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Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth

 
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Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
No, it is still where it always was, just the other side of the flaming sword, or the beginning of time.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
were angels cast to Earth before or after Adam & Eve?
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
No, it is still where it always was, just the other side of the flaming sword, or the beginning of time.
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TIME IS DEFINED AS AN EVENT

WE ARE THAT EVENT

SPACE IS DEFINED AS

THE TRUTH

HOWEVER

PEOPLE DEFINE SPACE AS A TRUTH

WHICH DISTORTS TIME INTO A LIE

WHICH IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO EDGED SWORD

WHICH IS THE WORD

THAT IS JESUS CHRIST
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
were angels cast to Earth before or after Adam & Eve?
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They were cast here after man fell. The fallen body of man was hidden on this world for a time. But the dragon eventually located it.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
were angels cast to Earth before or after Adam & Eve?
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Before. Ancient history records the space wars and Satan's spaceships crashing to earth. Revelation 12 also records this.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
were angels cast to Earth before or after Adam & Eve?
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BEFORE

THAT'S WHY THERE WHERE TWO TREES IN THE GARDEN

THE TREE OF LIFE

THAT IS JESUS CHRIST

AND

THE TREE OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL

THAT IS SATAN

AND HIS DEMONS
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
No, it is still where it always was, just the other side of the flaming sword, or the beginning of time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


TIME IS DEFINED AS AN EVENT

WE ARE THAT EVENT

SPACE IS DEFINED AS

THE TRUTH

HOWEVER

PEOPLE DEFINE SPACE AS A TRUTH

WHICH DISTORTS TIME INTO A LIE

WHICH IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO EDGED SWORD

WHICH IS THE WORD

THAT IS JESUS CHRIST
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78856441


Time is defined by four rivers which split from the one that issues from the throne. These are the four foundations of all creation. They hold apart the great expanse.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
were angels cast to Earth before or after Adam & Eve?
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They were cast here after man fell. The fallen body of man was hidden on this world for a time. But the dragon eventually located it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


..but wasn't Adam made from the clay of the earth?
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
were angels cast to Earth before or after Adam & Eve?
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They were cast here after man fell. The fallen body of man was hidden on this world for a time. But the dragon eventually located it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


..but wasn't Adam made from the clay of the earth?
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I believe he had two forms, a higher and lower.

What happened to Jesus body when he was resurrected?
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
Why did god let man kill god?
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
No, it is still where it always was, just the other side of the flaming sword, or the beginning of time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


TIME IS DEFINED AS AN EVENT

WE ARE THAT EVENT

SPACE IS DEFINED AS

THE TRUTH

HOWEVER

PEOPLE DEFINE SPACE AS A TRUTH

WHICH DISTORTS TIME INTO A LIE

WHICH IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO EDGED SWORD

WHICH IS THE WORD

THAT IS JESUS CHRIST
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78856441


Time is defined by four rivers which split from the one that issues from the throne. These are the four foundations of all creation. They hold apart the great expanse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


HOW DO YOU DEFINE SPACE?
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
Why did god let man kill god?
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FREEWILL

GOD HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

WHAT YOU DO DEFINES WHO YOU ARE

THAT IS TIME

THAT IS THE EVENT
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
It was in a laboratory and surgery room.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
It was in a laboratory and surgery room.
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Don't be confused--I absolutely believe in God.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
were angels cast to Earth before or after Adam & Eve?
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They were cast here after man fell. The fallen body of man was hidden on this world for a time. But the dragon eventually located it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


..but wasn't Adam made from the clay of the earth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78832575


ADAM WAS MADE FROM THE DUST OF THE EARTH
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
No, it is still where it always was, just the other side of the flaming sword, or the beginning of time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


TIME IS DEFINED AS AN EVENT

WE ARE THAT EVENT

SPACE IS DEFINED AS

THE TRUTH

HOWEVER

PEOPLE DEFINE SPACE AS A TRUTH

WHICH DISTORTS TIME INTO A LIE

WHICH IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO EDGED SWORD

WHICH IS THE WORD

THAT IS JESUS CHRIST
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78856441


Time is defined by four rivers which split from the one that issues from the throne. These are the four foundations of all creation. They hold apart the great expanse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


HOW DO YOU DEFINE SPACE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78856441

a canvass that allows electromagnetic radiation to exist. What does the canvass consist of? Dont know that one.

Time is the drag of a higher energy down to the speed of light. The material realm is a byproduct of that. Like dragging a stick in a calm lake. We are the ripple.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
were angels cast to Earth before or after Adam & Eve?
 Quoting: Yew


They were cast here after man fell. The fallen body of man was hidden on this world for a time. But the dragon eventually located it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


..but wasn't Adam made from the clay of the earth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78832575


I believe he had two forms, a higher and lower.

What happened to Jesus body when he was resurrected?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


DEFINE FORM

the visible shape or configuration of something.

VISION IS ONE OF THE FIVE SENSES

THAT ARE CONTROLLED BY THE PRINCE AND POWER OF THE AIR

SATAN

BUT

IF

YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST

YOUR VISION IS RENEWED BY YOUR RENEWED MIND

THEN YOU CAN ENTER INTO THE GARDEN
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
I figured it was for angels and the bible is for angels, then man changed the whole thing.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
were angels cast to Earth before or after Adam & Eve?
 Quoting: Yew


They were cast here after man fell. The fallen body of man was hidden on this world for a time. But the dragon eventually located it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


..but wasn't Adam made from the clay of the earth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78832575


ADAM WAS MADE FROM THE DUST OF THE EARTH
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78856441


Physical body ,yes. Spiritual body, no. God knew each of us before we were born.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
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They were cast here after man fell. The fallen body of man was hidden on this world for a time. But the dragon eventually located it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


..but wasn't Adam made from the clay of the earth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78832575


I believe he had two forms, a higher and lower.

