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RAPTURE BEFORE SEPT 14

 
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RAPTURE BEFORE SEPT 14
There is alot of commotion on a number of Christian Forums about the RAPTURE IS TO HAPPEN BEFORE SEPT 14.

Messages and confirmations from the LORD from numerous sources have already been received.

Check out Five Doves, Rapture In The Air.

THERE IS ALOT OF EXCITEMENT - LIKE THIS IS TRULY IT!
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what are you talking about?
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space ships will be landing,please have all documents at the ready,oh i forgot why does this rapture occur only for the christians and not the jews????
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08/23/2007 02:26 PM
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I have seen this about twice in the last 25 years.

Each time, excitement gave way to strong doctrine. People see what they want to see, they hear what they want to hear.
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LOL and not to mention it is VERY unbiblical as the bible states that NO MAN knows the hour....

so anyone saying that they DO know is probably the Anti_Christ.
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no, ron's the ac, didnt you know?

I for one will welcome the chance to point and laugh at the religitards once again, on sept 15.
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LOL and not to mention it is VERY unbiblical as the bible states that NO MAN knows the hour....

so anyone saying that they DO know is probably the Anti_Christ.
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Where does it say this? about now knowing the hour.
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08/23/2007 04:20 PM
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Jesus said to watch.
Maranatha!
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soon
Anonymous Coward
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08/23/2007 04:21 PM
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Yeah, read this: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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An EAT thread, lol.
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Re: RAPTURE BEFORE SEPT 14
Your derogatory observations and comments have been noted for the book.


For those "OF THE SPIRIT" you know from whilst this warning comes.

And come Sept 15 ---- we shall see who is making a mockery of the LORD. And why they were left behind!
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no, ron's the ac, didnt you know?

I for one will welcome the chance to point and laugh at the religitards once again, on sept 15.
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What would be even funnier is if there are none around for you to point and laugh at.
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Re: RAPTURE BEFORE SEPT 14
Your derogatory observations and comments have been noted for the book.


For those "OF THE SPIRIT" you know from whilst this warning comes.

And come Sept 15 ---- we shall see who is making a mockery of the LORD. And why they were left behind!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 90457



But we're not mocking the Lord.

We're mocking you.

Can't mock someone who doesn't exist.

There is only God, and then Creator. Ok, and the angels too.
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OK it's coming 144,000 out of how many million christians. Are you part of the 144,000?
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THERE IS ALOT OF EXCITEMENT - LIKE THIS IS TRULY IT!
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ummhh...NO
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Re: RAPTURE BEFORE SEPT 14
Your derogatory observations and comments have been noted for the book.


For those "OF THE SPIRIT" you know from whilst this warning comes.

And come Sept 15 ---- we shall see who is making a mockery of the LORD. And why they were left behind!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 90457

sbus



The Rapture is made up. [link to www.rusearching.com]
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Come Sept. 15, will we see OP admit his/her idiocy?
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Not going to be a rapture before Sept 14

Quit posting such stuff

It brings discredit to Christianity
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bump this def!
i is that which i is

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space ships will be landing,please have all documents at the ready,oh i forgot why does this rapture occur only for the christians and not the jews????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 174926


hi

Take the Fundamentalist Jews, Muslims, Christians and other warmongers so that there will be peace on earth for at least a 1,000 years


Peace grouphug
If we do not live together in peace, we will die together in war.
"I am not afraid to stand alone, but it's always more fun if I have friends standing with me." Lena Coleon.
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LOL and not to mention it is VERY unbiblical as the bible states that NO MAN knows the hour....

so anyone saying that they DO know is probably the Anti_Christ.


Where does it say this? about now knowing the hour.
 Quoting: Follower of Jesus nli 195278



Geesh I'm not even a XIAN and I know this one...

(of course I had the bible rammed up my ass sideways since I was a child..it's come in useful.)

No Man Knoweth the Day and Hour
Mk. 13.32-37 · Lk. 17.26-36 · 1.34-36


36 ¶ But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.






Then there is this part..that talks about those people who are always going to PRETEND Jesus is coming...woe to them.


23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
25 Behold, I have told you before.
26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
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Since you will be raptured, bequeth to me all your worldly assets. You won't be needing them where you're going.




