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To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/10/2020 11:06 AM
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I have a 25 pound box of roofing nails.

Get used to buying tires asswipe.

I'm the neighbor you don't want to piss off.

Ask your buddy across the street about the bag of potatoes someone shoved up the exhaust pipe of his piece of shit truck.

Trash like you should live in a trailer park.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


Keep it up asshole and I will come over and dump a bag of quikcrete in the clean-out trap to your sewer line.
 Quoting: GoyFawkes 75665034


thats pretty specific.. almost like maybe you have done it before?
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04/10/2020 11:08 AM
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I have a 25 pound box of roofing nails.

Get used to buying tires asswipe.

I'm the neighbor you don't want to piss off.

Ask your buddy across the street about the bag of potatoes someone shoved up the exhaust pipe of his piece of shit truck.

Trash like you should live in a trailer park.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


Buy a truck and install one of those train horns.
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04/10/2020 11:11 AM

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I have a 25 pound box of roofing nails.

Get used to buying tires asswipe.

I'm the neighbor you don't want to piss off.

Ask your buddy across the street about the bag of potatoes someone shoved up the exhaust pipe of his piece of shit truck.

Trash like you should live in a trailer park.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


Buy a truck and install one of those train horns.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Yeah. A big diesel dually, so you can roll smoke, and play Hank Williams Jr. music really loud on the stereo.chuckle
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04/10/2020 11:13 AM
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
why don’t you just go over there with some coronas and ask him to please not do that when you’re sleeping
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Best suggestion yet. By far.

Happy green karma to you.
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But in the current current year some Guinnesses might be a better choice.
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04/10/2020 11:14 AM
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5:15AM is too early? Get your bitch ass up out bed. You should have been up already. Lazy fuck.
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04/10/2020 11:16 AM
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Harley's are oil leaking rattle trap junk. They used to be American made with American parts but not anymore.

If you buy one make sure to put a pan under it or it will stain your driveway with all of the oil it leaks.
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04/10/2020 11:16 AM
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Harley Drivers = Scum that needs to Berlin cleansed
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04/10/2020 11:20 AM
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I know the Hardley guys are really missing playing dress up and role playing.

But the asshole just started it. Revved the hell out of it for 2 minutes, then shut it off.

What a fucking idiot.

I have some pieces of iron I may seed his lawn with also.

Then at least he'll have something else to do, like fixing his lawn mower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


Be very careful OP. If he is a Biker then he has a shit ton of bad ass buddies who may take your little pranks on his bike/property the very wrong way. By the way you NEVER EVER mess with a man’s ride. Be a man go over and discuss the situation with him.
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04/10/2020 11:22 AM
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Harley's are oil leaking rattle trap junk. They used to be American made with American parts but not anymore.

If you buy one make sure to put a pan under it or it will stain your driveway with all of the oil it leaks.
 Quoting: Optoisolator


They are still made in America
“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.”
"Hello, I need a replacement filter for a Hoover Max Extract 60 Pressure Pro."
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04/10/2020 11:22 AM
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I have a 25 pound box of roofing nails.

Get used to buying tires asswipe.

I'm the neighbor you don't want to piss off.

Ask your buddy across the street about the bag of potatoes someone shoved up the exhaust pipe of his piece of shit truck.

Trash like you should live in a trailer park.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


Keep it up asshole and I will come over and dump a bag of quikcrete in the clean-out trap to your sewer line.
 Quoting: GoyFawkes 75665034


thats pretty specific.. almost like maybe you have done it before?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75736790


I have other methods for nosy motherfuckers.
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04/10/2020 11:25 AM
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New thread:

"I drive a Hardley, going across the street to beat the shit out of my neighbor"
 Quoting: First Born Son


You "ride" a Harley, not drive one
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You're just mad because you tried to click on it. In fact, you're probably still confused as to why you cannot click on it...


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04/10/2020 11:27 AM
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I know the Hardley guys are really missing playing dress up and role playing.

But the asshole just started it. Revved the hell out of it for 2 minutes, then shut it off.

What a fucking idiot.

I have some pieces of iron I may seed his lawn with also.

Then at least he'll have something else to do, like fixing his lawn mower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


Be very careful OP. If he is a Biker then he has a shit ton of bad ass buddies who may take your little pranks on his bike/property the very wrong way. By the way you NEVER EVER mess with a man’s ride. Be a man go over and discuss the situation with him.
 Quoting: redhed6971


I'm not saying OP should throw nails in the road, but he should not have to explain to his neighbor what's wrong about the situation. Any reasonable adult would already know that revving the engine to any vehicle with loud exhaust before sunrise is a big no-no. I would go further and say that loud exhaust on a vehicle at any time is unreasonable.
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04/10/2020 11:33 AM
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
Jesus bunch of babies!

Try living in the inner city gunshots, 99 MPH car races on 20 mph streets, zero cops and people will stop and rev their engines infront of your house at 3-4am for fun.

One little motorcycle and you make a post? Jesus If i posted every time I was "Disturbed" This place would be flooded.
Anonymous Coward
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04/10/2020 11:33 AM
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Men with little dicks have to compensate in some way, ya know?
They either drive giant pu trucks with shiny wheels or make lotsa noise... "look at me".... I need attention!
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04/10/2020 11:42 AM
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Harley's are oil leaking rattle trap junk. They used to be American made with American parts but not anymore.

If you buy one make sure to put a pan under it or it will stain your driveway with all of the oil it leaks.
 Quoting: Optoisolator


They are still made in America
 Quoting: redhed6971


with parts made overseas.

