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I got Banned from Tractor Supply!

 
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I got Banned from Tractor Supply!
I forgot to tell yall i got banned from Tractor Supply last week when I got some new dog food for Buddy.
While I was in line to check out, the woman behind me says to me "oh, you've got a dog, I prefer cats. " I turned to her and said "No, I don't have a dog. I have chickens. " She'd already pissed me off and that's pretty easy when my blood sugar is low. Then she asked why I was buying dog food for my chickens. I told her it wasn't for the chickens, it's for my dog food diet even though it landed me in the hospital last time I tried it. Since finding out I have diabetes, I keep a pocket full of dog food and if I start to feel my blood sugar dropping, I eat a handful of kibbles. By then everyone in the store gathered around listening. Then the dumb bitch asked "if the dog food poisoned me and is that why I wound up in the hospital?".
I told her "No. I stepped off the curb to go sniff another dog's ass, and that's when the car hit me. "
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Oooly shjt that's funny

I love TS

Thanks for the laughs
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

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03/12/2020 11:59 PM
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Oooly shjt that's funny

I love TS

Thanks for the laughs
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chuckle This is definitely five star worthy.
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03/13/2020 12:05 AM

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LMFAO

You found this on a chan didn't you OP...Tell the truth.

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03/13/2020 11:36 AM
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LMFAO

You found this on a chan didn't you OP...Tell the truth.

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It was actually on Backyard Chickens dot com.

I love that place!
hf
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03/13/2020 11:39 AM
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Damn you! You just made me blow hot coffee out my nose!
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Re: I got Banned from Tractor Supply!
I forgot to tell yall i got banned from Tractor Supply last week when I got some new dog food for Buddy.
While I was in line to check out, the woman behind me says to me "oh, you've got a dog, I prefer cats. " I turned to her and said "No, I don't have a dog. I have chickens. " She'd already pissed me off and that's pretty easy when my blood sugar is low. Then she asked why I was buying dog food for my chickens. I told her it wasn't for the chickens, it's for my dog food diet even though it landed me in the hospital last time I tried it. Since finding out I have diabetes, I keep a pocket full of dog food and if I start to feel my blood sugar dropping, I eat a handful of kibbles. By then everyone in the store gathered around listening. Then the dumb bitch asked "if the dog food poisoned me and is that why I wound up in the hospital?".
I told her "No. I stepped off the curb to go sniff another dog's ass, and that's when the car hit me. "
😀

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^ This is why we need the sickle mower.
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badda boom..lol





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