FACE IT PEOPLE... the rapture concept was a scam to bring more sheeple into the fold! IT IS NOT REAL!
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Since you will be raptured, bequeath to me all your worldly assets. You won't be needing them where you're going.




FACE IT PEOPLE... the rapture concept was a scam to bring more sheeple into the fold! IT IS NOT REAL!
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fundi christians are so miserable, they are actually looking forward to the end of the world. sickos. its so important to them to verify their religion that they hope the whole world dies. sickos
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Rapture = get on space ship and leave
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ya just gotta love them...I was one myself not so long ago...My grown kids reminded me a few days ago!!!Past 12 yrs I grew up and prepare for what is coming....Rapture! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
~Vixen~

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Your derogatory observations and comments have been noted for the book.


For those "OF THE SPIRIT" you know from whilst this warning comes.

And come Sept 15 ---- we shall see who is making a mockery of the LORD. And why they were left behind!
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bsflag
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

"When TSHTF, don't ask Vixen, because she doesn't know shit."
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For so called Christians the God said no-one knows but me time or hour.

Maybe they think they are God themselves
woo woo doo doo
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bsflag
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Re: RAPTURE BEFORE SEPT 14
There is alot of commotion on a number of Christian Forums about the RAPTURE IS TO HAPPEN BEFORE SEPT 14.

Messages and confirmations from the LORD from numerous sources have already been received.

Check out Five Doves, Rapture In The Air.

THERE IS ALOT OF EXCITEMENT - LIKE THIS IS TRULY IT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 90457


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like
[lahyk]
adjective, (Poetic) lik·er, lik·est, preposition, adverb, conjunction, noun, verb, liked, lik·ing, interjection
–adjective
1. of the same form, appearance, kind, character, amount, etc.: I cannot remember a like instance.
2. corresponding or agreeing in general or in some noticeable respect; similar; analogous: drawing, painting, and like arts.
3. bearing resemblance.
4. Dialect. likely:'Tis like that he's gone mad.
5. Dialect. about: The poor chap seemed like to run away.
–preposition
6. in like manner with; similarly to; in the manner characteristic of: He works like a beaver.
7. resembling (someone or something): He is just like his father. Your necklace is just like mine.
8. characteristic of: It would be like him to forget our appointment.
9. as if there is promise of; indicative of: It looks like rain.
10. as if someone or something gives promise of being: She looks like a good prospect for the job.
11. disposed or inclined to (usually prec. by feel): to feel like going to bed.
12. similar or comparable to: There is nothing like a cold drink of water when one is thirsty. What was he like?
13. (used correlatively to indicate similarity through relationship): like father, like son.
14. (used to establish an intensifying, often facetious, comparison): sleeping like a log.
15. as; such as: There are numerous hobbies you might enjoy, like photography or painting.
–adverb
16. nearly; closely; approximately: The house is more like 40 than 20 years old.
17. Informal. likely or probably: Like enough he'll come with us. Like as not her leg is broken.
18. Nonstandard. a. as it were; in a way; somehow.
b. to a degree; more or less: standing against the wall, looking very tough like.
–conjunction
19. in the same way as; just as; as: It happened like you might expect it would.
20. as if: He acted like he was afraid. The car runs like new.
21. Informal. (used esp. after forms of be to introduce reported speech or thought): She's like, "I don't believe it," and I'm like, "No, it's true!"
–noun
22. a similar or comparable person or thing, or like persons or things; counterpart, match, or equal (usually prec. by a possessive adjective or the): No one has seen his like in a long time. Like attracts like.
23. kind; sort; type; ilk (usually prec. by a possessive adjective): I despise moochers and their like.
24. the like, something of a similar nature: They grow oranges, lemons, and the like.
–interjection
25. Informal. (used esp. in speech, often nonvolitionally or habitually, to preface a sentence, to fill a pause, to express uncertainty, or to intensify or neutralize a following adjective): Like, why didn't you write to me? The music was, like, really great, you know?
—Idioms
26. like anything, Informal. very much; extremely; with great intensity: He wanted like anything to win.
27. like to or liked to, South Midland and Southern U.S. was on the verge of or came close to (doing something): The poor kid like to froze.
28. something like, Informal. something approaching or approximating: It looked something like this.
29. the like or likes of, someone or something similar to; the equal of: I've never seen the like of it anywhere.