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My wife has gotten into making bread

 
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04/03/2020 12:48 AM

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
All of us six daughters learned breadmaking from Mama and our Grammie. We werent poor, we just didnt have money, so on Saturdays,Mama made a loaf for each day, and with the last of it, laid out a thick piece and put butter, cinnamon, raisens, brown sugar and walnuts if available, and rolled it into a pan for raisen bread and then repeated the basic idea with a thinner peice which was sliced in wheels, like biscuits and topped with brown sugar an sprinkled later with powdered sugar for sunday morning cinnamon rolls.
If she didnt have yeast(no big supermarkets and groceries came up through Chicago, Wiscosin and 150 miles east to us.) in winter,she made Irish soda bread with raisens, and biscuits with cheese baked in for our lunch-pails.
Whenever I think she or grammie are watching over us a faint smell of bread cooking warms my heart and tells me its so. And whenever we've had to sell a home and move, that loaf of bread in the oven helps alot, LOL.
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04/03/2020 12:50 AM

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
is she a millennial expecting a badge for achievement billions of humans had for most of their life for thousands years without even a fucking mixer?

she is just a worthless idiot who cried because she just realized it.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
proof most american men will starve from this downturn.
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04/03/2020 02:49 AM

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Agent Kitty and your wife should have a bread making competition.
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I used a bread machine

lol

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04/03/2020 02:54 AM

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
If some of you are having trouble finding yeast,
you could try Australian damper.

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That recipe uses self-rising flour. Baking powder, I guess.
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yes, you can taste the baking powder. Heres a more palatable recipe.

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but to really get that Aussie outback flavor it needs a 1-inch black carbon crust from being cooked in the ashes under your campfire.

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
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Ill make her yeast rise if you cant.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Made some sourdough bread yesterday, about to put another loaf in the oven.

Using the “Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day” recipe, store dough in fridge, delicious.

Just water, yeast, flour and salt..

Letting it sit and develop adds a nice rich flavor.
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I may have to get the book. Sounds interesting.
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There is a bunch of free stuff on line from them and others. Very simple recipe and directions.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


Yes but is she a good cocker
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04/03/2020 03:58 AM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
You still can buy bread.
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04/03/2020 04:05 AM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
So tell us about the hot make up sex

Was there any????
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04/03/2020 04:12 AM

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Noice, may you and your wife share a long and happy life together. May the tears add to the savour. Nothing wrong with crying in a time of confusion.
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04/03/2020 05:16 AM

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The irony of this whole Corona Virus thing is that I finally have all the time in the World to be creative and cook and every time I go to the shops they are completely out of Flour!
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04/03/2020 05:18 AM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
That's good, man.
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04/03/2020 06:58 AM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Made some sourdough bread yesterday, about to put another loaf in the oven.

Using the “Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day” recipe, store dough in fridge, delicious.

Just water, yeast, flour and salt..

Letting it sit and develop adds a nice rich flavor.
 Quoting: stillhere


I may have to get the book. Sounds interesting.
 Quoting: Daniel Higdon


There is a bunch of free stuff on line from them and others. Very simple recipe and directions.
 Quoting: stillhere


Thanks! hf
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


yeah but she still might be bangin the pool boy.
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shhhgif
 Quoting: LittleMe


positive

and there's a "bun in the oven"
 Quoting: Red John


OH-dear
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04/03/2020 08:23 AM

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
That's the best bread by far.





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