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Blocked by the White House from testifying before Congress, Anthony Fauci said on Saturday that he would schedule a Zoom call with the entire country.

The esteemed virologist said that the Zoom call would be an opportunity for all three hundred and twenty-eight million Americans to ask him questions about the White House’s response to the pandemic. “It’ll be just like one of the task-force briefings, only I’ll actually be allowed to talk,” he said.

Fauci acknowledged that there could be logistical challenges to getting every person in the country on the same Zoom call.

“Our faces will probably look pretty small, and they may freeze if there’s not enough bandwidth,” he said. “You might want to tell your kids to get off Fortnite for fifteen minutes.”

He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.

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He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.
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He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.
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anyone smell backfire
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Blocked by the White House from testifying before Congress, Anthony Fauci said on Saturday that he would schedule a Zoom call with the entire country.

The esteemed virologist said that the Zoom call would be an opportunity for all three hundred and twenty-eight million Americans to ask him questions about the White House’s response to the pandemic. “It’ll be just like one of the task-force briefings, only I’ll actually be allowed to talk,” he said.

Fauci acknowledged that there could be logistical challenges to getting every person in the country on the same Zoom call.

“Our faces will probably look pretty small, and they may freeze if there’s not enough bandwidth,” he said. “You might want to tell your kids to get off Fortnite for fifteen minutes.”

He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.

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Well I'm not taking a zoom call. Whatever the hell that is. So I guess he's not going to be talking to the whole country. Just a few losers.
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Epic.

There will be hell to pay for the economic ruinations.

Think about it. Potential for a lot of lawsuits if it's determined that the country was slow to react - things ignored or purposely delayed.

A lot on the line here.
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Quite the arrogant little china sycophant isnt he
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I don't need to hear DR. jackass.

There are plenty of other such Professionals and current statistics to formulate the truth.

FUCK HIM!
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I don't need to hear DR. jackass.

There are plenty of other such Professionals and current statistics to formulate the truth.

FUCK HIM!
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Fine. You have the option not to listen to him.
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Blocked by the White House from testifying before Congress, Anthony Fauci said on Saturday that he would schedule a Zoom call with the entire country.

The esteemed virologist said that the Zoom call would be an opportunity for all three hundred and twenty-eight million Americans to ask him questions about the White House’s response to the pandemic. “It’ll be just like one of the task-force briefings, only I’ll actually be allowed to talk,” he said.

Fauci acknowledged that there could be logistical challenges to getting every person in the country on the same Zoom call.

“Our faces will probably look pretty small, and they may freeze if there’s not enough bandwidth,” he said. “You might want to tell your kids to get off Fortnite for fifteen minutes.”

He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.

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Well I'm not taking a zoom call. Whatever the hell that is. So I guess he's not going to be talking to the whole country. Just a few losers.
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He's mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s your thing.
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Well this should be interesting.

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he's always smiling when he talks about the second and third waves of corona virus when he talks
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Come on. The guy who wrote that is a comedian.
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Yeah we just want that reality tv guy who played a boss to come on with dry mouth and tell us what a tremendous job he’s doing.
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He is testifying to the Senate..Not to the playhouse where the children play house.
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He is testifying to the Senate..Not to the playhouse where the children play house.
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Why do Trump want to stop him from testifying under oath to the House of Representatives? I still haven't heard a reason, apart from Trump doesn't want him talking...about something.

Looking forward to that Zoom call, though!
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He is testifying to the Senate..Not to the playhouse where the children play house.
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Why do Trump want to stop him from testifying under oath to the House of Representatives? I still haven't heard a reason, apart from Trump doesn't want him talking...about something.

Looking forward to that Zoom call, though!
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Children's games is why they won't get him.
You have fun...zoom zoom.
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I don't need to hear DR. jackass.

There are plenty of other such Professionals and current statistics to formulate the truth.

FUCK HIM!
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Fine. You have the option not to listen to him.
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And I will take that option.

