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It is getting surreal--trip to grocery store

 
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I saw a guy in a WELDING MASK.

HAHAHAHAH

full face shield.
 Quoting: Rufus Juice


I don't know how you could see in an actual welding helmet.

But....

:coronastore:
 Quoting: Fluffy Pancakes


if its an auto dimmer or blinker hood the base shade is only like a 2, so you can see just fine. if its a static shade 10 or higher, yeah you cant see.
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I got a self serve coffee at the local gas chain today and they had the original plastic on the sleeve of cups and lids behind the counter. They girl working had to put on gloves and hold the plastic part while i pulled my cup from the sleeved stack and then went and dispensed my coffee into the cup, returned to the girl to get my lid ....the same way...and then we both walked over to the cash register on our respective sides of the counter where she proceeded to take off the gloves and take my cash directly from my hand!, and then she gave me back the change!...hahahaha WTF? Beam me up boys this shit is just getting started!

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I couldn't care less if somebody chooses to wear a mask of a pair of gloves. I get mad when hypocrites give me dirty looks because I'm not achieving perfect adherence with their constantly changing nonsense.
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How would you like the costume I described?
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One person at a time in the store is coming in a few days.

I called that weeks ago.
 Quoting: BFD




Doesn't matter. Most the products in the stores are or will be contaminated in short order. You all can take turns exposing yourselves.
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My local gas station had pvc pipe and saran wrap to block cashier and customer lol. Pay through the bottom opening like movie theatre pfft while everyone walk around touching everything else. The boogie man invisible virus is going to change a lot of things we once took for granted!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75390352


I am so tempted to fashion a costume for my next visit.

I don't have a paper plate, alas! Or a sheep ear hat.

I would use my pink cleaning gloves for protection, of course!


What a stir that would make. Me, the always smiling and happy, always looking hot (well almost always ;) ) local. People know me here, In a good way.

That would blow their minds so much!

I'd be arrested.
 Quoting: sseess


Just wear a tinfoil hat.
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A fugly 16 yrs old girl cashed me out at farmers and I about slapped her.
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And these stupid idiots do not realize that if someone has it in the store, 6 feet does not matter. It is in the air. What is next for these high IQ managers and ceos? An 8 foot radius?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75483269


the point of this is to get people to bow to the most arbitrary and asinine rules.

dont touch my own face?

piss off. its MY face, and ill touch it all i please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75757777


It's beyond absurd!
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i saw a guy with food wrap around his head yesterday. you know the clear stuff you cover food with, he had poked 2 holes into it for nostrils.

i dont think he understood how this virus works. at least he tried.
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A fugly 16 yrs old girl cashed me out at farmers and I about slapped her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78120509


She was coughing.lol
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Went to Lowes hardware today, about half the people were wearing masks and/or gloves. It was fairly busy. Everyone had no problem giving proper personal space. Only self checkout inside, one guy behind a plastic shield at the out door checkout, wiping down CC reader after every transaction. People are getting the idea. It was sad to see that the over 70 crowd seems to be unaware of the need to protect themselves.
 Quoting: - Carbon Bound +


Yeah, that's "normal"and good?

Thank you, Comrade!
 Quoting: sseess



It wouldn't be normal if a deadly viral pandemic were not sweeping across the globe. With the current outbreak of Covid, it is normal to care about trying to not infect those around you.

Considering the situation I would say it is good. Better then alot more people getting very sick or dying and destroying our health care system when disease transmission can easily be minimized, if not completely prevented.
 Quoting: - Carbon Bound +


Please get out of here with your "Global Pandemic"bullshit!
 Quoting: sseess


Yeah, OK, must be my imagination.



Last Edited by -Carbon Bound+ on 04/01/2020 08:41 PM
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Re: It is getting surreal--trip to grocery store
Not only that. I would fashion plastic rebar is it called?

Plastic probes sticking out from my body 6 feet.

I suppose I would really need a hazmat suit to pull it off!
 Quoting: sseess



that's actually a good idea.

a central mast along your back
about 10 ft high,
and 6 ft lightway plastic tubes
connected to a belt
and suspended by a string from the mast

that way they hang freely to ensure the 6ft
distance but you can push them around
to fit through the entrance.

.
 Quoting: TRUMPENSTEIN


I love it!
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I honestly expect to be arrested for public disturbance thought crime for yelling

The Emperor has no clothes

I didn't actually yell but I cannot hide my my disbelief.
 Quoting: sseess


You're witnessing the dynamics of Group Think, Sheeple-type behavior, Orwellian-1984-conformity and Idiocracy.

Some of that is understandable. But a good portion of it isn't, however.

