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I Think I Need to Have a Stiff Drink Before I Come on GLP Now

 
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl



Same here.

Getting shit faced right now before I read many posts.

I work in a critical care unit on top of that.
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Dont be afraid OP, the nothingburger flu is for frail old shits.
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?


 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Mass Hysteria;


Mass hysteria — other names include collective hysteria, group hysteria, or collective obsessional behavior — in sociology and psychology refers to collective delusions of threats to society that spread rapidly through rumors and fear. In medicine the term is used to describe the spontaneous manifestation of the same or similar hysterical physical symptoms by more than one person. A common manifestation of mass hysteria occurs when a group of people believe they are suffering from a similar disease or ailment, sometimes referred to as mass psychogenic illness or epidemic hysteria.
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Me too, you aren’t alone...
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NPtheglpeffect33
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16111192


It's not though. That's the problem. Why isn't it working?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Because there were too many Trump sycophants on here chanting ITS JUST THE FLU.
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I popped open a nice bottle of cognac, and poured me a stiff drink.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75895466



^ A true gentleman ^
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NPtheglpeffect33
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16111192


It's not though. That's the problem. Why isn't it working?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Because there were too many Trump sycophants on here chanting ITS JUST THE FLU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78390060


Hey look, a Democrat wimp showing its butthole.
It's how they "mate".
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NPtheglpeffect33
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16111192


It's not though. That's the problem. Why isn't it working?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Because there were too many Trump sycophants on here chanting ITS JUST THE FLU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78390060


It is just the flu you flaming fagggot
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?

I work with a little boy who came to us from China at the end of Jan. Both he and his brother have already been sick once. Today, he came to me after PE holding his stomach and not looking well. I used google translator to ask him if his stomach felt sick and he said yes. When the secretary called his mom, she spoke to him in Chinese, and she said it was just because he overdid it in PE. That was 10ish in the morning. By lunch, he was not feeling any better, so he was sent home. It's a little hard not to be scared by this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


hahaha

omfg

you cry nothing burger until they shut down the hockey leagues

THEN you decide to panic

lmao

wow
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



epiclol

It's all
bsflag
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I read the pinned thread titles, walked into the kitchen, poured one up and said to myself; here we go, the shit storm has arrived!

Cheers to all, and good luck out there!
~S~
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Stayed away today, needed a doom break. Bought TWO Bota Boxes yesterday.

"Will there be anything else with that?"

"Yes, could you please wipe down the pens that everybody signs with?"

Taking my own pen when I shop, but it's here, it's here in my town. Cloistered, but here. And they'll still hold the St. Patrick's Day Parade...
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?

I work with a little boy who came to us from China at the end of Jan. Both he and his brother have already been sick once. Today, he came to me after PE holding his stomach and not looking well. I used google translator to ask him if his stomach felt sick and he said yes. When the secretary called his mom, she spoke to him in Chinese, and she said it was just because he overdid it in PE. That was 10ish in the morning. By lunch, he was not feeling any better, so he was sent home. It's a little hard not to be scared by this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


hahaha

omfg

you cry nothing burger until they shut down the hockey leagues

THEN you decide to panic

lmao

wow
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



epiclol

It's all
bsflag
 Quoting: Evangelina



Yep just cause they shut down the sports doesn't mean anything. These are forces that belong to TPTB, so for them to shut em down could just be part of the intimidation.
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?

I work with a little boy who came to us from China at the end of Jan. Both he and his brother have already been sick once. Today, he came to me after PE holding his stomach and not looking well. I used google translator to ask him if his stomach felt sick and he said yes. When the secretary called his mom, she spoke to him in Chinese, and she said it was just because he overdid it in PE. That was 10ish in the morning. By lunch, he was not feeling any better, so he was sent home. It's a little hard not to be scared by this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


hahaha

omfg

you cry nothing burger until they shut down the hockey leagues

THEN you decide to panic

lmao

wow
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



epiclol

It's all
bsflag
 Quoting: Evangelina


correct sweet tits. FEAR porn used 2 shutdown the global economyIdol1burnit
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03/12/2020 07:23 PM
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


:BEgB:
 Quoting: Bodiless


hf

I don't know if you pinned this, but if so, thank you...or thank you to whoever pinned it.
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We have a huge advantage over most people.

