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Wondering Mind User ID: 73265267 United States 05/16/2020 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The worst I have seen came from unsterile catheterization and cleaning of the area around it. The male patient was in his early 30's already had bad staph infections of the buttocks which required butt flaps to drain it and heels as well. He was paralzied from the neck down due to an auto accident that threw him through the windshield. The head of it was eaten away and the shaft split into, he was taken for castration and a supra pubic catheter. It was the worst thing you could have ever imagined and it was something the patient was very hostile about, even suicidal about it, he was hoping to go back home to his finacee. The most precious things are the simple things in life, always present in the simplest of minds. |
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Pink Floyd Forever User ID: 77974975 United Kingdom 06/23/2020 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whilst in China, an American is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his dick covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the USA, we know very little about it.” The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up.” The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.” The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!” The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option.” The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his cock and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.” The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My local doctor wants to cut off my penis!” The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid Western docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way.... No need amputate!” “Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims. “Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “Wait two week... Fall off by itself!” a.k.a: BadMoonRising |