After all, Sars-Cov-2 is full of ambiguities, contradictions, Greta-Thunberg "how dare you!" leftism and tricky, cunning Spygate-Wuhangate bullshitting.
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Re: It is getting surreal--trip to grocery store
I got a self serve coffee at the local gas chain today and they had the original plastic on the sleeve of cups and lids behind the counter. They girl working had to put on gloves and hold the plastic part while i pulled my cup from the sleeved stack and then went and dispensed my coffee into the cup, returned to the girl to get my lid ....the same way...and then we both walked over to the cash register on our respective sides of the counter where she proceeded to take off the gloves and take my cash directly from my hand!, and then she gave me back the change!...hahahaha WTF? Beam me up boys this shit is just getting started!
 Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket


it's all just theatrics. wash your hands, 6 feet apart - its about getting people used to obeying arbitrary authority.

and the PPE is just about dehumanising people so they resemble fearful cattle.
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I haven't been out grocery shopping since last week and they were busy wiping down the checkout counters. I wonder when this thing will be over and things go back to normal. I am getting sick of this nonsense. Anyone tried to do online banking or get a hold of their bank. What a pain in the ass and they reduced bank branch hours, staff and are even slow dealing with technical issues on their website. Easy online banking my ass!

Everything now is inconvenient and I worry now if I will find toilet paper in the stores when I need it. I am sick of this stupid hoarding and the god damn shortages! Enough already! Way more people have died of the fucking flu then this so called corona virus. I seriously doubt we will have 80,000 or what ever ridiculous scare number that libtards come up with in order to justify bringing in tyranny and a shut down of our world economy in some pathetic attempt to get rid of Trump. Why does the whole world have to suffer and pay a heavy economic price because globalist libtards want to get rid of Trump so they release some weak assed bioweapon and scaremonger up a phony pandemic. grumpy2

Dave in this video pretty much calls out the libtard bullshit on the corona virus.


A Deep Dive into the Coronavirus Crisis
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I honestly expect to be arrested for public disturbance thought crime for yelling

The Emperor has no clothes

I didn't actually yell but I cannot hide my my disbelief.
 Quoting: sseess



BATSHIT CRAZY!

The power of the media and the box to hypnotize and brainwash people...

I can't yell "the emperor has no clothes" here in NY because these people will come out swingin' fists

just like they did after 9-11 if you dared question anything about the official narrative

a few normies actually note the incongruity of Trump standing at a podium surrounded by people closer than 6 feet and none of them are wearing masks or gloves... but they only see it because they're Trump-hating Democrats...

if it was Hillary up there they wouldn't say a peep

and if you try to go a little deeper, their brain shuts down

I'm walking around in some surreal netherworld


Did I die? Am I in some hellish limbo?
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Went to Lowes hardware today, about half the people were wearing masks and/or gloves. It was fairly busy. Everyone had no problem giving proper personal space. Only self checkout inside, one guy behind a plastic shield at the out door checkout, wiping down CC reader after every transaction. People are getting the idea. It was sad to see that the over 70 crowd seems to be unaware of the need to protect themselves.
 Quoting: - Carbon Bound +


Yeah, that's "normal"and good?

Thank you, Comrade!
 Quoting: sseess


yeah it's sad to see that the over 70 crowd has made peace with death and come to terms with it. or it's sad to see people think that cowering in fear behind masks and gloves is the preferable way life should be - totally paranoid, suspicious, lifeless, joyless, hostile, pretending to be concerned about life while killing the parts of it that matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75757777


WoW, your a first class prick. You confuse fear with caution. You should make peace with death before it strikes you like lightning out of the blue my friend.
 Quoting: - Carbon Bound +


OMG who are you and why are you here on my thread?
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Re: It is getting surreal--trip to grocery store
Every day it gets worse.

Today, signs everywhere about the 6 foot rule!

The employees are wearing neon green signs on their backs that say

Remember the 6 ft rule!

You think this is normal?
 Quoting: sseess


I feel for everyone and keep my distance, bit at the same time I am an energy beam of love flowing through the aisles.
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Yeah, that's "normal"and good?

Thank you, Comrade!
 Quoting: sseess


yeah it's sad to see that the over 70 crowd has made peace with death and come to terms with it. or it's sad to see people think that cowering in fear behind masks and gloves is the preferable way life should be - totally paranoid, suspicious, lifeless, joyless, hostile, pretending to be concerned about life while killing the parts of it that matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75757777


WoW, your a first class prick. You confuse fear with caution. You should make peace with death before it strikes you like lightning out of the blue my friend.
 Quoting: - Carbon Bound +


OMG who are you and why are you here on my thread?
 Quoting: sseess


Cause I like to take shits in toilet bowls?
Time is fleeting.
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Yeah, that's "normal"and good?

Thank you, Comrade!
 Quoting: sseess


yeah it's sad to see that the over 70 crowd has made peace with death and come to terms with it. or it's sad to see people think that cowering in fear behind masks and gloves is the preferable way life should be - totally paranoid, suspicious, lifeless, joyless, hostile, pretending to be concerned about life while killing the parts of it that matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75757777


WoW, your a first class prick. You confuse fear with caution. You should make peace with death before it strikes you like lightning out of the blue my friend.
 Quoting: - Carbon Bound +


OMG who are you and why are you here on my thread?
 Quoting: sseess


Its "Our" thread my dear.

