I am guessing that McConnell land is Sodom since the west is gammorah and the north and south are probably admah and zeboim which were the four cities by the dead sea which were destroyed when God destroyed sodom and ghammora. [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

And the dark woods should be the fertile plain that they sat on and somewhere nearby should be the dead sea. The only lands I can see are ghammora and Sodom and Pelosi and the south are obscured probably because you are still playing king of North and South games and that will end soon now