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My wife has gotten into making bread

 
Daniel Higdon

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04/02/2020 10:56 PM
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I couldn't find yeast at the store the last time I shopped, so right now I'm trying to make a bread starter from wild yeast.
 Quoting: Jon Titor ™


I'm doing the same although I did manage to stock up on yeast before it became hard to find. My mom was complaining about not being able to find yeast where she lives so I told her she should make her own sourdough starter. I decided it was a good time for me to do so as well.
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04/02/2020 10:57 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just bought a lb of yeast.. well it's not arrived yet. I'll be trying my hand st this myself. I live alone.. in mostly a neighborhood of old people.

Plan on giving out loafs if it comes to it.. and for my bro and his family.

If I find it to come with ease. Been reading about making your own yeast. May or may order big ass bags of wheat berries and a grinder
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04/02/2020 10:59 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Why the tears though?
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She was not having good luck with her project, and was exasperated, not sad.
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IF you were a good husband you would have bought her a bread making machine ... just dump in the raw ingredients turn it on and come back later to a perfectly baked loaf of bread ... LOVE mine ...
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Making bread can be therapeutic, or really frustrating. I just made some yesterday and complained the whole time over the texture. The bread turned out fine. I'm sure hers will be too. :)

You're a sweet man for trying to help her. Sounds like you're both lucky to have each other.

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Thread: Stay Home.. bake bread and soup recipes here.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


That's is great. I love it when my wife makes bread. It smells so good in the house. The bread is amazing. It's called Beer Bread. She rarely makes it since it is not good for our wastelines, but she is a gem.
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04/02/2020 11:01 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I couldn't find yeast at the store the last time I shopped, so right now I'm trying to make a bread starter from wild yeast.
 Quoting: Jon Titor ™


I'm doing the same although I did manage to stock up on yeast before it became hard to find. My mom was complaining about not being able to find yeast where she lives so I told her she should make her own sourdough starter. I decided it was a good time for me to do so as well.
 Quoting: Daniel Higdon


I do have baking powder as a substitute, but would much rather have real bread. I started the yeast culture from a home grown lemon rind, so if it works, it will be an interesting experience.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just bought a lb of yeast.. well it's not arrived yet. I'll be trying my hand st this myself. I live alone.. in mostly a neighborhood of old people.

Plan on giving out loafs if it comes to it.. and for my bro and his family.

If I find it to come with ease. Been reading about making your own yeast. May or may order big ass bags of wheat berries and a grinder
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78107171


Great idea! We have a friend who makes the best sourdough bread and she gives us a loaf every so often. One of the best gifts ever.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
lies

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

 Quoting: Abi ~

What a low IQ, self important cunt.

Are those sammichs ready yet?

How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78277754


Let me guess...
you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town...

And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass


Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy

kingpin1
 Quoting: Abi ~

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

lmao

And no, I'm not married to some useless feckless twat like yourself, I actually have a productive and intelligent wife.

chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78277754


Little boy, you hurt me not...seriously...LOL I feel sorry for your wife. The fact that you talk the way you do about and to women tells me all I need to know..

Sorry your penis is so tiny...I hope you treat your wife like a queen because little dick men always have something to prove and are generally assholes. So, you may not be so lucky in finding another woman as good as her.


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ETA..OP I will not derail your thread anymore with this loser...sorry I even went there...

Last Edited by Abi ~ on 04/02/2020 11:03 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
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Nice blog post.
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04/02/2020 11:02 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
:lies:

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

 Quoting: Abi ~


chuckle laugh lol rofl 1rof1 lmao lolsign
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


Kudos to your wife! I have made different types of yeast breads off and on for years - from scratch, not a machine - she will get the hang of it! It can be a daunting task when just beginning, but after awhile it gets to be a lot of fun because the results are yummy! Tell her to hang in there! It will get much easier, especially after this first try!

