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Rapture within 2 weeks!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2007 02:02 PM
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Rapture within 2 weeks!!!
A LOT of people claim God is telling them that the Rapture will occur by mid September 2007. I've never seen such hysteria. Could be orchestrated by the dark forces, or a mind control experiment.

These people post at:

[link to www.xsorbit2.com]
[link to pub48.bravenet.com]

Will be interesting to see how they deal with a non-event. Technically, they would all be classed as false prophets.
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09/03/2007 02:06 PM
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[link to www.physorg.com]
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User ID: 90967 :lol:
Chef Ramen Noodle

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I'll still be paying my bills in a month. The rapture is about as thought provoking as purgatory.
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09/03/2007 02:24 PM
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The bible says "No man knows the day or the hour....".
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[link to www.2007rapture.com]

[link to www.2007rapture.com]
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09/03/2007 02:26 PM
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User ID: 90967 :lol:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 190919

lol
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yeah..maybe it can be done through the so called 'chem-trails'
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God revealed to me two things about the timing of the rapture. God specifically told me 2007 was the year. Then He showed me that me and my family were swimming in the swimming pool the day before the rapture. I interpret this to mean summertime. I live in Florida, and we are normally able to swim through October and would not swim again until next year around April. The literal dates of summertime is June 21st-September 21st. I do not know if God meant literal summertime dates or if He was showing me it would be summerlike weather here in Florida, where I live. We experience summerlike weather a little bit longer than the rest of the country. The prophetic dream God gave me was about the rapture and how the rapture related to my own personal life and the town I live in. The prophetic message that I believe God wants me to share is that the rapture of the church (God's children) will happen during the SUMMER OF 2007.




WTF kind of dumb fucking ass shit is this!

Get this person a padded room.
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09/03/2007 02:31 PM
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I wish there really was a "rapture" so we could get rid of all of these stupid F(*^^ christians once and for all...
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I wish there really was a "rapture" so we could get rid of all of these stupid F(*^^ christians once and for all...
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Do you know these nut jobs actually have rapture PRACTICE!!!

They all gather in a room and jump up and down with their arms stretched to the ceiling!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about stupid F(^** christians!!!



wtf
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09/03/2007 02:36 PM
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thinkin blondie here
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Maranatha! hf
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well all.. I had a dream that the Rapture happened in summer time also.. and it wasent fall because in my dream the trees were still nice and full and the leaves were green. And in my dream I was still working where I am now and here is my dream...... I was driving down sorenson st and I was in what looked like my DHL van than all of a sudden there was this bright white light that consumed everything including the natural light of the sun.. than I was sucked out through the roof of my van and I was in the presence of the Lord. And no im not bsing eaither.. this is the dream I had about 1 year ago.
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But you are right.. no one knows the day nor the hour Not even the lord jesus Christ knows.. Not even the angeals know... ONLY GOD THE FATHER KNOWS.
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09/03/2007 03:13 PM
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I wish there really was a "rapture" so we could get rid of all of these stupid F(*^^ christians once and for all...
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amen to that
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well all.. I had a dream that the Rapture happened in summer time also.. and it wasent fall because in my dream the trees were still nice and full and the leaves were green. And in my dream I was still working where I am now and here is my dream...... I was driving down sorenson st and I was in what looked like my DHL van than all of a sudden there was this bright white light that consumed everything including the natural light of the sun.. than I was sucked out through the roof of my van and I was in the presence of the Lord. And no im not bsing eaither.. this is the dream I had about 1 year ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 216133

I had a dream last night that I beat Texas Ranger Walker and Trivette in a game of cribbage. The meaning of this does not mean jack shit. I will still be paying my bills at the end of the month.
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Please God! Take them! Take them all!
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But you are right.. no one knows the day nor the hour Not even the lord jesus Christ knows.. Not even the angeals know... ONLY GOD THE FATHER KNOWS.
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spell
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Oh good. That means all the annoying Christians will be gone and we'll have the planet to ourselevs.
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well all.. I had a dream that the Rapture happened in summer time also.. and it wasent fall because in my dream the trees were still nice and full and the leaves were green. And in my dream I was still working where I am now and here is my dream...... I was driving down sorenson st and I was in what looked like my DHL van than all of a sudden there was this bright white light that consumed everything including the natural light of the sun.. than I was sucked out through the roof of my van and I was in the presence of the Lord. And no im not bsing eaither.. this is the dream I had about 1 year ago.
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Sounds to me like a nuke blast a couple of clicks away.

That would pretty much rapture a whole lot of xians.
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I wish there really was a "rapture" so we could get rid of all of these stupid F(*^^ christians once and for all...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 292426



Get over your hate, for Jesus is the King of Kings and every knee will bow before him including yours.
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I hope the Rapture happens as soon as possible... all those sexy scantily clad babes on 'Rapture TV' late at night.. rapturing us men for their own sexual desires, but without having to dial expensive £1.50 a minute calls to talk durty to them. All those sexy babes will rapture us men into heaven.. wow.. mmmm!!!! can't wait!
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Boy! An awful lot of people are going to be really hacked off when they find out how wrong they have been for all their miserable self-inflicted lives. And I bet those who claim they'll still be, "paying their bills next month", will be damn sure not to pay them before then..... just in case. And what's all this nonsense about bowing down before Jesus. Don't embarrass the poor chap; he doesn't want people bowing and scraping before him. That's "ego" stuff, not his scene at all. Just treat him with respect as you should any other person, regardless of who they are. Remember, we are gods too! And we're going home. Some of us have gone already........ ;)
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Boy! An awful lot of people are going to be really hacked off when they find out how wrong they have been for all their miserable self-inflicted lives. And I bet those who claim they'll still be, "paying their bills next month", will be damn sure not to pay them before then..... just in case. And what's all this nonsense about bowing down before Jesus. Don't embarrass the poor chap; he doesn't want people bowing and scraping before him. That's "ego" stuff, not his scene at all. Just treat him with respect as you should any other person, regardless of who they are. Remember, we are gods too! And we're going home. Some of us have gone already........ ;)
 Quoting: Merlin 292844


