Do I have Covid? I am pissing orange, my liver hurts, I have a terrible headache and nausea, and I feel weak and disoriented

Watch what you're saying, friend.

Sounds just like my mom before she found out she had cancer and died a weak later. Better get yourself to a hospital.

You need to drink water - a lot of water.

Or id you drink Saturday night? Or did you not drink?

Or was it the Crystal Meth?
Or the dirty transgender hookers?
Tommy Lee Bukakke Party?

Idk bro, could be a lot of things

orange pee not good, get some liver cleanse pills from the health food store

and order some hangover pills for next time, they’ll take the burden off your liver

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take 5 of these after a night of drinking hard before you go to bed, you won’t feel it in the morning

You have a Urinary track infection. Stop partying and eat better.

Nope, you're just a fucking idiot.. Nothing more..

Yes. Yes you do.

Lol

Yep.

You are doomed.

Young man, as a veteran gastro-uterinologist I can say, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you have an extreme form of what we call Orange Encephalotesticularitis. You should call your doctor or visit the nearest free clinic and tell them what you have. They may be able to save at least one testicle.

Good luck.

Oh he's playing on a church orgel, thought it was funny

Sounds like you could use some Brawndo...it has electrolytes.

Probably

You have covid21... Get ready for your dirt nap.

Go to the hospital.

The Vodka virus will do that to you.

Drink two beers and call me in the morning.

The Vodka virus will do that to you.

Drink two beers and call me in the morning.

No worries op, the news says it's no worse then a cold, or the flu.

Hangover - the original Corona virus.

This

Get some cranberry juice and antibiotics asap

Too much MAGA making you piss orange?