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satan is trying to prevent the two witnesses from coming together

 
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The Two Witnesses are already together. The Old Testament, and the New Testament, the two witnesses of Christ. The Old Testament spake of the Saviour to come, and the New Testament speaks of the Saviour who has come.

John 5:39  Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

Revelation 19:15  And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

There is a reason it is a two edged sword. The Old Testament and the New Testament must be used together.
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Yes, God is a Old Testament God, always has been. Jesus the New, the go between. Only sacrament available at Church these day’s is Penance. Repent or burn. Freewill.
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The games will be fun in the days ahead
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The games will be fun in the days ahead
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Jesus is God He has His people in the Palm of His Hand until He is done with us individually. Cool stuff.
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if she is a gemini then I know who she is. she is waiting patiently. but she wants it bad,
and when the time comes, she is gonna get nailed so hard!
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Rofl I'm not gonna even comment on this.
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im serious
if she's a young gemini woman with freckles then I know who she is
I communicate with spirits so I know some things about what you speak of.
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Oh. Here we go again.... more false doctrine.

The two witnesses are killed in the street in Jerusalem by the Antichrist (Satan himself).

So tell me, how is Satan going to kill a book for the whole world to see? Moreover, how is a book going to come back to life after laying in the street for 3 1/2 days? Hmmm? When the 2 witnesses rise from the street, probably in full view of world with news and social media coverage, the whole world will tremble in fear. For those that have been deceived will know that they were indeed sent by the Lord and have power over Death. At the time, the 7th Trump will commence.

The two witnesses are very much 2 people. They are the 2 that will help lead the 7,000 very Elect that will prophesy against against the Antichrist during the Great Apostasy. This is how the man of sin is revealed for what he is. A usurper pretending to be Christ disguised as an angel of light which Paul clearly describes.

Don't mislead people. God does not like it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78360655


See, here's an example of a fucking plague of the book, which the religious add to and take away from. Fantasy and imagination.

Revelation 22:18-19 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

You'll be compelled to believe the lie.

2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Billions believe in a religion, but as said.

Habakkuk 1:5 Behold ye among the heathen, and regard, and wonder marvelously: for I will work a work in your days which ye will not believe, though it be told you.
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Are you drunk? Who will actually take you serious?

Go get a cup of coffee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78360655


Few will. For people like you, these things will be foolishness.

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
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Looks like we got ourselves a One-Verse-Charlie here.

Absolutely no context. And you don't understand what that verse actually pertains to.

In other words, you do not have eyes to see or ears to hear. You are spouting filth mingles with cherry-picked versus.

You are actually trying to twist the meaning of the Word very much like Satan did when tempting Christ.

Do you think God is happy with that? Maybe you ought to chill before you do yourself more damage. You are writing a check you can't cash.
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God knows no one wants them to make love though
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You had her cats executed and I can't get an erection.
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Dumb fucks, look at the shadow, and thinking it is the light, taking the very image of things.

Hebrews 10:1 For the law having a shadow of good things to come, and not the very image of the things, can never with those sacrifices which they offered year by year continually make the comers thereunto perfect.

Not quite getting that whole MYSTERY OF GOD thing, these religious types.


Acts 17:22-25 Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious. For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, To The Unknown God. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things;


Don't worry, i'm just using you to make a point, to those that don't speak and instead care to listen.

You go back to your temple and churches, made with men's hands, and within, go and put your hands together to pray within it. Ignorantly.
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Everyone on this website is an agent or a ti straight up facts
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Dumb fucks, look at the shadow, and thinking it is the light, taking the very image of things.

Hebrews 10:1 For the law having a shadow of good things to come, and not the very image of the things, can never with those sacrifices which they offered year by year continually make the comers thereunto perfect.

Not quite getting that whole MYSTERY OF GOD thing, these religious types.


Acts 17:22-25 Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious. For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, To The Unknown God. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things;


Don't worry, i'm just using you to make a point, to those that don't speak and instead care to listen.

You go back to your temple and churches, made with men's hands, and within, go and put your hands together to pray within it. Ignorantly.
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Okay. I know the type. Got your number there, bud.

Again. You are full of it. Have a nice trip, pal.
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Merry Xmas. You've rejected present, so God will reject you. Enjoy your extra life.
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You have the authority to speak for God?
Oh wait, he can't speak, so you just made that up, right?

You proclaim to be higher than your "God".
What does that mean, you zombie Kryst filth?
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Re: satan is trying to prevent the two witnesses from coming together
Dumb fucks, look at the shadow, and thinking it is the light, taking the very image of things.

Hebrews 10:1 For the law having a shadow of good things to come, and not the very image of the things, can never with those sacrifices which they offered year by year continually make the comers thereunto perfect.

Not quite getting that whole MYSTERY OF GOD thing, these religious types.


Acts 17:22-25 Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious. For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, To The Unknown God. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things;


Don't worry, i'm just using you to make a point, to those that don't speak and instead care to listen.

You go back to your temple and churches, made with men's hands, and within, go and put your hands together to pray within it. Ignorantly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78691748


Okay. I know the type. Got your number there, bud.

Again. You are full of it. Have a nice trip, pal.
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Sure, Jan.
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This website is hilarious rofl
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Dumb fucks, look at the shadow, and thinking it is the light, taking the very image of things.

Hebrews 10:1 For the law having a shadow of good things to come, and not the very image of the things, can never with those sacrifices which they offered year by year continually make the comers thereunto perfect.

Not quite getting that whole MYSTERY OF GOD thing, these religious types.


