had not heard of the claim, nor had people contacted at the China Textile Industry Association or the China National Garment Association.

Meanwhile, China has begun airing a weeklong television campaign called “Believe in Made in China” which is aimed at restoring trust in Chinese products and which defends China’s safety standards. Strangely, the show can only be seen in China. Preaching to the choir? In the first program, which aired last Sunday, the economic channel of China Central Television (CCT) featured an interview with Li Changjiang, director of the General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine, who said the recent alarming news about Chinese products is “demonizing China’s products.” Changjiang also said: “Personally, I believe it is [a] new trend in trade protectionism. Although recalls are necessary, it is unfair to decide that all products made in China are unqualified.”
Bama Cracker (OP)
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08/22/2007 09:03 PM
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It seems like they burrow and make a little pimple. If I squeeze it, it kinda pops and I guess crushes the critter cause it don't itch in that spot afterward.
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08/22/2007 09:04 PM
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HOLISTIC CURE FOR ITCHY BALLS

Rub 4 oz of Tabasco sauce over the itchy area. Wait 30 minutes and repeat as required.

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I can pretty well guarantee that you won't be itching after 2 or 3 doses.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

"When TSHTF, don't ask Vixen, because she doesn't know shit."
Bama Cracker (OP)
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08/22/2007 09:06 PM
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HOLISTIC CURE FOR ITCHY BALLS

Rub 4 oz of Tabasco sauce over the itchy area. Wait 30 minutes and repeat as required.

*********************************************

I can pretty well guarantee that you won't be itching after 2 or 3 doses.
 Quoting: ~Vixen~


Are U sure that is for real. It sound like it would burn like hell. Have U tried it on yourself?
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[link to www.pajamadeen.com]

Chinese Clothes Poisoned With Formaldehyde

Mon 20 Aug 2007
New Zealand television show, Target, which investigates consumer complaints, is expected to air a segment later today detailing their investigation into Chinese-made cotton and wool clothing which contains up to 900 times the level of formaldehyde known to adversely affect human health. The investigation began with a consumer complaint that a child developed a skin rash after wearing the clothes.

Formaldehyde, used to give a “permanent press” appearance to clothes, is also used as embalming fluid and in plastics manufacturing, and can cause skin allergies, cancer and asthma. It also irritates the eyes, nose and throat at low levels. Due to the links between formaldehyde and leukemia and nasal and nasopharyngeal cancers, the World Health Organization classified the chemical as a known human carcinogen in 2004. While formaldehyde can affect people at a concentration of 20 parts per million (ppm), “Target” producer Simon Roy said that the show’s tests of childrens’ clothing including pajamas, tee shirts, and shorts found “shocking” formaldehyde levels, from 230 ppm to 18,000 ppm. Roy also said that scientists from AgriQuality, a government agency, had tested a variety of the new childrens’ and adult clothing. The clothing was randomly selected from clothing commonly available in New Zealand retail outlets. Some of the stores included the Warehouse and Kmart.




Additionally, New Zealand’s Commerce Commission is testing childrens’ flannel pajamas which were labelled as “low fire danger” but which caught fire and burned two children. Officials in China said they had not heard of the formaldehyde-riddled clothing in New Zealand. China’s General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine, which is China’s product safety watchdog had not heard of the claim, nor had people contacted at the China Textile Industry Association or the China National Garment Association.

Meanwhile, China has begun airing a weeklong television campaign called “Believe in Made in China” which is aimed at restoring trust in Chinese products and which defends China’s safety standards. Strangely, the show can only be seen in China. Preaching to the choir? In the first program, which aired last Sunday, the economic channel of China Central Television (CCT) featured an interview with Li Changjiang, director of the General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine, who said the recent alarming news about Chinese products is “demonizing China’s products.” Changjiang also said: “Personally, I believe it is [a] new trend in trade protectionism. Although recalls are necessary, it is unfair to decide that all products made in China are unqualified.”
 Quoting: Ihavva Ichyass 115



I guess the chinks finally found a way to take over the world! Poor Americans can't fight if their scivies itch their poor little cajones.
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08/22/2007 09:07 PM
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I bought some panties from Kmart once that had moth worms in them. EW
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08/22/2007 09:11 PM
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Are U sure that is for real. It sound like it would burn like hell. Have U tried it on yourself?
 Quoting: Bama Cracker 286278


Actually I don't have balls to try it on, but if I can find a guy to volunteer to test my hypothesis, I'll be sure to post the results here.

In the mean time, if you're intrested in trying it, please be sure to post the results here, as I'm sure that this would probably get voted thread of the day...
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SC Granny
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08/22/2007 09:15 PM
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You're supposed to wash 'em before you wear 'em!
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08/22/2007 09:19 PM
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Sucks doesn't it.
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08/22/2007 09:37 PM
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Bama Cracker -

Did you do it yet?
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

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08/22/2007 09:45 PM
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It does suck big time.

I think there is something to this, I bought a comforter a few months ago and have had severe eye problems starting around the same time.

Now I am wondering if my eye problems are the:

Formaldehyde, used to give a “permanent press” appearance to clothes, is also used as embalming fluid and in plastics manufacturing, and can cause skin allergies, cancer and asthma. It also irritates the eyes, nose and throat at low levels.

Sorry about your balls, have you tried benedryl cream
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08/22/2007 09:53 PM
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It does suck big time.

I think there is something to this, I bought a comforter a few months ago and have had severe eye problems starting around the same time.

Now I am wondering if my eye problems are the:

Formaldehyde, used to give a “permanent press” appearance to clothes, is also used as embalming fluid and in plastics manufacturing, and can cause skin allergies, cancer and asthma. It also irritates the eyes, nose and throat at low levels.

Sorry about your balls, have you tried benedryl cream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 176812


Yep, and the cordizone creams too. They work for a while then the itching comes back. It has been going on for about 10 days.
Mr Vick Vapor
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08/22/2007 10:36 PM
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Vick's Vapor Rub works wonders.
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Vick's Vapor Rub works wonders.
 Quoting: Mr Vick Vapor 115


Damn! I forgot about the Vicks!

Good catch!
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2XSecretAgent

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08/22/2007 10:39 PM
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Soak your balls overnight in A-1 sauce.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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08/22/2007 10:39 PM
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Do they smell like corn chips?

Someone wore them and put them back in the package! check for skid marks.

chuckle
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lol
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Do they smell like corn chips?

Someone wore them and put them back in the package! check for skid marks.

 Quoting: BusyB213


That's hilarious!
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

"When TSHTF, don't ask Vixen, because she doesn't know shit."
Anonymous Coward
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08/22/2007 10:42 PM
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Re: Me balls started itching since I bought new cheaps cotton briefs at Wally World
maybe you contracted "scabies" at about the same time you bought the new underwear. maybe it's just coincidental. quit having sex with those nappy headed hos that hang out at the street corners.





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