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Bush Master User ID: 78041208 03/12/2020 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oooly shjt that's funny I love TS Thanks for the laughs |
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Armchair General The Only 5-star General on GLP User ID: 48462738 United States 03/12/2020 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | -Armchair General- "No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation." -General of the Army Douglas MacArthur "I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major General and during that period, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism." -Major General Smedley D. Butler, USMC - 1933 Pronouns: Sir/General/That Bastard |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73813247 United States 03/13/2020 11:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I forgot to tell yall i got banned from Tractor Supply last week when I got some new dog food for Buddy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73798308 While I was in line to check out, the woman behind me says to me "oh, you've got a dog, I prefer cats. " I turned to her and said "No, I don't have a dog. I have chickens. " She'd already pissed me off and that's pretty easy when my blood sugar is low. Then she asked why I was buying dog food for my chickens. I told her it wasn't for the chickens, it's for my dog food diet even though it landed me in the hospital last time I tried it. Since finding out I have diabetes, I keep a pocket full of dog food and if I start to feel my blood sugar dropping, I eat a handful of kibbles. By then everyone in the store gathered around listening. Then the dumb bitch asked "if the dog food poisoned me and is that why I wound up in the hospital?". I told her "No. I stepped off the curb to go sniff another dog's ass, and that's when the car hit me. " 😀 ^ This is why we need the sickle mower. |
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