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Y'all wanna hear something funny?
So, my inlaws are super liberals. Responsible for many, many family arguments about all things politics. One of the hottest topics has been gun control. It's a pain in the ass to buy a gun, but they think it needs to be harder. They totally buy into the MSM assertions that they are so easy to get they just fall out of the sky if you decide you want one. Well, guess who called today? Scared, trying to buy a gun and can't find one anywhere near their big city? After I got done laughing, I called the local store here in podunk city and they still have stock. They are going to come visit tomorrow to go shopping and I am going to thoroughly enjoy watching them stand there and do the 45 minutes worth of paperwork that needs done to buy a gun. Then we are going out to the farm to show them how to use it so they don't accidentally shoot themselves in the foot. I told them though, not one more word or argument to me about gun control. Ever.
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Hahahaha, great. Thanks for the laugh!
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Re: Y'all wanna hear something funny?
Never had to do 45 mins. of paper work. Five mins or so.
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Make sure they are well stocked ...with blanks.

Idiots can't be trusted with real ammo.
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unless they can demonstrate a tight grouping on target then they can brag bout dey gun control all day long.

but i doubt it.
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03/21/2020 05:39 PM
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Re: Y'all wanna hear something funny?
Honestly, my first thought was "maybe I just won't help you". But, they're family and I can't just leave them defenseless. The death penalty seems a little harsh for smugness.
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Re: Y'all wanna hear something funny?
Never had to do 45 mins. of paper work. Five mins or so.
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Yup, 5 minutes or less here in Indiana.
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Re: Y'all wanna hear something funny?
Never had to do 45 mins. of paper work. Five mins or so.
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Really? Last time I bought one it took for ev er. They had to go pull the gun from the back, then fiddle with the computer and read everything 12 times and enter info from my license, then I filled out the form, then had to wait for someone else to come and complete the sale. It was at least 45 minutes if not longer.
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I'll be pissed if it takes 5 minutes.
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Re: Y'all wanna hear something funny?
So, my inlaws are super liberals. Responsible for many, many family arguments about all things politics. One of the hottest topics has been gun control. It's a pain in the ass to buy a gun, but they think it needs to be harder. They totally buy into the MSM assertions that they are so easy to get they just fall out of the sky if you decide you want one. Well, guess who called today? Scared, trying to buy a gun and can't find one anywhere near their big city? After I got done laughing, I called the local store here in podunk city and they still have stock. They are going to come visit tomorrow to go shopping and I am going to thoroughly enjoy watching them stand there and do the 45 minutes worth of paperwork that needs done to buy a gun. Then we are going out to the farm to show them how to use it so they don't accidentally shoot themselves in the foot. I told them though, not one more word or argument to me about gun control. Ever.
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Why are you helping them?

They didn't believe in guns. So tell them "F*** You!"

If they're ever attacked, tell them to just give the criminals a hug. That's what the liberals have been preaching for years.
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You are a good kid, they are a-holes. lol
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Re: Y'all wanna hear something funny?
So, my inlaws are super liberals. Responsible for many, many family arguments about all things politics. One of the hottest topics has been gun control. It's a pain in the ass to buy a gun, but they think it needs to be harder. They totally buy into the MSM assertions that they are so easy to get they just fall out of the sky if you decide you want one. Well, guess who called today? Scared, trying to buy a gun and can't find one anywhere near their big city? After I got done laughing, I called the local store here in podunk city and they still have stock. They are going to come visit tomorrow to go shopping and I am going to thoroughly enjoy watching them stand there and do the 45 minutes worth of paperwork that needs done to buy a gun. Then we are going out to the farm to show them how to use it so they don't accidentally shoot themselves in the foot. I told them though, not one more word or argument to me about gun control. Ever.
 Quoting: Redneck hussy


Why are you helping them?

They didn't believe in guns. So tell them "F*** You!"

If they're ever attacked, tell them to just give the criminals a hug. That's what the liberals have been preaching for years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76766133


You're right. But they are family and I do love 'em. Hey, if this gets them to re-think their BS and start using their brains instead of regurgitating liberal talking points I will be very happy.
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