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I Think I Need to Have a Stiff Drink Before I Come on GLP Now

 
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so many false flags...when real disaster happens we conspiracy it away
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


It'll be fine. Nothing to worry about.
 Quoting: DARTH SILIOUS


The incessant negativity and nastiness gets to be a bit much sometimes.
 Quoting: CK Dexter Haven


It does, and when I'm at work, I don't go on GLP or search the news at all, so when I get home, it's just a bombardment of all the doom at once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


vodka5 don't do this when you get your drink. Pour it a glass and relax. Cheers
night ranger
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Me too babe!
Im with you.
Pouring a stiffy few moments.

I see Wall Street is on the tv tonight
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I will have to catch up when I get back.

Going to the grocery store. *shivers*

Oh and my sister said when she was waiting for the GO train station today, over the loudspeaker, they were reminding people to keep their distance from each other, sneeze/cough in their sleeve, etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


how odd..in my younger days they insist we mingle with each other
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i fail to see the value of toilet paper unless you got a good supply of food
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03/12/2020 04:36 PM
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"I Think I Need to Have a Stiff Drink"

You need a stiff something....
sideways
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"I Think I Need to Have a Stiff Drink"

You need a stiff something....
sideways
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Sorry that came out wrong...

Meant panic sex. I know I'm having more of it and it helps.

Especially with self isolation with the mrs.
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03/12/2020 04:42 PM
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Dont be scared...

You’re a good person and Im sure God has your back.
Anonymous Coward
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03/12/2020 04:50 PM
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I popped open a nice bottle of cognac, and poured me a stiff drink.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75895466


Nice cold pint here. To you and OP, Cheers.
 Quoting: Orville


I'm going grocery shopping in a bit, but I'll be having something when I get back. Some nerves need calming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Take a weapon with you, its getting ugly out there.
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03/12/2020 04:52 PM
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GLP LOST THAT LUVIN FEELING A WHILE AGO
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Doesn't work for me. I always get banned.
The more I know, the crazier I appear to be.

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 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


Thats how to die quickly!

Shocking
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03/12/2020 04:59 PM
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


AG, its okay.. if this is the end at least we will all go out together!

I just talked to a driver at a local warehouse who said that a woman was wandering around the Mirage Casino on Monday after she had a few drinks and she was telling everyone that she tested positive for Corona virus, and that she didn't care.. I'm like, 'so you talked to her?', and he said, 'no, my wife did. She works there..'

...I bolted the f^k out of there so fast! OMG


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03/12/2020 05:01 PM
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i first read Stiff Dick....
LMFAO
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


dont be scared its all bs
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/12/2020 06:14 PM
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Well that was crazy. I have gone to the same grocery store for years, and I have never seen it that busy, even at Christmas or before a predicted snowstorm. It was nothing like this last Thursday, just your regular everyday shoppers.

The shelves were still fairly stocked. They were out of TP and hand sanitizer, the Advil I buy was gone. There was one box left, but not the kind I use. There was still a lot of Tylenol. Some shelves of canned foods were cleared, but there were a lot of people restocking. The lines went all around the store. I was going to take a picture, but I didn't want people thinking I was a weirdo. lol
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03/12/2020 06:16 PM
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


It'll be fine. Nothing to worry about.
 Quoting: DARTH SILIOUS


I think there is. Something is very off. Why would things like the NHL and NBA willingly lose money like this? I'm open to ideas, but I just don't see them doing that for no reason.I don't see that all being just for show.
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03/12/2020 06:17 PM
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You mean, it isn't a two drink minimum here like that AC first told me on my first visit in 2007?

OMG, I've been doing shots each time I log in?
 Quoting: The Sasquatch


lol Oh maybe there is, and I was doing it wrong the whole time?
sssssteve

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03/12/2020 06:18 PM

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I usually need that drink AFTER I leave GLP....
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i hear you AG. i'm typing this one handed...
i woke up from a doom nightmare last night at 3 am and came right here. damned

hf

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Mad as hell!

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/12/2020 06:19 PM
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?

I work with a little boy who came to us from China at the end of Jan. Both he and his brother have already been sick once. Today, he came to me after PE holding his stomach and not looking well. I used google translator to ask him if his stomach felt sick and he said yes. When the secretary called his mom, she spoke to him in Chinese, and she said it was just because he overdid it in PE. That was 10ish in the morning. By lunch, he was not feeling any better, so he was sent home. It's a little hard not to be scared by this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


That's getting close to home AG. He should probably be wearing a kiddie mask. He could infect the whole school.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78605251


I know. I was surprised my bosses didn't tell the parent to pick him up immediately. Especially when he has never once complained about anything.
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03/12/2020 06:23 PM
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Just poured a Bourbon on a large rock.
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So let's dance.dancevodka5
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 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


Ahhh Carlton. Take me baaaack to that time!
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 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


I need to decompress first.
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03/12/2020 06:29 PM
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So let's dance.dancevodka5
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 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


Ahhh Carlton. Take me baaaack to that time!
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I knew you were a secret fan/admirer of LA culture5a
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Wait til tomorrow and then Monday.
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03/12/2020 06:30 PM
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 Quoting: HAWK-03


shocked
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...


It'll be fine. Nothing to worry about.
 Quoting: DARTH SILIOUS


The incessant negativity and nastiness gets to be a bit much sometimes.
 Quoting: CK Dexter Haven


It does, and when I'm at work, I don't go on GLP or search the news at all, so when I get home, it's just a bombardment of all the doom at once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


vodka5 don't do this when you get your drink. Pour it a glass and relax. Cheers
 Quoting: night ranger


cheers
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Me too babe!
Im with you.
Pouring a stiffy few moments.

I see Wall Street is on the tv tonight
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78576184


I've been watching a show called Schitt's Creek on Netflix. I find it hilarious.





GLP