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I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.

 
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hahahah im sure as hell not going to believe an african scientist lolz


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It's not as far fetched as you're trying to make it seem. If a crater is on a road, it doesnt mean a truck exploded.

If anything your resistance to the idea that it was a rock makes me believe OP all the more.
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Oh it's pretty far-fetched all right. Considering the incredibly low percentage of surface area of Nigeria covered by the roads the odds that it would smack right in the middle of a road is pretty damn low. There is nothing to drive that situation to happening. It's far more likely that it was a vehicle that was on the road and went kaboom for whatever reason. It doesn't have to be the reason they stated but to claim it's an asteroid with no further evidence is irrational. If that makes you believe the OP even more then you are a bigger dumbass than I thought. News flash dumbass, that incident occurred before this thread was made. you can't even seem to understand something as simple as this so I guess it should be no surprise that you think it's equally likely that it's an asteroid that hit the road then anything else. Or that an asteroid is just as likely to hit a road as it is to not hit a road. You must have failed statistics didn't you? Or did you not even take the class?
 Quoting: Astroshill

Local scientists at the scene..its 200 m wide crater. Do you know wht the prof talks about ejectile after the crash..

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If you want to Believe some African professor be my guest. Personally I think it's a pretty big fucking coincidence that it manages to hit a road in the middle of nowhere in fucking Nigeria. Sounds like a nice cover up for moving illegal munitions around. Maybe even covering up a dark ops strike on something. But you gullible idiots go on and believe it.
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OP here,

I reported my own thread TWICE and asked it be deleted, yet it's still here.

Just had some April fool's fun but let's not get carried away.

Some people really seemed to believe this.

Now make no mistake, there ARE asteroids lurking out there, but Astroshill will let us know if anything serious is coming.
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yeah I denied one of those reports you made. Next time you do it I'm just going to ban you so you stop reporting it. I will not allow my efforts to be erased.
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I wouldn't BAN him Astro. It's fun watching him BEG for his thread to be removed because you owned his ass :D.....

YOU ARE A GOD
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I don't want to risk this thread being deleted because he keeps reporting it over and over. If he keeps it up he's getting a ban just for that.
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I get you, can you not contact the other staff and warn them not to remove the thread, and to just ignore his reports?

Speaking of asteroids. do you think we'll ever have a E.L.E event in our life span? I really hope we don't.
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Next: Aliens!
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Next: Aliens!
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Next : Covid19
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Just a note to say thank you to Dr. Astro for continually setting our minds at ease. I swear to God I would've already relocated my family various times in the last couple of years alone if not for Astro's super solid Mathematics and provable Science.

@Astro: may you be blessed with great health and a continued increase in your wisdom that you may continue to be a good shepherd to we, your not-so-astronomically-inclined brethren.

Forever grateful,
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It's not as far fetched as you're trying to make it seem. If a crater is on a road, it doesnt mean a truck exploded.

If anything your resistance to the idea that it was a rock makes me believe OP all the more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77840630

Oh it's pretty far-fetched all right. Considering the incredibly low percentage of surface area of Nigeria covered by the roads the odds that it would smack right in the middle of a road is pretty damn low. There is nothing to drive that situation to happening. It's far more likely that it was a vehicle that was on the road and went kaboom for whatever reason. It doesn't have to be the reason they stated but to claim it's an asteroid with no further evidence is irrational. If that makes you believe the OP even more then you are a bigger dumbass than I thought. News flash dumbass, that incident occurred before this thread was made. you can't even seem to understand something as simple as this so I guess it should be no surprise that you think it's equally likely that it's an asteroid that hit the road then anything else. Or that an asteroid is just as likely to hit a road as it is to not hit a road. You must have failed statistics didn't you? Or did you not even take the class?
 Quoting: Astroshill

Local scientists at the scene..its 200 m wide crater. Do you know wht the prof talks about ejectile after the crash..

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
 Quoting: puchong


If you want to Believe some African professor be my guest. Personally I think it's a pretty big fucking coincidence that it manages to hit a road in the middle of nowhere in fucking Nigeria. Sounds like a nice cover up for moving illegal munitions around. Maybe even covering up a dark ops strike on something. But you gullible idiots go on and believe it.
 Quoting: Astroshill

No need to be abusive mate- the guy put forward his points based on what he saw on the ground. Interesting was the bit about ejectile- wonder why he said that.
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This got pinned?

GLP in a nutshell.
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No more Delta flights from Atlanta to Italy until end of April

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march 9th could these people be the ones evacuating?
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Hey Astro

You need to chill a bit dude.

