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*I am wearing my black Venom face t-shirt
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Then little Eric said to let me be the old testament God Yahweh/Jehova and the Demiurge. And let krasinski be the new testament God as the messiah and Jesus and his Father God and their Holy Spirit.

And little Eric asked what real Jesus is doing and He said "eating Pringles and watching you (watching Eric)" and then Eric said ok and then said to Fern that Jesus is "a bad J__"
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*as "their" Messiah, not "the" Messiah. And then they have krasinski as past life Cyrus the Great who was a messiah so let him have been that instead of john of patmos since he can't talk to himself. And then seth is his Elijah so let him be that (and they want to kill Mark). And then little Eric said also let me be their Revelation angel as Enlil etc. and also God.

Then let little Eric be king David for his past life, sussman have been king Solomon, Adam have been Samson, and Brian K. have been Lot.

Then they need time and it is me with Grant as babysitter and he is in his prom limo where they (at least him and the j. Matt) had sex or got blowjobs from their girlfriends so I should be in my prom limo when I had sex with mine.

Then next Matt should replace Dana for you, who blocks him
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Then little Eric called Jesus a cocksucker and said that "his cock is a pringles tube and his cum is pringles"
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Then little Eric said to let me be the old testament God Yahweh/Jehova and the Demiurge. And let krasinski be the new testament God as the messiah and Jesus and his Father God and their Holy Spirit.

And little Eric asked what real Jesus is doing and He said "eating Pringles and watching you (watching Eric)" and then Eric said ok and then said to Fern that Jesus is "a bad J__"
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*as "their" Messiah, not "the" Messiah. And then they have krasinski as past life Cyrus the Great who was a messiah so let him have been that instead of john of patmos since he can't talk to himself. And then seth is his Elijah so let him be that (and they want to kill Mark). And then little Eric said also let me be their Revelation angel as Enlil etc. and also God.

Then let little Eric be king David for his past life, sussman have been king Solomon, Adam have been Samson, and Brian K. have been Lot.

Then they need time and it is me with Grant as babysitter and he is in his prom limo where they (at least him and the j. Matt) had sex or got blowjobs from their girlfriends so I should be in my prom limo when I had sex with mine.

Then next Matt should replace Dana for you, who blocks him
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And then Vince just said "I'm going to kill you Eric (little Eric)"
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Now the way that you lost faces to calvin and Hobbes, my mother has "lost her face to reality" and behind it is carlotta, then Val's mother, Annette, and then whoever it was next they switched already.
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Then webb jr tells Mark's mother to go to bed and she says "no I'm waiting for Jesus to tell me" and then he says ok and that he will be back with Jesus.
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Now webb sr makes it to being coumo (he would have made it to being NJ governor but he is NYPD so instead he went to coumo). Coumo should then make it to being Webb sr body. This was because of some funny things that were said.

Then when webb jr laughs and his spirit runs away, instead of little him it is mickey mouse being carried by minnie and he said yeah because you are forcing him to be his role. But then the idea is that they are using the same trick on their side with Donna mother Micky. So they are looking at that

And then the way that webb sr laughed himself to being coumo and then coumo was his body, Rick and krasinski make it to being each other at the same time. And rick last name is Inciardi so rickinciardi/krasinski are kind of the same.

Then Rick said that I just made his mother kill him but to her horror he really is a vampire "or crazy". And then she tried to kill him because "she doesnt want her grandkid to grow up to be like him"
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Then Rick said he might kill Eric too (like Vince) and then Pelosi said that he and Vince are "in time out"

Then zizza said "if that's all it takes then fuck that I'm going to kill you too little Eric" and then Pelosi looks at him like he is insane because now she has to put him in time out also and then her head is going to explode because she sees that they lose control once I see what is going on and she said that they are all just one wrong though away from suicide (and then Pelosi crushes the console on the Imperial star destroyer and becomes girl Thanos. And that is the part in episode 7 where the sixth guy throws a tantrum and wrecks his office or wherever).
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*the sith guy throws a tantrum

And then bruce Willis said it is also the part in unbreakable where his character benchoresses all the weight on the bar without knowing that he could do it
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And then little Eric said "that's cool, what else?"
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And then little Eric said "that's cool, what else?"
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Then first would be I guess that little Eric is the son in unbreakable and l. Eric said ok
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L. Eric said that "he doesnt trust gentiles"
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L. Eric said that "he doesnt trust gentiles"
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And then willis said that was ok because neither does he. And then he said that he has been trying to teach demi moore mother to suck eggs and she still hasn't gotten it yet.

