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People stocking up on dildos, sex toys...

 
Cartel™
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How many dildos does a person need?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73870984


Three is good. Small, medium and large.

If you know anything about anal play, you can't start with a large one (unless you've permanently ruined your anus).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78644602


Exactly. Bitches need new dildos every month cuz they're are always changing/stretching out their holes due to all the strange dicks and objects they put in their ufo56
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03/18/2020 09:39 AM
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I own no stock.

Perhaps my first purchase should be of the company that makes AstroGlide [yes, I studied].
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


Please keep that info to yourself, almost made me puke
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03/18/2020 09:41 AM

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How many dildos does a person need?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73870984


Depends on how much coke they have.
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03/18/2020 09:42 AM
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Well I don’t know about you, but w the world is facing a pending doom, the first thing that comes to my mind is a big rubbery dildo - am I right, ladies?
Gee, Wally, It's 5G
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03/18/2020 09:47 AM
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Panic buying also appears to include sex toys, with shoppers hoarding supplies for periods of self-isolation.

[link to www.news.com.au (secure)]


dance
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Takes go fuck yourself to a new level.
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03/18/2020 09:58 AM
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Panic buying also appears to include sex toys, with shoppers hoarding supplies for periods of self-isolation.

[link to www.news.com.au (secure)]


dance
 Quoting: deploy


Takes go fuck yourself to a new level.
 Quoting: Gee, Wally, It's 5G 75528071


Nobody does that BETTER than Females/womenrockon
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03/18/2020 09:59 AM

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Maybe we deserve the virus...
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03/18/2020 09:59 AM
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Australians gonna australian
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03/18/2020 10:11 AM
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This sounds like a total hoax.

Sex is the last thing people worry about when faced with a survival problem. 2 big instincts: 1. Sex. 2. Survival.

Survival wins.

Hoax report.
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03/18/2020 10:46 AM
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I wonder the real reason all the peanut butter is sold out.
When the log rolls over we are all going to die
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03/18/2020 11:51 AM

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Good grief...
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03/18/2020 11:53 AM
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How many dildos does a person need?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73870984


Ask BRIEF.
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03/18/2020 12:17 PM
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How many dildos does a person need?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73870984


at least two one for each hole
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Panic buying also appears to include sex toys, with shoppers hoarding supplies for periods of self-isolation.

[link to www.news.com.au (secure)]


dance
 Quoting: deploy


Send them to aunt Elaine.
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eekalert
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03/18/2020 01:26 PM
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Sometimes you want your bum to feel REALLY stuffed. Sometimes you want to ream it fast and hard. That's when you want something small. For dry orgasms, you need a prostate stimulator.

You need a drawer full of dildos!
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03/18/2020 01:28 PM
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I got up this morning turned on the TV to watch the news and they were selling "ass play" toys ie butt plugs, I could not believe it so I took a photo.

[link to ibb.co (secure)]

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Bonkers.
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03/18/2020 01:30 PM

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I own no stock.

Perhaps my first purchase should be of the company that makes AstroGlide [yes, I studied].
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


epiclol

waitwhat

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03/18/2020 01:31 PM

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Roving mobs of sexual assault.
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I'm fukken this monkey, you just shut up and hold the tail."
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03/18/2020 01:33 PM
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The legendary Cockmaster 5000 range all sold out in our local supermarkets.

5a

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epiclol

My husband has to see this! How funny.
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boom of babies in a year.
“Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.” — Albert Einstein.
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03/18/2020 02:28 PM
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i guess people are some horny buggers
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That's why there are 7+ billion of us.
Even the poor and hopelessly stupid like to fuck.
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03/18/2020 02:29 PM
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Roving mobs of sexual assault.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Roving bands of sexual tourists.
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Grocery stores will be running out of cucumbers too, not just TP.

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:drsex:
 Quoting: Cartel™


lmao
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epiclol

My husband has to see this! How funny.
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He's the reason there are no cucumbers left at your local supermarket.
ohyeah
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How many dildos does a person need?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73870984


Three is good. Small, medium and large.

If you know anything about anal play, you can't start with a large one (unless you've permanently ruined your anus).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78644602


Exactly. Bitches need new dildos every month cuz they're are always changing/stretching out their holes due to all the strange dicks and objects they put in their ufo56
 Quoting: j4


I need to meet the chicks you know.
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Panic buying also appears to include sex toys, with shoppers hoarding supplies for periods of self-isolation.

[link to www.news.com.au (secure)]


dance
 Quoting: deploy


Better get your pocket-pussy OP
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