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So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?

 
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03/26/2020 06:01 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I’m gonna shop 1 week before the checks come. Millions of apartment dwellers are gonna wipe out the food again.
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03/26/2020 06:05 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I need that money before the middle of May.
I am quite honestly not counting on it as they keep dicking around about it.
I will withdraw money I have in an old 401k, pay tax on that when it's paid out,
and if the government check ever decides to show up, I'll bank it. Or get caught up on anything if I get behind.

Now, that said, they screwed us.
Originally they were talking about two checks, the first by April 6. That's never gonna happen. Pelosi and Schumer got involved and turned it into a cluster and we get one check and God only knows when that will be. And then consider the fact that the economic disaster is going to take longer than two months to get over.

I'm not counting any eggs before they hatch with that old drunk ass hen Pelosi running the roost.

I also heard that the payments for children don't count unless they are under 17, but I've not seen anything about an age limit on children. So I'm not even considering that part of it.
 Quoting: Deplorable Mary


One good thing I heard that is in this bill is that if you have to break into your 401K, you will not be penalized the normal 10% on the withdrawal; it will be taxed at your normal tax rate though.
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I'm giving mine to the banks :(
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03/26/2020 06:07 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
rent , utilities , credit cards , gas , food , car insurance , internet , ........

At my monthly burn rate just stayin home , just who do I give this magical check to ?
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03/26/2020 06:14 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I've got $1,200 coming.

I'm going to pay off all of my credit cards.

How about you?
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Paying a pilot to skywrite "AMERICA IS OFFICIALLY DEAD"
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03/26/2020 06:19 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I've got $1,200 coming.

I'm going to pay off all of my credit cards.

How about you?
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Well the most practical choice is Cocaine and hookers.
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03/26/2020 06:21 PM
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03/26/2020 06:29 PM
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It's designed to pay for cremation.
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03/26/2020 06:45 PM
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Jordan's bitch ass beautiful, beautiful black many
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beautiful, beautiful black many
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Jordan's bitch ass beautiful, beautiful black many
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beautiful, beautiful black many
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That's what comes up when you type in en eye gee go why

Funny
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03/26/2020 06:52 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I've got $1,200 coming.

I'm going to pay off all of my credit cards.

How about you?
 Quoting: ET SF


buying a few 8 balls. Hard living in Miami
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03/26/2020 06:53 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I mentioned to my family members we should all take a bit of it and go do a lil family getaway vaca, nothing fancy just something when they open life back up ya know?
Deplorable Azila_Again

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03/26/2020 06:58 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I've got $1,200 coming.

I'm going to pay off all of my credit cards.

How about you?
 Quoting: ET SF


Same
The real question is, do you even doodle Bro?
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03/26/2020 07:05 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
Crack cocaine.
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I'm going to throw it back in the government's face, -because it's unconstitutional.

Are you all with me?
 Quoting: TGus


Throw it in my face...I’ll write the govt a check.
Promise.
You can count on America to do the right thing after exhausting every other alternative."
Winston Churchill
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03/26/2020 07:06 PM
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Fresh socks and underbritches!
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First I'm gonna take care of necessities, sex, drugs and lottery scratch-offs the rest I'll just piss away on vanity items.

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03/26/2020 07:20 PM
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Flush it down the toilet, one roll at a time. Going to order a few pallets of TP.
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03/26/2020 07:23 PM
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We're planning to get home heating oil for next winter.
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03/26/2020 07:24 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
Strippers. They are not working right now after all.
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03/26/2020 07:25 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
Two months rent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65831616


same gonna pay 3 months and breathe a little
Trommy

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03/26/2020 07:33 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
Not sure that check is going to come - what will happen is you will get a tax credit on your 2020 tax return.
 Quoting: AC 30148669


That's the way it should be if you don't work or you get paid illegally then Too Bad.
Trommy

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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
Strippers. They are not working right now after all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78471573


Strippers pay taxes they will get their check.
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03/26/2020 07:35 PM

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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
Use it to prepare for the coming war and next plague.
Farewell American Samoa, the "last stop of today and just a stones throw from tomorrow"and with that said and done I stood up, standing at the end of the day and walked boldly onward into tomorrow and to the given day of rest.
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03/26/2020 07:36 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I have already ordered more parts for my electronic flu crushing invention.

It'll probably save the world and the US trillions of dollars and quite a few lives.
Trommy

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I have already ordered more parts for my electronic flu crushing invention.

It'll probably save the world and the US trillions of dollars and quite a few lives.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78612178


Is it like one of those shock cans that cults use?
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03/26/2020 07:46 PM
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Re: So what are you going to do with your stimulus check?
I'll buy a rocket stove, machete, hatchet, knife, tent, boots, portable water purifiers, a gun, a crossbow, a slingshot, trauma kit, first aid kit, ferro rods, vaseline, raincoat, rope, backpack, tinderbox, and some beer. That should be a good start.
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First I'm gonna take care of necessities, sex, drugs and lottery scratch-offs the rest I'll just piss away on vanity items.

5a
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Nice ! Good call, this was A+ laugh worthy. Thankyou
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