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IT'S HEEEEERE! LIFEKEY rolls out IMMUNITY BAND app that lets you travel in a POST-COVID LOCKDOWN world.

 
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IT'S HEEEEERE! LIFEKEY rolls out IMMUNITY BAND app that lets you travel in a POST-COVID LOCKDOWN world.
The COVID-19 Immunity Band
[link to wearlifekey.com (secure)]



Wow.. COVID IMMUNITY BANDS by LIFEKEY arrived FAST.
Like this was PLANNED.
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Just like those warehouses full of TSA body scanners ready to roll when 9/11 happened, this tech is likewise ready to roll out.
Very convenient.
No wonder they need that new 60ghz grid up so fast.
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On a serious note this is no bueno. I've said it before, I'll say it again. I am not going to "fair" too well in this "new normal". Just hearing that very word said everywhere and knowing that it's social conditioning/brain washing at work pisses me off. One of my work guys was walking around like a zombie saying shit like new normal and we are all one and stay home kinds of things and I lost my shit on him. I gave him a little lesson on nuero-linguistics, but to no avail. Anyway, I'm working on a time machine to go back to 99'. If you wanna come you better get here GLP. I'm DONE with 2020. They can keep any year past 01'.

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They started hiring software developers to roll out these apps years ago. Everything was already in place for coronahoax. They even pre-filed emergency bills for mandatory vaccinations in many American state legislatures before the hoax was activated.
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So, now that everyone has stayed home and used the internet and their smart TV's, They know patterns.
They know what you watch.
They know what you buy.
They know what you eat.
They know when you sleep.
Then know when you wake.
They know how you pay.


Notice in the link in the OP, the OLD people are "undesirable"?
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How fucking pathetic. So now they expect you to walk around with a band ( well soon the chip ) to show that you are immune gona disease that kills less than 1% of the people it infects.

Do we also get STD bands too and common flu bands ?
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On a serious note this is no bueno. I've said it before, I'll say it again. I am not going to "fair" too well in this "new normal". Just hearing that very word said everywhere and knowing that it's social conditioning/brain washing at work pisses me off. One of my work guys was walking around like a zombie saying shit like new normal and we are all one and stay home kinds of things and I lost my shit on him. I gave him a little lesson on nuero-linguistics, but to no avail. Anyway, I'm working on a time machine to go back to 99'. If you wanna come you better get here GLP. I'm DONE with 2020. They can keep any year past 01'.
 Quoting: Just Passing Through.....



NLP... NICE.

Just so you know, the restrictions on speech are also a part of this... Freedoms are slowly being snuffed out.
Like a burning candle, slowly dying under a big glass dome...
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How fucking pathetic. So now they expect you to walk around with a band ( well soon the chip ) to show that you are immune gona disease that kills less than 1% of the people it infects.

Do we also get STD bands too and common flu bands ?
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Don't worry. They have a cell phone app too!

You always have your phone with you.

In before "No, I don't have one" or "No, I have a flip phone"
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The COVID-19 Immunity Band
[link to wearlifekey.com (secure)]



Wow.. COVID IMMUNITY BANDS by LIFEKEY arrived FAST.
Like this was PLANNED.
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IT EAS PLANNED IT WAS PLANNED! Follow those thoughts because YESBit was planned it’s more liberal warfare! We have been at work since trump won!
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This seems neat, but also seems a bit much. It looks like an existing product where you'd wear it and it'd have your medical information in case you got involved in an accident?
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No.
Bad or missing keyboard. Press F1 to continue....
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They started hiring software developers to roll out these apps years ago. Everything was already in place for coronahoax. They even pre-filed emergency bills for mandatory vaccinations in many American state legislatures before the hoax was activated.
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You get it... Hence the warehouses full of scanners ready to roll basically on 9/12...

Go to this thread.
Open the video in a new link and LISTEN as you browse GLP.
Thread: I Think The Q Guys Should Listen to This

You won't regret it.
It is long, but it is worth it.
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No.
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It will come pre-installed on your next 5G phone. No way to turn it off.
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This seems neat, but also seems a bit much. It looks like an existing product where you'd wear it and it'd have your medical information in case you got involved in an accident?
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Old ideas just with new technology and applications.
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Nope.

