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George Carlin: Guide to Germs and Viruses.....DOOM BREAK!

 
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If Only People Listened To George Carlin WAR ON GERMS





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Perfect. George Carlin Common Sense

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Perfect. George Carlin Common Sense

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He had a lot of sense
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Facts!
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I'm pining it....ohyeah


I LOVE me some Carlin....hf


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I'm pining it....ohyeah


I LOVE me some Carlin....hf


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Thanks for the PIN!
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Appropriate for today.

Carlin always had a way of cutting through the bullshit.
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I wish he were Governor of Ohio.
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I wish he were Governor of Ohio.
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Yeah, you and me both. I'm in Cuyahoga Falls. There was a lot of people downtown Columbus today protesting. A lot more people than the first one. No social distancing this time and no masks, fucking DeWine.
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"Just a bunch of fucking pussies." Was George Carlin psychic?
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We could really use a guy like him right now, in a leadership position. God he cracks me up and hits to the bone at the same time

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"Just a bunch of fucking pussies." Was George Carlin psychic?
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George Carlin had COMMON SENSE before it became rare, that's why he packed auditoriums and people laughed and laughed.

If he were doing his same style of humor today, he'd be shunned and blackballed and sued, etc., etc.
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He knew what they were planning, what was coming down the pike.

he was definitely prying the doors open in people’s mind hoping to help.

Why else would he develop his shtick on germs and viruses?
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I wish he were Governor of Ohio.
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Yeah, you and me both. I'm in Cuyahoga Falls. There was a lot of people downtown Columbus today protesting. A lot more people than the first one. No social distancing this time and no masks, fucking DeWine.
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Middleburg. Cuyahoga Falls is gorgeous, too rich for me, though. Anyway, I haven't worn a mask, and I won't. I stay away from friends and relatives that I know are compromised. And I will only do social distancing if another human requests it, not because a government official mandates.
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Carlin's skull had trouble accommodating his massive brain.
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Thanks for posting this. Good skit.

I needed that laugh.
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oh thats so funny and true
neither here nor there.

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He was an asshole and he was never funny.
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This study is the first RCT of cloth masks, and the results caution against the use of cloth masks. This is an important finding to inform occupational health and safety. Moisture retention, reuse of cloth masks and poor filtration may result in increased risk of infection.
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Protective Facemask Impact on Human Thermoregulation: An Overview
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The Possible Role of Vitamin D in Suppressing Cytokine Storm and Associated Mortality in COVID-19 Patients


Stay home
stay safe
do not go out to the Sun
Vitamin D is bad
stay home
stay safe...
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All the lockdowns do , except of killing the economy that is, is killing us as well, by compromising our immune system, by social distancing, wearing masks, not going out to the sun...

Stay home
stay safe
practice social distancing
all together we can get sick
the second wave will be stronger now that we locked you down on your homes without vitamin D and the Sun and without socialising....
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and then...here, the solution and nice fat vaccine to make good as new, ready for to meet your creator...hahahahahahaha
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Current Directions in Stress and Human Immune Function


Stay home
Fear the Virus
Stay healthy
Get fired
Have no money
Stay healthy
Cut your salary
Stay healthy
we all together can win this
Stress and protect your health
Clap your hands for first responders
Wear masks
Die
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Psychological Stress and the Human Immune System: A Meta-Analytic Study of 30 Years of Inquiry


Stay home
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stay healthy
practice social distancing
we all together can win this
clap your hands for first responders
wear masks





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