You Leave A Restaurant In The City, You Walk Down The Wrong Alley Unarmed. You Are About To Get DICK HAMMERED. What do you do?

Goto suck it but bite it off.

Wear a chastity belt.

Start coughing violently?

Drop my wallet and run.

Oh nope nope nope, not falling for that one again AC.

I smashed my dick with a hammer like you said and it didn't get any longer OR wider...

Let me ask my old friend Mr. Colt.

Dark alleys are just asking for it, that’s a cliche.

I’m all for the 2nd amendment but I swear to God everyone I know who carries and talks about it has a dark fantasy like that.
NONE of them have ever had to even draw the weapon, much less use it.
Although one did commit suicide with it.

So, to each his own. Feel safe but try not to be dangerous to everyone else including yourself.

I was told in a defense class to stick fingers down my throat and vomit all over myself. The perps are almost always turned off by the smell and move along without getting the goods.

I can puke a good 5 feet ..maybe more

I'll puke on him, then shoot the fuck while he's grossing out

Walk over and act like I'm taking a piss and wait for them to come over and then punch them in the throat!

Holy shit!

I rewrite the script, and don't go down the wrong alley in the first place.

you have to be joking-
get a hand gun,get training USE IT when in fear for your life-literally -
and either get the helloutta there or explain to the cops whatever....use yer freekin head/imagination-OK ?
....yeah YOU won the arm wrestling contest etc etc got it ?
anyone unarmed suffering physical damages should sue the shitt out of whatever "legal" entity IS preventing the totally law abiding from a basic RIGHT.
make yourself puke ?
has the instructor tried that ?
why would that stop them ? the smell ?
sure as they laugh their arses off while raping you.

:laughingdean:

Yeh, but if they carry, they know it may never happen. Just best to have the insurance incase it does.

You go to your happy place.

There ya go.

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Try the happy Gilmore version, it is better.

I read or heard somewhere that a better tactic is to also (in addition to your wallet) carry a money clip with some folding money clearly visible in it. When ordered to surrender your money, show the money clip, toss it away from yourself, then run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Kick their legs out from under them and then rip their eyeballs out while berzerking!

pull out my strap and make it rain

lick your wallet and then offer it to them.


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