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ohyeah

Thread: Corporate Covid-19 response videos are eerily similar. (Remember the Sinclair news sounding all alike?)
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On a serious note this is no bueno. I've said it before, I'll say it again. I am not going to "fair" too well in this "new normal". Just hearing that very word said everywhere and knowing that it's social conditioning/brain washing at work pisses me off. One of my work guys was walking around like a zombie saying shit like new normal and we are all one and stay home kinds of things and I lost my shit on him. I gave him a little lesson on nuero-linguistics, but to no avail. Anyway, I'm working on a time machine to go back to 99'. If you wanna come you better get here GLP. I'm DONE with 2020. They can keep any year past 01'.
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I'm in!
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No.

We need to spread this around and go on the social media assault
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Yeah well, us 'old' people made you new people, and after working bloody hard for decades, will now be ready to use our walking sticks as clubs if the situation arises.

NO to arm bands / vaccinations / forced testing / tatoos and any other tripe they throw our way.
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i remember the idiots in the early 2000's that got chipped in florida by a company called 'digital angel' i believe.

they were on some sort of phil donahue show saying how good it was.

they've been pushing this crap for a while.

sweden has 1000's who have 'chips' now to open doors and use them as FOB keys.

man people are dumb.

anyway..

how about know.
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The COVID-19 Immunity Band
[link to wearlifekey.com (secure)]



Wow.. COVID IMMUNITY BANDS by LIFEKEY arrived FAST.
Like this was PLANNED.
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Democratic Socialist Commie Communists Are Subhuman Filth Traitorous Parasites Of Humanity...

When the State tells you it's safe to go to Home Depot to buy a sponge but dangerous to go and buy a flower, it's not about your health.

When the State shuts down millions of private businesses but doesn’t lay off a single government employee, it's not about your health.

When the State bans dentists because its unsafe, but deems abortion visits are safe, it's not about your health.

When the State prevents you from buying cucumber seeds because it's dangerous, but allows in person lottery ticket sales, it's not about your health.

When the State tells you it's dangerous to go golf alone, fish alone or be in a motor boat alone, but the Governor can get his stage make up done, and hair done for 5 TV appearances a week, it's not about your health.

When the state puts you IN a jail cell for walking in a park with your child because it’s too dangerous, but let’s criminals OUT of jail cells for their health- It’s not about YOUR health!

When the state tells you it’s too dangerous to get treated by a doctor of chiropractic or physical therapy treatments yet deems a liquor store essential- It’s not about your health!

When the State lets you go to the grocery store or hardware store but is demanding mail-in voting, ITS NOT ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.

WAKE UP PEOPLE — If you think this is all about your health you’re mistaken! Please open your eyes! Stop being lead like blind sheep.
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The COVID-19 Immunity Band
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Wow.. COVID IMMUNITY BANDS by LIFEKEY arrived FAST.
Like this was PLANNED.
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Death to tyrants.

Try putting one of those on me or my family and i'll chop off your hands.

Both of them.
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Just lovely!
This Jackass would sell his mother on the corner for a buck. Here's a FB comment
"He's a former TV anchorman, marketing pro and full-time dad who calls the mountains of Wyoming home. He believes that success is directly attributed to work ethic, passion and a deep desire to disrupt the status quo."
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Only 3 categories?

Pending.

Restricted.

Cleared.

What about 'asymptomatic'?

What about 'had it but could still get it again'?

What about 'dead'?

What about GFY Lifekey?

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Wow.. COVID IMMUNITY BANDS by LIFEKEY arrived FAST.
Like this was PLANNED.
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Death to tyrants.

Try putting one of those on me or my family and i'll chop off your hands.

Both of them.
 Quoting: Beyond Perceptions



Good idea! The bands can have a small dose of a very lethal substance. Get out of line, and poof, you are done.

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Freedom's just another word...


I love you baby.
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Notice in the link in the OP, the OLD people are "undesirable"?
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Totally picked up on that!





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