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Australian Granny With a Gun

 
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08/26/2007 12:29 PM
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Australian Granny With a Gun
Granny's got a gun!

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shooting' all my life. And
Gun totin' granny:

I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one"

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, , opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.

Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vi! gilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.


DEPORT HER TO AMERICA --- WE NEED HER !!
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/ Sudel_Tek @ NYC

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08/26/2007 12:32 PM
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WE DO NEED HER! What an amazing person. I love this woman already! I would honestly do the same thing, but maybe more savagely as I don't have a shotgun or anything. Mistreating of a woman should result in a punishment tenfold.

hf Ava Estelle hf

::wolf10::

^ For all rapists. Enjoy.
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08/26/2007 12:33 PM
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GOOD FOR HER!

For once, justice was served.
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08/26/2007 12:33 PM
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I forgot to mention that granny did her thing in Melbourne, Australia. Lesson: never give up your guns!
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/ Sudel_Tek @ NYC

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08/26/2007 12:35 PM
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Please consider voting for Ron Paul in 2008.. so we can finally have the true rights to bear weapons. I don't want the police serving justice for me, I'd rather do it myself.

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08/26/2007 12:38 PM
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This is just another urban legend.

[link to www.snopes.com]

And a really old one, too.

wtf
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08/26/2007 12:41 PM
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Good for her!
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/ Sudel_Tek @ NYC

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OP you son of a bitch.
The blackening of roses will send you to the edges of the land/
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Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness/
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08/26/2007 12:47 PM
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This is just another urban legend.

[link to www.snopes.com]

And a really old one, too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 183770


The story is 7 years old. I wonder if the folks at Snoopes went to Australia to check out the story. It doesn't seem too far-fetched to me because when my daughter was coming up, I swore I'd do the same thing regardless of the consequences.

I hope this is a true story. Pardon me if it isn't!
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08/26/2007 12:54 PM
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woooot yeeehaaaar - i love it when some dude wid a rock on bluffs all the old codgers here to start slapping their flippers together and honkin like an old seal in a sideshow


hahaha just shows how many want the facts
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08/26/2007 01:10 PM
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woooot yeeehaaaar - i love it when some dude wid a rock on bluffs all the old codgers here to start slapping their flippers together and honkin like an old seal in a sideshow

hahaha just shows how many want the facts
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 288699


For those of you who were to lazy to do a search and check out the story, here's the original write-up:

February 5, 2000
"GRANBO," Gun-toting granny shoots 2 rapists' testicles off
[link to www.weeklyworldnews.com]

MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot their testicles off! "The old lady spent a week hunting those bums down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way," said admiring Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. "Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the seedy hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, policy said. "The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the police would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' it all my life." So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos' car, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

"I know it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them," the ornery oldster recalled. "So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door -- and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em got right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

Now, baffled lawmen are tying to figure out how to deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong, but you can't really throw an 81-year-old woman in prison." Det. Delp said, "especially when all 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood."

[I think they should try her, convict her, and sentence her to a "hand-slap." -RT]

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08/26/2007 01:17 PM
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OP you son of a bitch.
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Take that back unless you can prove the story wrong or that I deliberately tried to hoax our family of GLPers!
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