Acts 17:22-25 Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious. For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, To The Unknown God. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things;


Don't worry, i'm just using you to make a point, to those that don't speak and instead care to listen.

You go back to your temple and churches, made with men's hands, and within, go and put your hands together to pray within it. Ignorantly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78691748


Religious type, hmmm..... why are you quoting scripture?

You are somehow going to lead everyone to God? You have all the answers, eh?

Oh! We are so thankful your are here. We would have never figured anything out for ourselves.

Look everyone, UK Jesus is here!!!! He's come to enlighten us on dumb we are and that we don't know how to read scripture.

Oh thank you! thank you! thank you!
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This website is hilarious rofl
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maybe your the one who is preventing them from making love?

or maybe they are just practicing social distancing
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Merry Xmas. You've rejected present, so God will reject you. Enjoy your extra life.
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You have the authority to speak for God?
Oh wait, he can't speak, so you just made that up, right?

You proclaim to be higher than your "God".
What does that mean, you zombie Kryst filth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78753683


Ahh, that religious good news, I loves it, I craves it.
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This website is hilarious rofl
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maybe your the one who is preventing them from making love?

or maybe they are just practicing social distancing
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What idiot is practicing social distancing 5a
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This website is hilarious rofl
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maybe your the one who is preventing them from making love?

or maybe they are just practicing social distancing
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Be careful. You are digging a hole, buddy.
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Dumb fucks, look at the shadow, and thinking it is the light, taking the very image of things.

Hebrews 10:1 For the law having a shadow of good things to come, and not the very image of the things, can never with those sacrifices which they offered year by year continually make the comers thereunto perfect.

Not quite getting that whole MYSTERY OF GOD thing, these religious types.


Acts 17:22-25 Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious. For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, To The Unknown God. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things;


Don't worry, i'm just using you to make a point, to those that don't speak and instead care to listen.

You go back to your temple and churches, made with men's hands, and within, go and put your hands together to pray within it. Ignorantly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78691748


Religious type, hmmm..... why are you quoting scripture?

You are somehow going to lead everyone to God? You have all the answers, eh?

Oh! We are so thankful your are here. We would have never figured anything out for ourselves.

Look everyone, UK Jesus is here!!!! He's come to enlighten us on dumb we are and that we don't know how to read scripture.

Oh thank you! thank you! thank you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78360655



Oh so now the religious own scripture now?

Jeremiah 7:11 Is this house, which is called by my name, become a den of robbers in your eyes? Behold, even I have seen it, saith the Lord.

There's a reason you have been called thieves.
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This website is hilarious rofl
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maybe your the one who is preventing them from making love?

or maybe they are just practicing social distancing
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Be careful. You are digging a hole, buddy.
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he's canadian that's all that needs to be said.
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This website is hilarious rofl
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maybe your the one who is preventing them from making love?

or maybe they are just practicing social distancing
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What idiot is practicing social distancing 5a
 Quoting: ~Natalie~


so it is you then who is holding back?

im glad we cleared that up

so why are you holding back & preventing this mop & bucket clean up from happening?
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This website is hilarious rofl
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maybe your the one who is preventing them from making love?

or maybe they are just practicing social distancing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78753675


Be careful. You are digging a hole, buddy.
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he's canadian that's all that needs to be said.
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so you hate canadians?

alright then
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Merry Xmas. You've rejected present, so God will reject you. Enjoy your extra life.
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You have the authority to speak for God?
Oh wait, he can't speak, so you just made that up, right?

You proclaim to be higher than your "God".
What does that mean, you zombie Kryst filth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78753683


Ahh, that religious good news, I loves it, I craves it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78691748

Keep your Corona Present Religion to yourself.
All religion for that matter.

I don't want to be locked up in a cage, as a result of not wanting to comply to your God, Lord of the Inflated Ego Collective of Selfchosen Lobotomized Zombie Phucks.
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Reading these posts it feels like I've been transported back to the 1st century. Disagreements then and nothing has changed.

Btw

There is a reason the op has nataLIE at the end of their name.
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maybe your the one who is preventing them from making love?

or maybe they are just practicing social distancing
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Be careful. You are digging a hole, buddy.
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he's canadian that's all that needs to be said.
 Quoting: ~Natalie~


so you hate canadians?

alright then
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popcorn
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Reading these posts it feels like I've been transported back to the 1st century. Disagreements then and nothing has changed.

Btw

There is a reason the op has nataLIE at the end of their name.
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Ahahahahahahhaahahaa
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I'm gonna try my best not to be triggered in the days ahead God knows you assholes thrive on it Idol1
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I'm gonna try my best not to be triggered in the days ahead God knows you assholes thrive on it Idol1
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im not an asshole
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The Two Witnesses are already together. The Old Testament, and the New Testament, the two witnesses of Christ. The Old Testament spake of the Saviour to come, and the New Testament speaks of the Saviour who has come.

John 5:39  Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

Revelation 19:15  And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

There is a reason it is a two edged sword. The Old Testament and the New Testament must be used together.
 Quoting: *SDRAmerica*


.

Best Analogy I've seen put forth.

One could also say that the Christian Nations of Europe along with the USA are the Nations that have/did Take the Word around the World, Hence the Two Witnesses.

The Republic of The United States is A Jubilee Nation of Fifty States for A Reason and Was Founded on Judaeo/Christian Principals By God's Will.

bike

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I'm gonna try my best not to be triggered in the days ahead God knows you assholes thrive on it Idol1
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im not an asshole
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Sorry





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