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Uncle Intel 72 hours till lockdown!! Multiple FEMA/Homeland Security Authorized Travelling Papers Issued.

 
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Well if 50 people post doom and say 48 hrs or 72 hrs till quarantine or martial law then SOMEONE will possibly get it right and proclaim their genius.

The other 49 won't say shit...

Pure BS. However more and more states will close non-essential businesses and ask to people self quarantine for a coupe weeks, maybe 4-8. Common sense.
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In essential state of PA workers either have a governor signed or their name badge identifies them as emergency responders to move freely to work in the event of natural disaster or state of emergency.
I am a RN in State Prison.
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Anyone know if the post office will remain open?
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I work for a large global retailer we have been instructed by our home office that in 72 hours employees will receive a form to be able to return and leave from work also corroborated by another friend of mine whose wife works for the healthcare system also told she will be receiving documents that will allow her passage back and forth to work after 72 hours.

Here we go!!!
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Confirmed, my wife works for a medical manufacturer and she received her waiver today. It is addressed to law enforcement/government employees, stating that Homeland Security has deemed her business as essential to the United States healthcare infrastructure and that she should be allowed to continue on her way.

She was instructed to keep this letter, her employee ID badge and her drivers license on her at all times.

She was also told that she would need it by Monday and that it would allow her to get through checkpoints.
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Image of letter:
[link to ibb.co (secure)]
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I work for a large global retailer we have been instructed by our home office that in 72 hours employees will receive a form to be able to return and leave from work also corroborated by another friend of mine whose wife works for the healthcare system also told she will be receiving documents that will allow her passage back and forth to work after 72 hours.

Here we go!!!
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This logic is so flawed. All these places getting papers to do business to service who? Topic is dumbest ever. “ my daughter got them for Walmart because it’s essential” who the hell is she stocking shelves for?
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Uhhhh... groceries maybe?
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Good job genius. And how they going to get there? Beam down? What a joke you people are nuts. There is no lockdown come back in two and a half days.
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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
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Go to Walmart reddit. It’s there. You can C&P and post.
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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
 Quoting: Max_Maximus


A bunch of them got posted.

They're all on the letterhead of the company that issued them. Most people are not going to get themselves fired because they're supposed to be confidential.
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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
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Also, multiple states are openly currently using them, so no extra doom.
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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
 Quoting: Max_Maximus


A bunch of them got posted.

They're all on the letterhead of the company that issued them. Most people are not going to get themselves fired because they're supposed to be confidential.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67730430


Because editing isn't a thing, right? Still not one picture of a single one of these bunch of them that got posted.

You sure schooled me on some groundbreaking shit.

You can't post a link, a photo, anything, but I'm asking too much because I don't Reddit.

So be it...
There are 4 lights!

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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
 Quoting: Max_Maximus


100 percent agreed. No one posted any pictures at all. I dont believe this thread any longer.

BS flag waving!!
THIS IS FUCK ART
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Can confirm
There's never a dull moment here on planet earth, unless GLP ceased to exist...

Oh, and Biden can't dress himself....
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Can confirm
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Prove it.
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No such papers.
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Your uniform/badge/ID are your papers.
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Where are ze papers! We need to zee ze papers!
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Confirmed bullshit
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Confirmed bullshit
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Don't cough in public, they are liable to shoot your ass!
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No such papers.
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Your uniform/badge/ID are your papers.
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Tis 100% fact, I swear on my life, I have someone near to me with one...

What I don't get, is why, now that there is a highly successful inexpensive treatment, or cure basically, that we need a quarantine?

Why crash a healthy economy further over a minor viral issue?
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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
 Quoting: Max_Maximus


A bunch of them got posted.

They're all on the letterhead of the company that issued them. Most people are not going to get themselves fired because they're supposed to be confidential.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67730430


Because editing isn't a thing, right? Still not one picture of a single one of these bunch of them that got posted.

You sure schooled me on some groundbreaking shit.

You can't post a link, a photo, anything, but I'm asking too much because I don't Reddit.

So be it...
 Quoting: Max_Maximus


I have three scanned letters saved on my computer from the last couple days. There are 5-10 other letter scans making the rounds on forums right now. They aren't hard to find. It seems like the letters are working their way down the heirarchy of importance. The first ones were for broadcasters, electrical linemen, railroads, etc. Now truckers and retail workers are starting to get them. Everyone that is considered esential will need one before things can be shut down, so it does seem like that is coming, but it will likely be the middle to end of next week at the earliest if I had to guess.

Everything related to the coronavirus response moves pretty slowly, because it is all so complicated and involved. They likely need way more national guard moved into cities before they could enact any major driving restrictions on the populace.
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Its gonna rain sometime next month, somewhere...


100% positive. Inside Intel from my uncle.
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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
 Quoting: Max_Maximus


A bunch of them got posted.

They're all on the letterhead of the company that issued them. Most people are not going to get themselves fired because they're supposed to be confidential.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67730430


Because editing isn't a thing, right? Still not one picture of a single one of these bunch of them that got posted.

You sure schooled me on some groundbreaking shit.

You can't post a link, a photo, anything, but I'm asking too much because I don't Reddit.

So be it...
 Quoting: Max_Maximus



Here's one of the letters I saved a couple days ago. It was for Burlington Northern. I'm not going to bother posting links and images of the other ones I have because it's not my job to convince anybody else of anything. Idiots will always exist, and the world is full of people too lazy to do the work themselves.

