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My wife has gotten into making bread

 
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My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
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Why the tears though?
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
lies

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?


Last Edited by Abi ~ on 04/02/2020 10:13 PM
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Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


I guess she is finally getting it. I have been making bread for years. It's best to be wet than too dry. At least she can add more flour. Tell her, she is the staple that will feed the family. Keep everyone alive.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Why the tears though?
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She was not having good luck with her project, and was exasperated, not sad.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
lies

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

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We've been home 2 weeks now. How about you?
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
THAT'S SO SWEET hf
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


I guess she is finally getting it. I have been making bread for years. It's best to be wet than too dry. At least she can add more flour. Tell her, she is the staple that will feed the family. Keep everyone alive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78720119


Maybe I made a mistake trying to come to the rescue, she's fine now. Watching tv, and she's showing me horse pictures on her phone.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
No knead bread

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That is so sweet and yummy I wish I had fresh baked bread!!!! Hug her, you're lucky!!!!


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Worthy of time.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
lies

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

 Quoting: Abi ~


We've been home 2 weeks now. How about you?
 Quoting: Crabapple


I don't stay home
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Why the tears though?
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She was not having good luck with her project, and was exasperated, not sad.
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Nobody's a master baker from the start, it comes with time. Even I can actually make bread come out like I want it to now that I've been doing it a couple years. rockon
Regardless good for her, any woman that will make bread for you is a keeper. hf
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Thank you
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
:lies:

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

 Quoting: Abi ~

What a low IQ, self important cunt.

Are those sammichs ready yet?

How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now?
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


I guess she is finally getting it. I have been making bread for years. It's best to be wet than too dry. At least she can add more flour. Tell her, she is the staple that will feed the family. Keep everyone alive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78720119


Maybe I made a mistake trying to come to the rescue, she's fine now. Watching tv, and she's showing me horse pictures on her phone.
 Quoting: Crabapple


I think it was great trying to help her. I don't always get new recipes great. She just has to keep trying. Also bread flour for bread is best. Helps greatly.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Did she use her own yeast?
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
let me guess.. she's 35 and not that good a cook. ?
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Love this thread. Even in the midst of the chaos, people are reconnecting with the people and things that matter most.

I've been baking bread as well. Trying to get some nutritious food into our two young adult daughters who are back home temporarily with us. Nurturing some seedlings along and spending time in the garden. Meanwhile, the girls are working with my husband every day, and he is loving it.

I took this week off, but will be back at work on Monday. I'm not looking forward to it. I could get used to living like this, if only it wasn't in the midst of a crisis.
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so the beatings worked ?
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Love this thread. Even in the midst of the chaos, people are reconnecting with the people and things that matter most.

I've been baking bread as well. Trying to get some nutritious food into our two young adult daughters who are back home temporarily with us. Nurturing some seedlings along and spending time in the garden. Meanwhile, the girls are working with my husband every day, and he is loving it.

I took this week off, but will be back at work on Monday. I'm not looking forward to it. I could get used to living like this, if only it wasn't in the midst of a crisis.
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Good luck with the seedlings, stay safe out there.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
i always have problems with yeast.i even made starter.still seems to take forever to rise and real bread flower is hard to come by at walmart.its all self rising or bleached.
occasionally we get non self rising non bleached.
the bubbles are always too small and the bread ends up gummy.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
lies

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

 Quoting: Abi ~

What a low IQ, self important cunt.

Are those sammichs ready yet?

How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78277754


Let me guess...
you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town...

And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass


Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy

kingpin1
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
True love. :luvmakes:
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I gotta figure out how to make some English muffins
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Fresh baked bread...YUM! Maybe I'll have to get out the old cookbook and bake up some also.

bump
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
We are going to do the same soon. Bread making was part of the plan--but we had about ten loafs in the freezer to get us by. :) Almost gone.
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Crazy multiple posts-sorry. This is the only place that happens--my mouse must love it here.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I couldn't find yeast at the store the last time I shopped, so right now I'm trying to make a bread starter from wild yeast.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
:lies:

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

 Quoting: Abi ~

What a low IQ, self important cunt.

Are those sammichs ready yet?

How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78277754


Let me guess...
you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town...

And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass


Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy

:kingpin1:
 Quoting: Abi ~

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

lmao

And no, I'm not married to some useless feckless twat like yourself, I actually have a productive and intelligent wife.

chuckle





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