COSTCO wont accept any of these items on returns !!! Karma best news today

who returns stuff to Costco?

Shoppers who hoarded items such as toilet paper and paper towels due to the COVID-19 pandemic won’t have any luck returning them to Costco.

The warehouse giant has signs posted at various locations, saying that returns will not be accepted of toilet paper, paper towels, sanitizing wipes, water, rice and Lysol.

Those items have been in short supply in the last few weeks as panicked shoppers have loaded their carts and cleared shelves in fear of being stuck at home and unable to venture out to purchase needed supplies.


This was despite continued assurances from provincial and federal authorities that grocery stores will continue to operate throughout the pandemic and that there will not be a shortage in the supply chain if everyone purchases just what they need.

Most stores have since tried to curb hoarding by setting limits on high-demand items and limiting their hours.

Many stores have also dedicated their first hour of opening to seniors and those with compromised immune systems, as well as limiting the number of shoppers who can be in the store at any one time

I just pray those items don't get re-distributed.

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People seem to be missing the true message in that sign.

Upper management and corporate executives know something, are saying that:

1) the panic and lock down will be over soon

2) product will soon be flowing from the factories to the warehouses to the stores

3) the shelves in the stores will soon be fully packed


You bought it - you own it.

See you back here in 6-9 months when you finally run out of your stash.

I do all the time. Returned a bed, said it had cancer causing agents in it. Returned a couch I found on the side of the street got $345 from those guys. I buy anything that i can that costs more than $100 from costco

Why buy stuff just to return it again?

Women do it all the time.

o Buy a dress on Thursday or Friday
o Wear it to a party on Saturday
o Return it on Monday

sounds legit.

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I returned your mom.

I do.

Get a new 60 inch flat screen every 3 months.

Only 60? You're doing it wrong.

Can't return used toilet paper :)

No.

They are saying:

1) You fuckers are infected

2) We dont want your infected shit back into our stores

3) Fuck off, we like your money in our bank account better

What about 500 cans oof Mtn Dew?

Fuckin' retards. Keep it! You'll have stuff already on hand for when the next "big thing" comes through (i.e. tornado/hurricane seasons).

Interesting. I interpret that very differently. What I'm reading is: We will continue this shortage. Nothing, not even returns, will get in the way of us and every other store saying, "Sorry, we're out."

In these times we have to worry about:

Product tampering
rip off schemes
wear and tear on employees
overwhelming the system

Take the toilet paper back and make a big scene about it being used.

What kind of sick fuck buys something that clearly isn't an impulse purchase then attempts to return it?!?!?!

They need laughed in their faces, fecking idiots

How about Cosco being smart enough to limit purchases when they saw people where making large purchases from the get go? What kind of idiots run Costco?

Those rednecks spent all their money on Lysol and toilet paper and are now realizing they have nothing to eat.

Time to do an inspection of your doors and windows, relocate weapons around the house etc. There could be action soon.

Odds are, toilet paper and hand sanitizer are NOT the only items they are hoarding. Attempts at "redistribution" are likely to be met by a lead wall.

Yes, Costco is like Nordstrom’s, You could literally jack up your car in the parking lot, take the tires off, bring them in on a trolley and they will pay you for them. I am actually thinking about returning my 22 year old Jeep Cherokee to Costco. Easier than trying to sell it myself.

Since you have to be a member they know what you've bought even if you don't have a receipt. You can't return something you didn't purchase their

There, lol

You can't decipher a logical explanation based on what you know??

They can clearly eat toilet paper and lysol, why else would they have bought out all stock of it?