Yes you are right.

Yes they are wrong.

But blowing a fuse over it means you lose.


Hang in there and don't sweat the small stuff.


Abusing morons achieves nothing, unless it makes you relax some. But you don't seemed relaxed after you abuse them.


Just sayin dude - we all love you, but this IS GLP


so chill dude, and hang in there
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No more Delta flights from Atlanta to Italy until end of April

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march 9th could these people be the ones evacuating?
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where is op?
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They took him away rofl
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When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You are only telling the world that you fear what he might say. Quoting: CountryWise

Amos 5:13 - Therefore at such a time the prudent person keeps silent, for it is an evil time.
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So.. is this related to Nigeria?
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yeah I denied one of those reports you made. Next time you do it I'm just going to ban you so you stop reporting it. I will not allow my efforts to be erased.
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I wouldn't BAN him Astro. It's fun watching him BEG for his thread to be removed because you owned his ass :D.....

YOU ARE A GOD
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I don't want to risk this thread being deleted because he keeps reporting it over and over. If he keeps it up he's getting a ban just for that.
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Has he reported the thread since his last post?
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Not that I've seen.
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So.. is this related to Nigeria?
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just might seem that way it could of hit objects in front of it
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!

You guys - turn on your tv!!

Armageddon is on tv right now!

It just started 15 minutes ago.
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ARMAGEDDON

About saving the world from an asteroid!!

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!

You guys - turn on your tv!!

Armageddon is on tv right now!

It just started 15 minutes ago.
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Lol

Proof in the trol sentence

"We are extremely concerned/worried about an ocean impact"


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It is not a mile wide, thankfully, and it is not traveling at 30,000mph. We estimate it is near 10,000 mph.

It will enter at an angle, reducing kinetic energy.

We do not believe it will destroy the planet, but we do believe it will cause a SEVERE problem with a "WINTER" in the Northern Hemisphere that could last 1.5 years.

Food, rationing is a major concern.

The impact will also incinerate 70 square miles instantly. If it hits the oceans, we expect a tsunami of 45 feet will hit New York City. We expect it will be twice the size of the one that hit Japan in 2011.

If it does not strike, it means we were successful in deflecting it.
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This is 18 months. Where have I heard that number before?
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Oh yeah, might have to self isolate and quarantine for 18 months.
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Tool.

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see you soon on April 3
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You are a class A moron.
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Thank you astro.
There are laws against this now. To go on the net telling lies, impersonating an official, spreading fear and lies is a serious crime. It can be reported, this is far from the first time of pulling this on glp and who knows where. It is not funny, it is not legal, it is not right.
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This is why we come to GLP...non stop entertainment from fake shill posts.

But the 1% that's true is pure GOLD, i.e. COVID months before the other sites had it.

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So is Covid-19 just a cover story, even in China? Can I stop washing my hands so much...
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chuckle
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Trump has personally requested that it be steered "into San Francisco" or "D.C."

Many of us found those requests disturbing.
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You almost sounded legit until this. You're a disgusting troll.
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Thank you astro.
There are laws against this now. To go on the net telling lies, impersonating an official, spreading fear and lies is a serious crime. It can be reported, this is far from the first time of pulling this on glp and who knows where. It is not funny, it is not legal, it is not right.
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have you read the disclaimer page for glp?

"Not all posts on this website are intended as truthful or factual assertion by their authors. Some users of this website are participating in internet role playing, with or without the use of an avatar. NO post on this website should be considered factual information on face value alone. Users are encouraged to USE DISCERNMENT"

you can read it all here:

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Thank you astro.
There are laws against this now. To go on the net telling lies, impersonating an official, spreading fear and lies is a serious crime. It can be reported, this is far from the first time of pulling this on glp and who knows where. It is not funny, it is not legal, it is not right.
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have you read the disclaimer page for glp?

"Not all posts on this website are intended as truthful or factual assertion by their authors. Some users of this website are participating in internet role playing, with or without the use of an avatar. NO post on this website should be considered factual information on face value alone. Users are encouraged to USE DISCERNMENT"

you can read it all here:

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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Thanks for correcting him.

Power-tripping nazis like him hate freedom and free speech.
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Astro it's the best :)
 Quoting: Cale-Tucker


He is.

Now let's delete this thread.

NASA has ordered me to ask this be deleted and to claim this was just an April Fool's joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77050010


chuckle

HAHA I bet it wont be deleted. lol





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