What happened to Jesus body when he was resurrected?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


DEFINE FORM

the visible shape or configuration of something.

VISION IS ONE OF THE FIVE SENSES

THAT ARE CONTROLLED BY THE PRINCE AND POWER OF THE AIR

SATAN

BUT

IF

YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST

YOUR VISION IS RENEWED BY YOUR RENEWED MIND

THEN YOU CAN ENTER INTO THE GARDEN
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78856441


hesright
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
What version?
Sumerian Garden Of Eden?
Or Hebrew Garden Of Eden?
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
No, it is still where it always was, just the other side of the flaming sword, or the beginning of time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


Wrong.

The garden of eden was earth before humans became corrupted and ruined it.
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TIME IS DEFINED AS AN EVENT

WE ARE THAT EVENT

SPACE IS DEFINED AS

THE TRUTH

HOWEVER

PEOPLE DEFINE SPACE AS A TRUTH

WHICH DISTORTS TIME INTO A LIE

WHICH IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TWO EDGED SWORD

WHICH IS THE WORD

THAT IS JESUS CHRIST
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78856441


Time is defined by four rivers which split from the one that issues from the throne. These are the four foundations of all creation. They hold apart the great expanse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


HOW DO YOU DEFINE SPACE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78856441

a canvass that allows electromagnetic radiation to exist. What does the canvass consist of? Dont know that one.

Time is the drag of a higher energy down to the speed of light. The material realm is a byproduct of that. Like dragging a stick in a calm lake. We are the ripple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


THAT IS HOW THE WORLD DEFINES SPACE

AND THE WORLD IS CORRUPTED

AND WILL PASS AWAY

ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION IS DEFINED

a kind of radiation including visible light, radio waves, gamma rays, and X-rays, in which electric and magnetic fields vary simultaneously.

NOTICE IT IS IN VISIBLE LIGHT

OR

CONTROLLED BY SATAN

TO ESCAPE THIS CONTROL

ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST



ENERGY IS DEFINED AS

power derived from the utilization of physical or chemical resources, especially to provide light and heat or to work machines.

THE LIGHT PRODUCED BY THIS MEANS

IS

SATAN COMES AS AN ANGEL OF LIGHT

MAN LIVES BY EVERY WORD OF GOD IN HEAVEN

WHICH IS JESUS CHRIST


DEFINE POWER

the capacity or ability to direct or influence the behavior of others or the course of events.

THIS IS HOW SATAN CONTROLS YOU

HOWEVER

IF

YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST

YOUR FREEWILL IS RESTORED

AND THROUGH JESUS CHRIST

YOU CONTROL THE EVENTS

THAT IS TIME

WITHIN THE SPACE PROVIDED BY JESUS CHRIST
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
What version?
Sumerian Garden Of Eden?
Or Hebrew Garden Of Eden?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55201025


GO ASK GOD IN HEAVEN

HE'LL TELL YOU

IT WILL BE

THE TRUTH

NOT WHAT SOME MAN DECIDES

NEVER BELIEVE IN ANY MAN

ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE WORD OF GOD
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
If you read the bible then you'd know that it describes exactly where the garden of Eden was.

You just want to make up your own spiritual beliefs while shitting on everyone else's, and believe your own lies and accept your own truth. You're just too cool to be humble and read the book from Jesus who made you and learn actual truth.
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They were cast here after man fell. The fallen body of man was hidden on this world for a time. But the dragon eventually located it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


..but wasn't Adam made from the clay of the earth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78832575


ADAM WAS MADE FROM THE DUST OF THE EARTH
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78856441


Physical body ,yes. Spiritual body, no. God knew each of us before we were born.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75136688


THE PHYSICAL BODY WAS MADE IN PERFECTION

AND DESIGNED TO LIVE FOREVER

ADAM AND EVE ACCEPTED THE LIE

THAT BROUGHT SIN AND DEATH

AND CAST THEM OUT OF THE GARDEN OF EDEN

ON THE EARTH

BY THE SACRIFICE OF JESUS CHRIST ON THE CROSS

WE CAN RETURN BACK TO THAT PERFECT PHYSICAL BODY

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ACCEPT IT
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
I’ve heard a theory I find interesting that it was on the planet that was destroyed with partial remnants in asteroid belt. Going to think about that lol
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
If you read the bible then you'd know that it describes exactly where the garden of Eden was.

You just want to make up your own spiritual beliefs while shitting on everyone else's, and believe your own lies and accept your own truth. You're just too cool to be humble and read the book from Jesus who made you and learn actual truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78427385


I know where it is.

If the garden of eden were on this world, then that means it would be destroyed along with this world.

But if you read Revelation, after the world and time has been destroyed, the tree of life ( which was in the middle of the garden) is still there.

So this is what baffles me about you simpletons who only believe what they taught you in sunday school.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
No, it is still where it always was, just the other side of the flaming sword, or the beginning of time.
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Yes it was and it sunk into the Mediterranean sea long ago.

what beginning of time.. there is none... and where is this flaming sword? GEt back into reality.
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Re: Garden Of Eden Never Was On Earth
It was another dimension, another reality





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