virus is from bat soup, meteorite, or bio weapons lab

*yes her boyfriend was too old for college then but he was getting some sort of certification or something

Yes when I was away getting my license she left me for him and while he was away getting his degree she hung out with me all summer. Rachel said why is because that is what she does.

Rachel said because you do not leave her because she is a princess (talking to her current husband because Rachel and I were done before I left her for nyc)

This is the part again in dodgeball where Christina taylor character says "don't touch me"

*instead of you do not get to touch me, it is you do not get to leave me

Well if you touch the dodgeball character it will bang your head into the wall but if you leave the Rachel character to advance your education then it will cheat on you so they are opposites but kind of the same

ignorant demon children of ialdabaoth

I know that her first license plate was SRD-50M because she told me it stood for "sexy Rachel does 50 men" and then she laughed like she did when I knew not to pay attention to her

So she has me letting the door close on her at the movies and telling me that I am so mean and I have her making that joke and me ignoring it to cancel that out

And me pantsing her when we were at the beach with Fran that summer is for her being with her next boyfriend two weeks after our two year relationship ended. That messes up the cops because they wanted it to be for something else but too bad.

"You are Zuul"

Then cops say you are Chevy chase, then Andrea

Give cops some time

The idea is that I like money when it is mine but I'm not interested in it when it is other people's

Try because I don't let myself be impressed by other people so their wealth has to bore me

That is why I did not want to go with peppino to deliver pizza to jay z at the hospital when his first kid was born, because if I had met him or them I would have had to pretend to be interested and I was already tired.

Lol they said I was already tired from having to pretend to be interested in my family because it was during a Sunday dinner but I don't know right now how tiring they were back then

Peppino would have to say that as of right now his problem or alibi would have to be cousin Dom mother Nancy

Ok last time Khameni was #1s Elijah when she is messiah, and this time it is fat Eric

The cops said "D'oh" and then got a headache and made Homer take MoB on his head and I laugh as Bart

That is supposed to make jian's mother in law not work for you. You want to be mentally ill like she was but she said you aren't mentally you are crazy and that is when short round says he no nuts, he crazy

Then you want to be crazy if she is and she says you are not crazy you are insane

Then cops are captain insano in waterboy and they have adam sandler as krusty the klown for them and he thinks that is the greatest thing ever

Sandler himself is in the wedding singer trying to figure out how old drew barrymore character is and the answer is whatever old man Joe says her age is

*krusty the klown thinks it is like winning the lottery but like I said sandler is so separated in wedding singer he doesnt know he is krusty yet even through GLP

So you have to wait for krusty to convince sandler without him actually reading this and then tom hanks said a GLP delay means that he is bandares character the mariachi in desperado and those movies

Cops are between old man joe and Donna family (considering her brother in law carlo and his kids as her family)

So for peppino that is supposed mean that carlo did get melvined and kicked out of my grandmother's imaginary house (which she didnt know he was in) and now is part of his wife's family

Now the bad guy in my family will still be peppino but his alibi should be cops, Donna family, and/or jay z, then his wife as a last resort for him like donna father was last resort

Cops said yes they are Homer and I am Bart

Bart said ok

The car chase is a nothingburger. Ken called me and said he and brandon were at the denny's parking lot in old bridge and there was a Camaro there like nori's and they drove around it to look at it and when they did that a group came out of denny's and started chasing them.

Then they went back in Brandon's pewter Camaro and did the same thing and again people came out and chased them so they drove away. He said it was like something out of weird nj where if you drove around this car people come out of denny's and chase you. So of course we go back in my car and I circle around the parking lot but when the people come out I stop the car and Kane walks up to my window and asks why I was driving around his friends car.

I told him that there was something wrong with my alignment and I had to drive in circles to fix it. He looked away from me and went "uh huh" and when I asked him why they had to all run out over that he said because people had been driving around his friends car all night (even though they chased Ken and Brandon also)

*me giving him that excuse is Knoxville saying he has bursitis in jackass movie on the golf course, so now make Kane be the guy who throws the golf club.

End of part I

Part two I don't remember exactly but after that we left Denny's and they went back inside and then I think we called our friend phil to go back in his car and do the same thing and when they came out and we drove away again.

Or they chased us and Phil got away but one of the kids threw what seemed like a glass ashtray at Phil's windshield and might have chipped it.

Then whether we just drove away or had a short car chase, we called Arvish and he met us in his car with his friends that included dillon and fat eric. Then we went back to denny's either in Phil's car or switched to my car, and somehow we ended up our car and arvish car confronted by them in the parking lot and I think their version of Jess was yelling at Dillon and he spit in her face through the window and arvish drove off and I or Phil followed him and then they chased us

Then either I had the car chase or Phil had the second one and that might have been the only one also because I remember his windshield getting hit by the ashtray on route 33 but I also seem to remember driving my car home after I saw Kane stopped by the cops on the other side of the highway.

Phil also had a psych out takedown when I was in the car with him he was racing a camaro in his mazda and stayed in the middle of the lane going around an offramp and the other car jumped the curb and went offroad and then who knows

*the psych out takedown was a different time and not part of that car chase

*we don't know what happened to the other car when it jumped the curb because we kept driving but the spot was steep and had trees so anything could have happened to it but it was probably ok.