Romans 14:10-12
10 But why do you judge your brother? Or why do you show contempt for your brother? For we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.[a]
11 For it is written:

As I live, says the LORD,
Every knee shall bow to Me,
And every tongue shall confess to God.

12 So then each of us shall give account of himself to God.
DanG
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09/05/2007 02:27 PM
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rapture CRAPTURE
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Isn't it interesting that these folks believe that the Rapture will happen before 9/14 and the military is standing down its aircraft on the 14th.

Maybe it's not a Rapture at all. Maybe God is just letting them know that they will be dead on the 14th.

If there were a nuclear holocaust in the U.S., nobody would know how many people were missing.
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There was a vision by a prophet in Washington D.C. who asked the LORD how many will be raptured.

'Only 2 %' was the reply.

Judging by the responses to this discussion thread that could be correct.

Suppose this Rapture Alert is correct.

Suppose those who are looking for the LORD are beamed up.


Suppose one of them is your friend and you are left behind to face the tribulation.

And your friend is in heaven saying what happened to my pal.

What can we say to your friend except.

YOU were a fool to ignore these warnings.

ARE YOU A FOOL?
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09/05/2007 02:49 PM
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Before you read the following, please try to understand, Christianity has always been pagan, and Christians worship a non-existent savior with a Greek name called Jesus (IHSOUS). The Greek Jesus never existed, but the Jewish Messiah, Yahshua, did exist. The anti-Hebrew Greek gentiles invented a Sun god named Jesus based on the writings and true life of Messiah Yahshua. Messiah Yahshua was only a human, but was "Set Apart" by Yahweh as the prophesied Messiah. Therefore, Christianity is nothing more than a (anti-Messiah anti-Hebrew, anti-Semitic) pagan religion and another term for "Universalism" (catholicism)!

A fascinating book "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" discusses the pragmatic political motives of the fourth-century Roman emperor Constantine, who first moved the celebration of Christmas to December 25 (December 21 on the Julian calendar). The authors claim that Constantine followed the Cult of Sol Invictus, a monotheistic form of sun worship that originated in Syria and was imposed by Roman emperors on their subjects a century earlier. "His primary, indeed obsessive, objective was "Universal" unity (Ecumenism)-- unity in politics, in territory, and in religion (This is the same as today's "New World Order"; see "Ecumenism"). A cult or state religion that included all other cults ("catholic" means "Universal") within it obviously helped to achieve this objective...In the interests of unity (Ecumenism), Constantine deliberately chose to blur the distinctions between the pagan religions of ALL conquered nations, and combine them into ONE UNIVERSAL (catholic) CHURCH, and thus "Christopaganism" was born. That's why Constantine decreed that Sunday -- "the venerable day of the sun" would be the official day of rest. (Early followers of Yahshua always celebrated their Holy Day on the Hebrew Sabbath -- "The Seventh Day," and still do!) That's also why -- by his edict, the book claims -- the celebration of Jesus' birthday (Messiah Yahshua was actually born in the fall of the year from mid September to early October) was moved from January 6th (Epiphany today) to December 25, celebrated by the cult of Sol Invictus as Natilis Invictus, the rebirth of the sun (confused yet? don't be!) And are you wondering about the concept of the 12 Days of Christmas? The midwinter festival of the ancient Egyptians celebrated the birth of Horus (the prototype of the earthly king) son of Isis (the divine mother-goddess). It was 12 days long, reflecting their 12-month calendar. This concept took firm root in many other cultures. In 567 AD, The pagan Universal Roman church adopted it. Church leaders proclaimed the 12 days from December 25 to Epiphany as a sacred, festive season.

The Universal (catholic) church is none other than a Roman Governmental Creation for the sole purpose of population CONTROL, and profit. Profit and control in the hands of greedy men always equates to military and political power (and power struggles).

It was this forced ecumenical blending of the pagan religions of the conquered pagan nations by pagan Roman conquests, that blurred the lines of distinction between the pagan gods and goddesses. Ultimately, Roman Rule forced all conquered nations to conform to their lifestyle and beliefs. All except that is for The True Jewish Faith of Messiah Yahshua. This True Jewish Faith (NOT Christianity) was so popular that it threatened complete Roman domination, and therefore had to be eliminated by death. However, even death couldn't quell True Faith completely, and so The Roman Heirarchy pretended to embrace this True Faith, and through infiltration, murder, and political domination took control. This control gave power and judgement to uninspired (pagan) greedy men who created Christianity, and in the name of their Christian Jesus (Ihsous or IHS) went about trying to conquer all pagan and Islamic nations in their quest for complete dominance. Meanwhile the nameless "True Faith" was hidden but thriving in the hearts and minds of Yahweh's Called Out and Chosen Few.
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It's been coming in 2 weeks for as far back as I can remember.

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And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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go to> united forces of light