And little Eric said that is a joke I made on my Myspace about willis but I stole it from ren and stimpy so little Eric isn't impressed.

And then willis makes it to being Eddie valiant when l. Eric is the judge
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*and it was teach your grandmother, not mother. And it looks like ren and stimpy stole it also: [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Then we are in the negotiator with l. Eric as jackson character and willis as spacey character
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And also die hard 3 with l. Eric as Simon and willis and Jackson as their characters. Then next jackson is his jedi character and willis is already in the negotiator (which Jackson is in as l. Eric character)
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Then it is just willis and jackson argue over who is blacker and jackson says since he actually is black he just tunes willis out. Then Jackson says willis is also travolta character in pulp fiction and then you have to make Travolta be willis character so now do that.

Then they scripted tarentino to be babysitter now but I drank enough alcohol already to allow coumo to block him so I can keep going.

And instead of a babysitter it is wait 15 minutes, and make willis be the alien who owns Anakin and his mother in episode 1 for the pulp fiction switch. Then willis is also the Mandelorean and I am baby yoda.

Then my girl turtle makes it to being supergirl and #2 makes it to being kali ma
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Now make my girl turtle be the blonde sidekick of Simon in die hard 3 and then l. Eric is Duke nukem and I am master chief with #2 as girl duke nukem and #1 as girl master chief of she wasn't in sierra madre instead as herself.

And now the Congress is *supposed* to explode and then for superman it is darkest night comic when the sun goes out and he loses his powers so the beast kingdom should be plunged into darkness again (Puerto Rico when I am the Beast or the rest of the world if they are)
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Now try letting Val be her daughter's soul as her kali avatar

Then #1 makes it to being the frog puppet from yesterday and they had it as my stepfather instead.

My stepfather is then Ahab which scott already is so he owns him/is his alibi to my mother.
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Then jian knocks my stepfather off of Godzilla and loses his face in Calvin and Hobbes and also the lake of fire and then my stepfather makes it to having Rick for a son.
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Then jian knocks my stepfather off of Godzilla and loses his face in Calvin and Hobbes and also the lake of fire and then my stepfather makes it to having Rick for a son.
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*to having Rick for a father
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Then Rick makes it to co-guardian of me on my father's side with Frank as two halves of the trimmers with jess and carla still as my two mothers.

The guy for the two women is Lucifer/valis and the woman for the two men is Kali ma/her avatars

Then Jess says "good job"
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Then Valis says what next Jess? And she said wait 15 minutes to see what l. Eric comes up with because she is too angry to think and is actually getting a headache from being so angry
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Then carla makes it to being Luigi with jess as Mario, and carlo jr and carlito as toadstool in super mario world and toadstool in super mario bros 2
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*in Super mario bros 2, toadstool is a playable character and so is princess daisy
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Now zizza and Vince are luigi and Mario with the same two toadstools. And then the idea is depending on which game they are in, they switch which is toadstool body and spirit
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Then Pelosi said she is nothing now except McConnell and he needs time to adjust to being between her and the lake of fire and my quick estimate is that mitch McConnell is a dead man and will pass right last him to whoever is next and he doesn't even know

McConnell as of now just wants me dead so that Taylor swift can be right. And then zizza makes it to being macconel with jess, carla, and jian as Pelosi and then I am trump with grace as the first lady and Vince is Pence with beiber as pence body and Moloch as pence wife.

Now give 15 minutes "to kill motherfuckers" and the idea is the U.S. government vs MHS 03 class
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Now Pelosi loses not just her face but her entire self in the lake of fire and so does Anthony c.





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