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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73389307 United States 04/02/2020 11:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :lies: Quoting: Abi ~ She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? What a low IQ, self important cunt. Are those sammichs ready yet? How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now? Let me guess... you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town... And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy :kingpin1: Truth hurts, doesn't it? And no, I'm not married to some useless feckless twat like yourself, I actually have a productive and intelligent wife. Male to female trans doesn’t count You are gay. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78277754 United States 04/02/2020 11:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78277754 What a low IQ, self important cunt. Are those sammichs ready yet? How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now? Let me guess... you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town... And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy :kingpin1: Truth hurts, doesn't it? And no, I'm not married to some useless feckless twat like yourself, I actually have a productive and intelligent wife. Little boy, you hurt me not...seriously...LOL I feel sorry for your wife. The fact that you talk the way you do about and to women tells me all I need to know.. Sorry your penis is so tiny...I hope you treat your wife like a queen because little dick men always have something to prove and are generally assholes. So, you may not be so lucky in finding another woman as good as her. :thisbig: ETA..OP I will not derail your thread anymore with this loser...sorry I even went there... If you weren't hurt, then why couldn't you keep yer big yap shut? But relax, there's a fix for your situation. Deal with your asshole and maybe you stop being sucha huge one. Thread: How I cured my hemorrhoid in one easy step. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78720730 Australia 04/02/2020 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If some of you are having trouble finding yeast, you could try Australian damper. [link to www.food.com (secure)] |
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LittleMe I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 72726155 United States 04/03/2020 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My boys made a delicious pizza from scratch yesterday... they really did a good job. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69667897 United States 04/03/2020 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If some of you are having trouble finding yeast, Quoting: Tealeaves you could try Australian damper. [link to www.food.com (secure)] That recipe uses self-rising flour. Baking powder, I guess. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65126451 United States 04/03/2020 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple That's beautiful. That is LOVE. I bake bread for people who don't LOVE me... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77976648 New Zealand 04/03/2020 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple yeah but she still might be bangin the pool boy. |
LittleMe I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 72726155 United States 04/03/2020 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple yeah but she still might be bangin the pool boy. |
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Red John User ID: 54015215 Canada 04/03/2020 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple yeah but she still might be bangin the pool boy. and there's a "bun in the oven" :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
The Lone Ranger NZ User ID: 78661736 New Zealand 04/03/2020 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple The Lone Ranger “Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back.” Harvey MacKay. |