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
lies

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

 Quoting: Abi ~


chuckle laugh lol rofl 1rof1 lmao lolsign
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78723046


See^^^this poster gets it...

hugs
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Nothing better than a fresh loaf infused with garlic and baked in a dutch oven.
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04/02/2020 11:04 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I gotta figure out how to make some English muffins
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I'm having one now - with peanut butter and peach jam. Honestly it's so delicious!
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For her next project.

Might I suggest, field-stripping an AK-47, clearing a jammed she'll casing, and reassembly, blind-folded.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


yakstirstupthrd

the OP is a freaking simp with no balls

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just bought a lb of yeast.. well it's not arrived yet. I'll be trying my hand st this myself. I live alone.. in mostly a neighborhood of old people.

Plan on giving out loafs if it comes to it.. and for my bro and his family.

If I find it to come with ease. Been reading about making your own yeast. May or may order big ass bags of wheat berries and a grinder
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78107171


You could make a sourdough starter before you run out. It just keeps producing as long as you take care of it.
Redneck hussy
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04/02/2020 11:13 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
My husband who can barely boil water told me he would like to bake bread!
I laid everything out for him, turned on my favorite video for super simple bread making that he could follow, and he successfully made a delicious loaf of bread! Wow!
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04/02/2020 11:19 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
My husband who can barely boil water told me he would like to bake bread!
I laid everything out for him, turned on my favorite video for super simple bread making that he could follow, and he successfully made a delicious loaf of bread! Wow!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78424353


Wow! That is really nice. My husband has never shown any interest in cooking, but maybe one day...

So many men cook in Louisiana where we live, but I'm actually glad my husband never got into to it. My waistline could not handle it!
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Made some sourdough bread yesterday, about to put another loaf in the oven.

Using the “Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day” recipe, store dough in fridge, delicious.

Just water, yeast, flour and salt..

Letting it sit and develop adds a nice rich flavor.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just bought a lb of yeast.. well it's not arrived yet. I'll be trying my hand st this myself. I live alone.. in mostly a neighborhood of old people.

Plan on giving out loafs if it comes to it.. and for my bro and his family.

If I find it to come with ease. Been reading about making your own yeast. May or may order big ass bags of wheat berries and a grinder
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78107171


You could make a sourdough starter before you run out. It just keeps producing as long as you take care of it.
 Quoting: Redneck hussy


I'll look into that. Thanks for the idea.. I'm sure I'll look like op'ies wife at first, but uglier.. and wet dough dripping off my cat.
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04/02/2020 11:25 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
:lies:

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

 Quoting: Abi ~


epiclol
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That sounds gay
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Go buy your bread from the store, just as good.

UBERFAG
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Made some sourdough bread yesterday, about to put another loaf in the oven.

Using the “Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day” recipe, store dough in fridge, delicious.

Just water, yeast, flour and salt..

Letting it sit and develop adds a nice rich flavor.
 Quoting: stillhere


I may have to get the book. Sounds interesting.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
My husband who can barely boil water told me he would like to bake bread!
I laid everything out for him, turned on my favorite video for super simple bread making that he could follow, and he successfully made a delicious loaf of bread! Wow!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78424353


Wow! That is really nice. My husband has never shown any interest in cooking, but maybe one day...

So many men cook in Louisiana where we live, but I'm actually glad my husband never got into to it. My waistline could not handle it!
 Quoting: Daniel Higdon


I'm from Kenna bra... I used to hate cooking. As I got older I've found it to be satisfying. I'd make maw-maw proud these days
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Uh.............where did she get the yeast? Asking for a friend.
<<<<<< That damn Canadian flag. I live in the Midwest..........WTF?
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04/02/2020 11:29 PM

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Go buy your bread from the store, just as good.

UBERFAG
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You'd have better luck getting TP these days.
<<<<<< That damn Canadian flag. I live in the Midwest..........WTF?
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
“Good wine and cheese is worth the money,
but good bread is worth the time”





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