Last Edited by -Carbon Bound+ on 04/01/2020 08:44 PM
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Yeah. Lots of meat but little TP?

Lol, where is it at?
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Re: It is getting surreal--trip to grocery store
One person at a time in the store is coming in a few days.

I called that weeks ago.
 Quoting: BFD


Wrong again tard. The national guard will be rationing food. You'll be in line with the other slaves to receive your slop.
 Quoting: tfgio


and when that time comes, as someone who is fully stocked with plenty of food to spare, i will be in those lines larping as someone in need.

ill take the free food as long as i can get it.

youre gonna turn your nose up at weeks worth of free food?

if i get home and its low quality, ill freeze and save it for if times get lean. if its passable quality, it gets eaten first.

desperate times, maybe, but lets be fucking smart out there.

plus, people will notice whos in the bread lines and who isnt. the people handing out the food have families to feed too.
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the cashier at Safeway had to wipe down the entire conveyor belt. after each customer
 Quoting: Dogfood™


I told her she better wipe down extra hard after me!

Must have scared the shit out of her!
 Quoting: sseess


rockon
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Re: It is getting surreal--trip to grocery store
Every day it gets worse.

Today, signs everywhere about the 6 foot rule!

The employees are wearing neon green signs on their backs that say

Remember the 6 ft rule!

You think this is normal?
 Quoting: sseess


I feel for everyone and keep my distance, bit at the same time I am an energy beam of love flowing through the aisles.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78051634


i beam that love right in their face to face. to hell with this fear factory.

cheers to you for beamin that love out there.
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Re: It is getting surreal--trip to grocery store
Every day it gets worse.

Today, signs everywhere about the 6 foot rule!

The employees are wearing neon green signs on their backs that say

Remember the 6 ft rule!

You think this is normal?
 Quoting: sseess


Whether it's normal or not, it is necessary. What people do not seem to understand is about 18% of those who are infected are asymptomatic. They do not have symptoms and will not develop them later, but they are contagious. Then there are the pre-symptomatic, who have not yet developed symptoms, but are contagious approximately 3 days before becoming ill. It's a sneaky virus, and you should treat everyone as if they have it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76489528


Necessary?

Bullshit!

That's why they've closed down all the National Forests?

Of course they are doing their part to stop any illegal spreaders.

YOU are an Idiot or worse.
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Re: It is getting surreal--trip to grocery store
I saw a guy in a WELDING MASK.

HAHAHAHAH

full face shield.
 Quoting: Rufus Juice


I don't know how you could see in an actual welding helmet.

But....

:coronastore:
 Quoting: Fluffy Pancakes


Hi fluffy

funny sad
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I was just at my grocery store and NOBODY cares about the stupid 6' rule. Same with my local Wal-Mart.
 Quoting: Copperhead


I went today, and although it wasn't busy, store employees stood talking together in small groups in the check out area. I had to thread my way in between them to leave the store.

At least this time there was a sweet girl at the entrance who was wiping the cart handles with a bleach rag.... but I wonder what goes on in there when we're not looking. All the produce looked like it was dying on the shelves. I bought some bananas and a large box of salad mix.
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the cashier at Safeway had to wipe down the entire conveyor belt. after each customer
 Quoting: Dogfood™


I told her she better wipe down extra hard after me!

Must have scared the shit out of her!
 Quoting: sseess


rockon
 Quoting: Dogfood™


That's it, I'm going to Safeway next time.
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I was just at my grocery store and NOBODY cares about the stupid 6' rule. Same with my local Wal-Mart.
 Quoting: Copperhead


I went today, and although it wasn't busy, store employees stood talking together in small groups in the check out area. I had to thread my way in between them to leave the store.

At least this time there was a sweet girl at the entrance who was wiping the cart handles with a bleach rag.... but I wonder what goes on in there when we're not looking. All the produce looked like it was dying on the shelves. I bought some bananas and a large box of salad mix.
 Quoting: Windsage


bananas and a large box of salad mix

epiclol

nice
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One person at a time in the store is coming in a few days.

I called that weeks ago.
 Quoting: BFD


A lot of stores do a one out one in policy. Not my supermarket, but the Home Depot does.
MJJW
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Hi people, how goes it?
 Quoting: zzcat


Not bad..witnessing the biggest BS in the history of the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72299469


Every day it gets worse.

Today, signs everywhere about the 6 foot rule!

The employees are wearing neon green signs on their backs that say

Remember the 6 ft rule!

You think this is normal?
 Quoting: sseess


I feel for everyone and keep my distance, bit at the same time I am an energy beam of love flowing through the aisles.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78051634


i beam that love right in their face to face. to hell with this fear factory.

cheers to you for beamin that love out there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75757777


And good for you darling!blwkss





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