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I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.

 
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03/28/2020 09:30 PM
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I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
I will answer any questions you have. I'm ready to tell the world.
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03/28/2020 09:31 PM
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.
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03/28/2020 09:33 PM

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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.
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bump
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where do I need to move to survive the catyclism?
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03/28/2020 09:33 PM
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Prove you work for nasa. Don't say for us to just trust you, prove it. Show ID, a pic of you at work, anything. If the asteroid is gonna hit, what difference would proving yourself make? You'd be dead anyway.

Well?
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.
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Impact is projected to be 3:45 AM GMT APRIL 2.

Atlanta, Georgia area is our best estimate but could vary by a few hundred miles, and will be more accurate in the final hours before impact.

We are extremely concerned about an ocean impact.
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Prove you work for nasa. Don't say for us to just trust you, prove it. Show ID, a pic of you at work, anything. If the asteroid is gonna hit, what difference would proving yourself make? You'd be dead anyway.

Well?
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I can arrange that. ID with a hand written note, date. I'll need to scan it and prepare it.
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03/28/2020 09:36 PM

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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Does it hit tomorrow? Will I be able to get off work early? I would like to work in my garden.
"Come get some"
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03/28/2020 09:36 PM

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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
what is the estimated fallout?
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03/28/2020 09:37 PM
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
April Fools!
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Take a pic with your phone or use any number of basic document scanning apps. Nothing has to be prepped. I could photograph or scan my ID now and have a pic up in seconds.

Everybody has a phone on then at almost all times, so come on now.
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Prove you work for nasa. Don't say for us to just trust you, prove it. Show ID, a pic of you at work, anything. If the asteroid is gonna hit, what difference would proving yourself make? You'd be dead anyway.

Well?
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I can arrange that. ID with a hand written note, date. I'll need to scan it and prepare it.
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just take a pic with a phone
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Prove you work for nasa. Don't say for us to just trust you, prove it. Show ID, a pic of you at work, anything. If the asteroid is gonna hit, what difference would proving yourself make? You'd be dead anyway.

Well?
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I can arrange that. ID with a hand written note, date. I'll need to scan it and prepare it.
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I'm hopeful and looking forward to seeing this proof... cue the Jeopardy theme song.
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bump
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698387


Impact is projected to be 3:45 AM GMT APRIL 2.

Atlanta, Georgia area is our best estimate but could vary by a few hundred miles, and will be more accurate in the final hours before impact.

We are extremely concerned about an ocean impact.
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You trying to be serious ?
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
I will answer any questions you have. I'm ready to tell the world.
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right..your mom is calling..your pbj is ready. I suggest you go eat it
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Prove you work for nasa. Don't say for us to just trust you, prove it. Show ID, a pic of you at work, anything. If the asteroid is gonna hit, what difference would proving yourself make? You'd be dead anyway.

Well?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78414492


I can arrange that. ID with a hand written note, date. I'll need to scan it and prepare it.
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just take a pic with a phone
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Post on imgr
"Come get some"
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03/28/2020 09:39 PM
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Dude, you failed in like ten seconds. Asked to provide proof same as anyone and instead of the first reply being "here's proof", you pussy out.
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
I will answer any questions you have. I'm ready to tell the world.
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NASA is full of shit and so are you.
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698387


Impact is projected to be 3:45 AM GMT APRIL 2.

Atlanta, Georgia area is our best estimate but could vary by a few hundred miles, and will be more accurate in the final hours before impact.

We are extremely concerned about an ocean impact.
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I can't wait to witness your failed prediction
Fuck Trudeau
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03/28/2020 09:40 PM
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698387


Impact is projected to be 3:45 AM GMT APRIL 2.

Atlanta, Georgia area is our best estimate but could vary by a few hundred miles, and will be more accurate in the final hours before impact.

We are extremely concerned about an ocean impact.
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Awesome.

Bout time we had some REAL doom.
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Prove you work for nasa. Don't say for us to just trust you, prove it. Show ID, a pic of you at work, anything. If the asteroid is gonna hit, what difference would proving yourself make? You'd be dead anyway.

Well?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78414492


I can arrange that. ID with a hand written note, date. I'll need to scan it and prepare it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77050010


just take a pic with a phone
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Post on imgr
 Quoting: MKPitBull


Might aswell post documents confirming trajectory aswell.
Are you a small Indian kid that looks like a young Gollum?

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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Atlanta is what they have been saying for awhile.
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03/28/2020 09:41 PM
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I can arrange that. ID with a hand written note, date. I'll need to scan it and prepare it.
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just take a pic with a phone
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Post on imgr
 Quoting: MKPitBull


Might aswell post documents confirming trajectory aswell.
Are you a small Indian kid that looks like a young Golem?
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One day, somebody will post some actual proof and we'll all lose our shit 😂
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03/28/2020 09:43 PM
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698387


Impact is projected to be 3:45 AM GMT APRIL 2.

Atlanta, Georgia area is our best estimate but could vary by a few hundred miles, and will be more accurate in the final hours before impact.

We are extremely concerned about an ocean impact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77050010


Aha!So impact is GMT 0345
Therefore,my Dear Watson,Georgia goes byebye on APRIL FOOLS DAY!

NICE TRY LOSER!
Kapooya!

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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698387


Impact is projected to be 3:45 AM GMT APRIL 2.

Atlanta, Georgia area is our best estimate but could vary by a few hundred miles, and will be more accurate in the final hours before impact.

We are extremely concerned about an ocean impact.
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By this info, the current location of this asteroid should be calculable ..

Asteroids are minor planets. What's the size of the one coming please? Thank you in advance.
Thank You.
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Re: I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698387


Impact is projected to be 3:45 AM GMT APRIL 2.

Atlanta, Georgia area is our best estimate but could vary by a few hundred miles, and will be more accurate in the final hours before impact.

We are extremely concerned about an ocean impact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77050010


Aha!So impact is GMT 0345
Therefore,my Dear Watson,Georgia goes byebye on APRIL FOOLS DAY!

NICE TRY LOSER!
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That's the morning of April 2nd...
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just take a pic with a phone
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Post on imgr
 Quoting: MKPitBull


Might aswell post documents confirming trajectory aswell.
Are you a small Indian kid that looks like a young Golem?
 Quoting: MKPitBull


One day, somebody will post some actual proof and we'll all lose our shit 😂
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78414492


Some will, others will shill the thread to death. I will say this, back in Oct or so an ac posted adamantly about saving all meds you could and not to throw away old stuff because of what was coming.
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Post on imgr
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Might aswell post documents confirming trajectory aswell.
Are you a small Indian kid that looks like a young Golem?
 Quoting: MKPitBull


One day, somebody will post some actual proof and we'll all lose our shit 😂
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78414492


Some will, others will shill the thread to death. I will say this, back in Oct or so an ac posted adamantly about saving all meds you could and not to throw away old stuff because of what was coming.
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Fair enough. Maybe some do know what they're talking about :)
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“ Trump’s space force”

So orangeman really screwed up again
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