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Daniel Higdon User ID: 69657566 United States 04/02/2020 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I couldn't find yeast at the store the last time I shopped, so right now I'm trying to make a bread starter from wild yeast. Quoting: Jon Titor ™ I'm doing the same although I did manage to stock up on yeast before it became hard to find. My mom was complaining about not being able to find yeast where she lives so I told her she should make her own sourdough starter. I decided it was a good time for me to do so as well. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78107171 04/02/2020 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just bought a lb of yeast.. well it's not arrived yet. I'll be trying my hand st this myself. I live alone.. in mostly a neighborhood of old people. Plan on giving out loafs if it comes to it.. and for my bro and his family. If I find it to come with ease. Been reading about making your own yeast. May or may order big ass bags of wheat berries and a grinder |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76972080 United States 04/02/2020 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Making bread can be therapeutic, or really frustrating. I just made some yesterday and complained the whole time over the texture. The bread turned out fine. I'm sure hers will be too. :) You're a sweet man for trying to help her. Sounds like you're both lucky to have each other. :send: |
Ursabruin User ID: 73504899 United States 04/02/2020 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: Stay Home.. bake bread and soup recipes here. ___ _Kindnesstard___________________ "The love of knowledge is a kind of madness" C.S.Lewis ____________ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67511492 United States 04/02/2020 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple That's is great. I love it when my wife makes bread. It smells so good in the house. The bread is amazing. It's called Beer Bread. She rarely makes it since it is not good for our wastelines, but she is a gem. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69667897 United States 04/02/2020 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I couldn't find yeast at the store the last time I shopped, so right now I'm trying to make a bread starter from wild yeast. Quoting: Jon Titor ™ I'm doing the same although I did manage to stock up on yeast before it became hard to find. My mom was complaining about not being able to find yeast where she lives so I told her she should make her own sourdough starter. I decided it was a good time for me to do so as well. I do have baking powder as a substitute, but would much rather have real bread. I started the yeast culture from a home grown lemon rind, so if it works, it will be an interesting experience. |
Daniel Higdon User ID: 69657566 United States 04/02/2020 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just bought a lb of yeast.. well it's not arrived yet. I'll be trying my hand st this myself. I live alone.. in mostly a neighborhood of old people. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78107171 Plan on giving out loafs if it comes to it.. and for my bro and his family. If I find it to come with ease. Been reading about making your own yeast. May or may order big ass bags of wheat berries and a grinder Great idea! We have a friend who makes the best sourdough bread and she gives us a loaf every so often. One of the best gifts ever. |
Abi ~ User ID: 76171602 United States 04/02/2020 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? What a low IQ, self important cunt. Are those sammichs ready yet? How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now? Let me guess... you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town... And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy Truth hurts, doesn't it? And no, I'm not married to some useless feckless twat like yourself, I actually have a productive and intelligent wife. Little boy, you hurt me not...seriously...LOL I feel sorry for your wife. The fact that you talk the way you do about and to women tells me all I need to know.. Sorry your penis is so tiny...I hope you treat your wife like a queen because little dick men always have something to prove and are generally assholes. So, you may not be so lucky in finding another woman as good as her. ETA..OP I will not derail your thread anymore with this loser...sorry I even went there... Last Edited by Abi ~ on 04/02/2020 11:03 PM You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77850331 Canada 04/02/2020 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple Nice blog post. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78723046 United States 04/02/2020 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :lies: Quoting: Abi ~ She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78357329 United States 04/02/2020 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple Kudos to your wife! I have made different types of yeast breads off and on for years - from scratch, not a machine - she will get the hang of it! It can be a daunting task when just beginning, but after awhile it gets to be a lot of fun because the results are yummy! Tell her to hang in there! It will get much easier, especially after this first try! |
Abi ~ User ID: 76171602 United States 04/02/2020 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? See^^^this poster gets it... You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78725633 Philippines 04/02/2020 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple the OP is a freaking simp with no balls |
Redneck hussy User ID: 77864301 United States 04/02/2020 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just bought a lb of yeast.. well it's not arrived yet. I'll be trying my hand st this myself. I live alone.. in mostly a neighborhood of old people. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78107171 Plan on giving out loafs if it comes to it.. and for my bro and his family. If I find it to come with ease. Been reading about making your own yeast. May or may order big ass bags of wheat berries and a grinder You could make a sourdough starter before you run out. It just keeps producing as long as you take care of it. Redneck hussy |
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Daniel Higdon User ID: 69657566 United States 04/02/2020 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband who can barely boil water told me he would like to bake bread! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78424353 I laid everything out for him, turned on my favorite video for super simple bread making that he could follow, and he successfully made a delicious loaf of bread! Wow! Wow! That is really nice. My husband has never shown any interest in cooking, but maybe one day... So many men cook in Louisiana where we live, but I'm actually glad my husband never got into to it. My waistline could not handle it! |
stillhere User ID: 72031485 United States 04/02/2020 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Using the “Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day” recipe, store dough in fridge, delicious. Just water, yeast, flour and salt.. Letting it sit and develop adds a nice rich flavor. "You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.” Michael Levy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77100796 United States 04/02/2020 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just bought a lb of yeast.. well it's not arrived yet. I'll be trying my hand st this myself. I live alone.. in mostly a neighborhood of old people. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78107171 Plan on giving out loafs if it comes to it.. and for my bro and his family. If I find it to come with ease. Been reading about making your own yeast. May or may order big ass bags of wheat berries and a grinder You could make a sourdough starter before you run out. It just keeps producing as long as you take care of it. I'll look into that. Thanks for the idea.. I'm sure I'll look like op'ies wife at first, but uglier.. and wet dough dripping off my cat. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77830542 United States 04/02/2020 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :lies: Quoting: Abi ~ She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? |
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Daniel Higdon User ID: 69657566 United States 04/02/2020 11:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Made some sourdough bread yesterday, about to put another loaf in the oven. Quoting: stillhere Using the “Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day” recipe, store dough in fridge, delicious. Just water, yeast, flour and salt.. Letting it sit and develop adds a nice rich flavor. I may have to get the book. Sounds interesting. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77100796 United States 04/02/2020 11:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband who can barely boil water told me he would like to bake bread! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78424353 I laid everything out for him, turned on my favorite video for super simple bread making that he could follow, and he successfully made a delicious loaf of bread! Wow! Wow! That is really nice. My husband has never shown any interest in cooking, but maybe one day... So many men cook in Louisiana where we live, but I'm actually glad my husband never got into to it. My waistline could not handle it! I'm from Kenna bra... I used to hate cooking. As I got older I've found it to be satisfying. I'd make maw-maw proud these days |
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