So George Noorys pillow brother is now making towels.

And jock straps.

He should start making the worlds most comfortable bra

He tried but the sewed on mustaches turned women off.

The man who is better than you two is making face masks for healthcare workers.

Unlike you two who do nothing but complain about their betters.

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Your slander has triggered a Noory fanatic.

Sham-WOW!?

Towels are a cuck curse.

You cannot "invent" a towel.

“Giza dream sheets” LMAO!!! A guy in Cairo named Ahmed masturbates on a sheet and sends it to George Noory’s MyPillow plant in Minnesota.

So he’s a — pardon the phrase — “towel head”? (Like how Jimmy Buffet fans are “Parrot heads”).

You can with alien tech. The Noory family has inside info.

This.

His pillow business tanked after the virus hit and he switched to masks to stay afloat. He said it himself.

I am waiting for the news to come out about a bailout loan.

Giza is where all the old geezers live. Hence the name.

The Shamwow/slapchop guys first name is Offer. You can't make this stuff up.

Yep. Ofer Shlomi. Israeli. Surprise, surprise.

“Vince” hahahahaha! Trying to pass for Italian.

The towelheads he is buying his sheets from gave him the idea for towels.

residing in Miami even . in a condo .

"Invent" is a strong word.

I knew he would!