[link to i.postimg.cc (secure)]
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my ex-wife's parakeet is saying something about martial law and lockdowns. I'll come back here after writing it all down. As a disclaimer, I ran out of parakeet food last night and have been feeding him McDonald's french fries.
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Just got a fucking message from a guy I barely talk to in town.

"I don't know how accurate it is but I had a phone call this evening saying they may be shutting the town down Sunday night"

Welp...

Small town in the mountains WNC
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Just got a fucking message from a guy I barely talk to in town.

"I don't know how accurate it is but I had a phone call this evening saying they may be shutting the town down Sunday night"

Welp...

Small town in the mountains WNC
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I'm in Macon County and just saw the official notice a while ago for Graham County for which a large portion is in the Nantahala National Forest. The notice invoked a curfew from 10 p.m. through 6 a.m. with no expiration date. I imagine our entire mountain zone will see the same very soon.
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I'm in Asheville. No one is staying home. Very busy at work today. Mostly senior citizens and all sitting together. They closed all the parks yet my co-worker passes one on his way home every evening and it's full of kids and parents. Nice spring weather here. Still full parking lot at the grocery stores. Of course this is liberal Asheville so all those people are going to be mad when they get sick and blame sick people for not staying home, yet they continue to do whatever they want.

First positive case. Maybe they will finally see the light and decide to stay home.
Interestingly enough, we had a Walgreens being cleaned by people in hazmat suits last night, and today we find a manager or assistant manager at one store is positive and that persons roommate works at the one they were cleaning last night. A frigging drugstore, where people who are already sick or have conditions. Even scarier is what employees told of what the stores were doing to protect people. Nothing.
Sorry this is a FB link but I think that's the only place he posts.

[link to www.facebook.com (secure)]

They are going to have to shut everything down because people don't listen and do whatever they want.

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I work for a large global retailer we have been instructed by our home office that in 72 hours employees will receive a form to be able to return and leave from work also corroborated by another friend of mine whose wife works for the healthcare system also told she will be receiving documents that will allow her passage back and forth to work after 72 hours.

Here we go!!!
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48 hours till your posted deadline.
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I believe the post. Heard something similar about a medical professional. Will get special permits to travel to hospitals. As for retailers, I could see something similar...I believe a limited amount of customers will be able make trips to the store at a time. Like water rationing where if your address is odd, you can water on Tuesday’s only.. etc.
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Yep. Confirmed. There's no doubt it's very near. Over the weekend in fact.
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thanks op, this confirms advice i have received over here in scotland
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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
 Quoting: Max_Maximus


A bunch of them got posted.

They're all on the letterhead of the company that issued them. Most people are not going to get themselves fired because they're supposed to be confidential.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67730430


Because editing isn't a thing, right? Still not one picture of a single one of these bunch of them that got posted.

You sure schooled me on some groundbreaking shit.

You can't post a link, a photo, anything, but I'm asking too much because I don't Reddit.

So be it...
 Quoting: Max_Maximus



Here's one of the letters I saved a couple days ago. It was for Burlington Northern. I'm not going to bother posting links and images of the other ones I have because it's not my job to convince anybody else of anything. Idiots will always exist, and the world is full of people too lazy to do the work themselves.

[link to i.postimg.cc (secure)]
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Thank you for posting. I’m using them to show family this virus is real

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So 12 pages of people confirming they have received these special travel papers but not one of these folks are smart enough to know how to post them here for confirmation?

Yeah, this is horsepussy. So are every one of you special travel liars.


Or post at least one of these papers and prove me wrong.

Hell, post all of these special forms and make me look stupid. Otherwise choke yourselves until until your hands go limp.
 Quoting: Max_Maximus


100 percent agreed. No one posted any pictures at all. I dont believe this thread any longer.

BS flag waving!!
 Quoting: TillerWills11:11


Brother, I would have agreed with you about this being bogus a few days ago, but my wife received her letter yesterday as her job was deemed an essential service by the Department of Homeland Security. This is 100% legit, and no I'm not posting a picture of her letter because it has her company's letterhead, logo, etc. They are customized with company job profiles and duties, but most include the CISA and NCC wording at the bottom.

Do I believe this is somehow proof that President Trump is planning a national quarantine? No, I think he will leave it up to the governors of each state and these letters will be needed in that scenario just as well for folks to travel to work as needed.
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I work for a large global retailer we have been instructed by our home office that in 72 hours employees will receive a form to be able to return and leave from work also corroborated by another friend of mine whose wife works for the healthcare system also told she will be receiving documents that will allow her passage back and forth to work after 72 hours.

Here we go!!!
 Quoting: JimmyBones


Confirmed, my wife works for a medical manufacturer and she received her waiver today. It is addressed to law enforcement/government employees, stating that Homeland Security has deemed her business as essential to the United States healthcare infrastructure and that she should be allowed to continue on her way.

She was instructed to keep this letter, her employee ID badge and her drivers license on her at all times.

She was also told that she would need it by Monday and that it would allow her to get through checkpoints.
 Quoting: TheGasMan II


I have an acquaintance in Italy that works in a bank. His wife has to teach at home. He told me he has a “certificate” that he has to have in order to go to his job. He has the option of working at home but he doesn’t want to. So this could be legit.





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