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I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.

 
KermitC
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03/29/2020 01:07 PM
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I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.
There is all kinds of filthy stuff inside and out on a garbage can. I got trash and filth all over me and rarely was my hands...why bother?
Yet, me and all the other garbage collectors are not sick from corona horseshit. The only time we get sick is from drinking too much Corona beer!
So, the best way to protect yourself from the deadly virus is to join us. Jobs are open. Pays well. But a lot of heavy lifting if you can handle it. Garbagemen Rule. WE TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:08 PM
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There is all kinds of filthy stuff inside and out on a garbage can. I got trash and filth all over me and rarely was my hands...why bother?
Yet, me and all the other garbage collectors are not sick from corona horseshit. The only time we get sick is from drinking too much Corona beer!
So, the best way to protect yourself from the deadly virus is to join us. Jobs are open. Pays well. But a lot of heavy lifting if you can handle it. Garbagemen Rule. WE TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
 Quoting: KermitC 78548932


Ladd, you drive a tow truck.

Shut the fuck up.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:10 PM
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Re: I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.
I'm looking for the person who picks up Pelosi poo.
TGus

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03/29/2020 01:11 PM
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Well, you have a guaranteed job, then.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:12 PM
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Re: I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.
I'm looking for the person who picks up Pelosi poo.
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I thought that old bitch was dead?
anonymous coward
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03/29/2020 01:13 PM
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What about the dead bodies the Mob gives you?
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:18 PM
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In England it’s a respected job. Always was. Half decent money from day one, loads of work if you want it
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:25 PM
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Re: I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.
I'm also a trash man. We are about the only ones working in my little town.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:26 PM
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Re: I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.
There is all kinds of filthy stuff inside and out on a garbage can. I got trash and filth all over me and rarely was my hands...why bother?
Yet, me and all the other garbage collectors are not sick from corona horseshit. The only time we get sick is from drinking too much Corona beer!
So, the best way to protect yourself from the deadly virus is to join us. Jobs are open. Pays well. But a lot of heavy lifting if you can handle it. Garbagemen Rule. WE TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
 Quoting: KermitC 78548932


Ladd, you drive a tow truck.

Shut the fuck up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76311647


LOL!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/29/2020 01:30 PM
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Re: I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.
I'm also a trash man. We are about the only ones working in my little town.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48343229


Hey brudder trashcanman.
We got good immune systems. Ain't non of us sick.
Them quarrentined fools peeping out the window look down on us....but we out in the sunlight and fresh air and are Working.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:38 PM
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Re: I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.
I'm also a trash man. We are about the only ones working in my little town.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48343229


Hey brudder trashcanman.
We got good immune systems. Ain't non of us sick.
Them quarrentined fools peeping out the window look down on us....but we out in the sunlight and fresh air and are Working.
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Thank you man !

I, for one, appreciate the members of your profession, and the fact that you have proven George Carlin's point about the immune system.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:40 PM
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I hear you have great benefits. Such as, all you can eat.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:43 PM
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Re: I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.
my brother is also a garbage collector, essential government job

MAKE TRASH GREAT AGAIN
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 01:43 PM
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Re: I am a Garbage collector...I pick up the trash.
There is all kinds of filthy stuff inside and out on a garbage can. I got trash and filth all over me and rarely was my hands...why bother?
Yet, me and all the other garbage collectors are not sick from corona horseshit. The only time we get sick is from drinking too much Corona beer!
So, the best way to protect yourself from the deadly virus is to join us. Jobs are open. Pays well. But a lot of heavy lifting if you can handle it. Garbagemen Rule. WE TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
 Quoting: KermitC 78548932


Ladd, you drive a tow truck.

Shut the fuck up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76311647


Don't look down on him. It's one of the most important jobs in civilized society. Without him and others like him, the plague would be a few short months away.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/29/2020 02:13 PM
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Hey, dumb scared bunny rabbits.
If the trashcanman dont got no fuckin virus........
THERE4 AIN'T NO FUCKIN VIRUS!
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2020 02:17 PM
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