At least we are sort of mentally prepared.
For many of us it's like watching car crash in slow motion, but we are expecting the crash and bracing ourselves.

What about the rest of the country when their family and friends are taken seriously ill. And they can't get any food or medication?
 Quoting: lightchild_uk


That's true, but I don't know if anyone can fully be prepared for something catastrophic. I'm still hoping and praying for the best.

I just found out that all Ontario public schools are closed until April 5th.
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I popped open a nice bottle of cognac, and poured me a stiff drink.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75895466


Nice cold pint here. To you and OP, Cheers.
 Quoting: Orville


I'm going grocery shopping in a bit, but I'll be having something when I get back. Some nerves need calming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I get drunk BEFORE I go shopping
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl



Same here.

Getting shit faced right now before I read many posts.

I work in a critical care unit on top of that.

 Quoting: CCRN- USA 77719917


ohno
You say there is no God.. but I KNOW there is, experience will "Trump" theory every time ~ Evangelina

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the Greatness of God

TRUTH has Nothing to do with the Number of People Who are Convinced of it.

Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.
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NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE WILL EVER PERSUADE AN IDIOT ~~ MARK TWAIN
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why are you scared? Your chance of getting the virus is next to zero. It's being used to sink the global economy however and declare martial lawIdol1burnitdark
 Quoting: j4


Do you believe that nobody is getting sick? That all of that is just completely made up? Because that's too far-fetched for me. I think the reaction to places that had no deaths and very few cases of the virus is odd and that's why I think there is so much more going on here than the virus.

Same with the whole NBA thing. That guy mockingly touching everything and he gets it? Come on.
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Sipping my 3rd Beck's.

NO moar beer....Should I pop open some Merlot or not mix?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78465067


I have no idea. I'm not a big drinker, but I don't think it's a good idea to mix...
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 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


My parents visited last summer and were watching it.
I think it’s hilarious too!
 Quoting: right_foot


It really is. Not too many shows make me actually LOL but that one does. The wife is hilarious.
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bsflag

Nothing has happened, nothing can happen, & NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

Notta, Zero.

Quit whining!

huffy
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03/12/2020 07:32 PM
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I just got an email from my employers...work as usual tomorrow and they will communicate to us tomorrow about the coming weeks. damned
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It's a bit too much.

wine

I'm officially scared. I fought it as long as I could.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


You’ll be ok😊
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?

I work with a little boy who came to us from China at the end of Jan. Both he and his brother have already been sick once. Today, he came to me after PE holding his stomach and not looking well. I used google translator to ask him if his stomach felt sick and he said yes. When the secretary called his mom, she spoke to him in Chinese, and she said it was just because he overdid it in PE. That was 10ish in the morning. By lunch, he was not feeling any better, so he was sent home. It's a little hard not to be scared by this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


hahaha

omfg

you cry nothing burger until they shut down the hockey leagues

THEN you decide to panic

lmao

wow
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Openly mocking a long term customer.

Now that's classy.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

Or something
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bsflag

Nothing has happened, nothing can happen, & NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

Notta, Zero.

Quit whining!

huffy
 Quoting: Nothing Burger Tard 78606037


Are you blind? Things are already happening or do you live in a bubble in the middle of nowhere?
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?

I work with a little boy who came to us from China at the end of Jan. Both he and his brother have already been sick once. Today, he came to me after PE holding his stomach and not looking well. I used google translator to ask him if his stomach felt sick and he said yes. When the secretary called his mom, she spoke to him in Chinese, and she said it was just because he overdid it in PE. That was 10ish in the morning. By lunch, he was not feeling any better, so he was sent home. It's a little hard not to be scared by this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


hahaha

omfg

you cry nothing burger until they shut down the hockey leagues

THEN you decide to panic

lmao

wow
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I have at NO point said it was nothing or a "nothing burger." I have said many times there is no point in panicking, especially right from the get go like you did.

