I'm a NASA scientist, and Trump's Space Force has failed to deflect a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.

Ok..

Whens it hit..

Where does it hit.

where do I need to move to survive the catyclism?

Prove you work for nasa. Don't say for us to just trust you, prove it. Show ID, a pic of you at work, anything. If the asteroid is gonna hit, what difference would proving yourself make? You'd be dead anyway.

Well?

Impact is projected to be 3:45 AM GMT APRIL 2.

Atlanta, Georgia area is our best estimate but could vary by a few hundred miles, and will be more accurate in the final hours before impact.

We are extremely concerned about an ocean impact.

I can arrange that. ID with a hand written note, date. I'll need to scan it and prepare it.

Does it hit tomorrow? Will I be able to get off work early? I would like to work in my garden.

what is the estimated fallout?

April Fools!

Take a pic with your phone or use any number of basic document scanning apps. Nothing has to be prepped. I could photograph or scan my ID now and have a pic up in seconds.

Everybody has a phone on then at almost all times, so come on now.

just take a pic with a phone

I'm hopeful and looking forward to seeing this proof... cue the Jeopardy theme song.

You trying to be serious ?

right..your mom is calling..your pbj is ready. I suggest you go eat it

Post on imgr

Dude, you failed in like ten seconds. Asked to provide proof same as anyone and instead of the first reply being "here's proof", you pussy out.

NASA is full of shit and so are you.

I can't wait to witness your failed prediction

Awesome.

Bout time we had some REAL doom.

Might aswell post documents confirming trajectory aswell.
Are you a small Indian kid that looks like a young Gollum?

Last Edited by MKChicknDad on 03/28/2020 09:42 PM

Atlanta is what they have been saying for awhile.

One day, somebody will post some actual proof and we'll all lose our shit 😂

Aha!So impact is GMT 0345
Therefore,my Dear Watson,Georgia goes byebye on APRIL FOOLS DAY!

NICE TRY LOSER!

By this info, the current location of this asteroid should be calculable ..

Asteroids are minor planets. What's the size of the one coming please? Thank you in advance.

That's the morning of April 2nd...

Some will, others will shill the thread to death. I will say this, back in Oct or so an ac posted adamantly about saving all meds you could and not to throw away old stuff because of what was coming.

Fair enough. Maybe some do know what they're talking about :)

“ Trump’s space force”

So orangeman really screwed up again
Buh bye Dr Okun