"assembled" in america
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04/10/2020 11:45 AM
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Men with little dicks have to compensate in some way, ya know?
They either drive giant pu trucks with shiny wheels or make lotsa noise... "look at me".... I need attention!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416747


Let me guess, you sport a man-bun and drive a Prius with a built-in tampon dispenser.
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04/10/2020 11:46 AM
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
Harley's are oil leaking rattle trap junk. They used to be American made with American parts but not anymore.

If you buy one make sure to put a pan under it or it will stain your driveway with all of the oil it leaks.
 Quoting: Optoisolator


They are still made in America
 Quoting: redhed6971


with parts made overseas.

"assembled" in america
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75736790


harley is not about bikes. it's about marketing an image to people and providing them an identity. it's about merchandising everything. the bikes are flashy, loud, with stereo systems, and aren't really about riding.

you won't see harleys carving twisties or popping wheelies or going off road in the mud like you will with a supersport bike, or an adventure tourer or ADV bike, or a dual sport, or suMo bike. you'll see them parked outside bars, tooling around town red light racing, and then parked back at home. that's it.
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
I know the Hardley guys are really missing playing dress up and role playing.

But the asshole just started it. Revved the hell out of it for 2 minutes, then shut it off.

What a fucking idiot.

I have some pieces of iron I may seed his lawn with also.

Then at least he'll have something else to do, like fixing his lawn mower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


Be very careful OP. If he is a Biker then he has a shit ton of bad ass buddies who may take your little pranks on his bike/property the very wrong way. By the way you NEVER EVER mess with a man’s ride. Be a man go over and discuss the situation with him.
 Quoting: redhed6971


He's purposely waking his neighbors up at an early hour with a machine that intentionally modified to do that with.

What's to talk about?

I have 1 1/2 quiet Harley and 3 quiet Hondas. I have fun with them all. My neighbors say they don't care about the noise. Still, I take the Harley in and out of the area at low idle and avoid using it in the off hours.

It's just a matter of being a decent person. I kind of like the loud Harley's, buzz bomb Civics, ghetto thumping speakers, etc. I see it as a warning that someone who doesn't care about anything and lacks proper upbringing is nearing my location.
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04/10/2020 11:52 AM
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
Make sure your house insurance is paid in full, and up to date.

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Off topic but I believe your sig is the only hope. The rest of us are not going to save it. Unless of course blacks startup at the same time and it's not a fight against each other.
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04/10/2020 11:56 AM
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It was probably Billy LooseButt and his Butt Buddies
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04/10/2020 11:56 AM
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
I have a 25 pound box of roofing nails.

Get used to buying tires asswipe.

I'm the neighbor you don't want to piss off.

Ask your buddy across the street about the bag of potatoes someone shoved up the exhaust pipe of his piece of shit truck.

Trash like you should live in a trailer park.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


OP you are just upset, because that Harley rider is banging your wife too. Now go back to sleep cuck!
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04/10/2020 11:57 AM
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GLP CLASSIC!

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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
I have a 25 pound box of roofing nails.

Get used to buying tires asswipe.

I'm the neighbor you don't want to piss off.

Ask your buddy across the street about the bag of potatoes someone shoved up the exhaust pipe of his piece of shit truck.

Trash like you should live in a trailer park.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


Please Bro .. Don't act like you have to wake up to drive to work!

Get your lazzy ass up anyways.

5 am you should be on those weights.
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04/10/2020 11:58 AM
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You wife started my hardley when you left for work this a.m. OP.

The she made me home fries with the taters you gave me.
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04/10/2020 12:00 PM
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
I have a 25 pound box of roofing nails.

Get used to buying tires asswipe.

I'm the neighbor you don't want to piss off.

Ask your buddy across the street about the bag of potatoes someone shoved up the exhaust pipe of his piece of shit truck.

Trash like you should live in a trailer park.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


You do realize you’re not entirely anonymous here. Your IP is logged. Your making a threatening post that could land you in jail! Wise up!
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
I have a 25 pound box of roofing nails.

Get used to buying tires asswipe.

I'm the neighbor you don't want to piss off.

Ask your buddy across the street about the bag of potatoes someone shoved up the exhaust pipe of his piece of shit truck.

Trash like you should live in a trailer park.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78768802


since when are trailer parks... trash? I have lived in 2 in my time.. and full of lovely people... trash is very rare.
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04/10/2020 12:03 PM
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You wife started my hardley when you left for work this a.m. OP.

The she made me home fries with the taters you gave me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78598144


Not very God minded is it?
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04/10/2020 12:03 PM
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
He owns a Harley.
If you escalate, He will only escalate.

Expect worse.
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04/10/2020 12:19 PM
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Re: To the ASSHOLE that Started His HARDLEY at 5:15 am
i fkn hate the jizzbags too. thats why i like 30F temps and rain, i know those assholes wont be out today, WOOT. Fkn noise terrorists is what they are.

when you can hear the assholes from 6-8 blocks, thats to fkn loud, and illegal. But for some reason, these fkers get a pass from the law.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76317450


I had a boyfriend who would pick me up on his hardley (is that a banned word I like the new one though) sometimes with a friend on another. It made such a commotion I was embarrassed. All the neighbors were so shocked! He said the reason you want it loud is so people don't run you over not knowing you are there.

I don't really miss that excitement!
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Does anyone know the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? And no, it's not that they both suck. Remember we're looking for the DIFFERENCE.



It IS


Drumroll please:


The location of the dirtbag.

Last Edited by Redneck hussy on 04/10/2020 12:40 PM
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