Go and find one post of mine where I said it was nothing. You won't find one.

I have always said that I don't KNOW what's going on. You claim to think you do. I don't. I have always said I don't have enough information and that there is way more going on that what we know about.

Don't put words in my mouth that I NEVER said.

And the hockey leagues? You're kidding, right?
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?

I work with a little boy who came to us from China at the end of Jan. Both he and his brother have already been sick once. Today, he came to me after PE holding his stomach and not looking well. I used google translator to ask him if his stomach felt sick and he said yes. When the secretary called his mom, she spoke to him in Chinese, and she said it was just because he overdid it in PE. That was 10ish in the morning. By lunch, he was not feeling any better, so he was sent home. It's a little hard not to be scared by this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


hahaha

omfg

you cry nothing burger until they shut down the hockey leagues

THEN you decide to panic

lmao

wow
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Openly mocking a long term customer.

Now that's classy.
 Quoting: DARTH SILIOUS

It's like watching Hillary's Deplorables moment in slo-mo
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?

I work with a little boy who came to us from China at the end of Jan. Both he and his brother have already been sick once. Today, he came to me after PE holding his stomach and not looking well. I used google translator to ask him if his stomach felt sick and he said yes. When the secretary called his mom, she spoke to him in Chinese, and she said it was just because he overdid it in PE. That was 10ish in the morning. By lunch, he was not feeling any better, so he was sent home. It's a little hard not to be scared by this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


hahaha

omfg

you cry nothing burger until they shut down the hockey leagues

THEN you decide to panic

lmao

wow
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Openly mocking a long term customer.

Now that's classy.
 Quoting: DARTH SILIOUS


I couldn't care less. He was peeing his pants from the start. I'm a little stronger than that. lol Actually a lot more considering how long it's taken me to actually feel scared.
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why are you scared? Your chance of getting the virus is next to zero. It's being used to sink the global economy however and declare martial lawIdol1burnitdark
 Quoting: j4


Do you believe that nobody is getting sick? That all of that is just completely made up? Because that's too far-fetched for me. I think the reaction to places that had no deaths and very few cases of the virus is odd and that's why I think there is so much more going on here than the virus.

Same with the whole NBA thing. That guy mockingly touching everything and he gets it? Come on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


yep it's all overblown. People are getting sick and dying but no more than your common flu and even then it's mainly elderly people and people who already have health problems. It's being used to coverup shit and for far more sinister things behind the scenes so you are right to believe that much more is going on than the virusIdol1
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Oh c'mon hon, don't be scared!
No need.hf
 Quoting: LTHN.


I'm slow to panic, but too much is happening now. I don't know what's going on, and that's scary enough in itself. They don't shut down the NHL, NBA for nothing. Wtf is really going on?

I work with a little boy who came to us from China at the end of Jan. Both he and his brother have already been sick once. Today, he came to me after PE holding his stomach and not looking well. I used google translator to ask him if his stomach felt sick and he said yes. When the secretary called his mom, she spoke to him in Chinese, and she said it was just because he overdid it in PE. That was 10ish in the morning. By lunch, he was not feeling any better, so he was sent home. It's a little hard not to be scared by this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


hahaha

omfg

you cry nothing burger until they shut down the hockey leagues

THEN you decide to panic

lmao

wow
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I have at NO point said it was nothing or a "nothing burger." I have said many times there is no point in panicking, especially right from the get go like you did.

Go and find one post of mine where I said it was nothing. You won't find one.

I have always said that I don't KNOW what's going on. You claim to think you do. I don't. I have always said I don't have enough information and that there is way more going on that what we know about.

Don't put words in my mouth that I NEVER said.

And the hockey leagues? You're kidding, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I'm sure it's not personal.

Lately he's mad at everyone who is taller than him.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

Or something





GLP