I think only a FOOL would take one Professional opinion. Equal to only listening to CNN

numbnuts!
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Yeah we just want that reality tv guy who played a boss to come on with dry mouth and tell us what a tremendous job he’s doing.
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I don't recall Fauci telling us what a good job he has done. In fact, he always seems sort of modest.

The only person on the Coronavirus Task Force that I have heard bragging about what a great job they have done is Donald Trump, who seems compelled to remind us about that at the beginning of every briefing.
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He is testifying to the Senate..Not to the playhouse where the children play house.
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Why do Trump want to stop him from testifying under oath to the House of Representatives? I still haven't heard a reason, apart from Trump doesn't want him talking...about something.

Looking forward to that Zoom call, though!
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Any testimony to that House Committee will be used to undermine Trump and the task force, right in the middle of the crisis. Pelosi and Schiff want another go at impeachment.

I think we have seen from the bad advice he’s given Trump so far, that Fauci is a very flawed “ expert” driven by politics, even though he claims its science.

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Yeah we just want that reality tv guy who played a boss to come on with dry mouth and tell us what a tremendous job he’s doing.
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I don't recall Fauci telling us what a good job he has done. In fact, he always seems sort of modest.

The only person on the Coronavirus Task Force that I have heard bragging about what a great job they have done is Donald Trump, who seems compelled to remind us about that at the beginning of every briefing.
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Well he's right again.
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Blocked by the White House from testifying before Congress, Anthony Fauci said on Saturday that he would schedule a Zoom call with the entire country.

The esteemed virologist said that the Zoom call would be an opportunity for all three hundred and twenty-eight million Americans to ask him questions about the White House’s response to the pandemic. “It’ll be just like one of the task-force briefings, only I’ll actually be allowed to talk,” he said.

Fauci acknowledged that there could be logistical challenges to getting every person in the country on the same Zoom call.

“Our faces will probably look pretty small, and they may freeze if there’s not enough bandwidth,” he said. “You might want to tell your kids to get off Fortnite for fifteen minutes.”

He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.

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Trump haters are just like dogs. Treat them nice and give them a job and they'll shit on the floor. You Trump Haters can tell us what he says . I'm not listening to him. I know he will have nothing but complaints and criticisms. fuck him. He should be in jail with Bill Gates.
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Blocked by the White House from testifying before Congress, Anthony Fauci said on Saturday that he would schedule a Zoom call with the entire country.

The esteemed virologist said that the Zoom call would be an opportunity for all three hundred and twenty-eight million Americans to ask him questions about the White House’s response to the pandemic. “It’ll be just like one of the task-force briefings, only I’ll actually be allowed to talk,” he said.

Fauci acknowledged that there could be logistical challenges to getting every person in the country on the same Zoom call.

“Our faces will probably look pretty small, and they may freeze if there’s not enough bandwidth,” he said. “You might want to tell your kids to get off Fortnite for fifteen minutes.”

He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.

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Trump haters are just like dogs. Treat them nice and give them a job and they'll shit on the floor. You Trump Haters can tell us what he says . I'm not listening to him. I know he will have nothing but complaints and criticisms. fuck him. He should be in jail with Bill Gates.
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I guess I missed the "Trump hater" part of the thread, apart from what you just posted.

Sensitive little snowflake.

lol
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"Satire from The Borowitz Report"
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Blocked by the White House from testifying before Congress, Anthony Fauci said on Saturday that he would schedule a Zoom call with the entire country.

The esteemed virologist said that the Zoom call would be an opportunity for all three hundred and twenty-eight million Americans to ask him questions about the White House’s response to the pandemic. “It’ll be just like one of the task-force briefings, only I’ll actually be allowed to talk,” he said.

Fauci acknowledged that there could be logistical challenges to getting every person in the country on the same Zoom call.

“Our faces will probably look pretty small, and they may freeze if there’s not enough bandwidth,” he said. “You might want to tell your kids to get off Fortnite for fifteen minutes.”

He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.

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Well I'm not taking a zoom call. Whatever the hell that is. So I guess he's not going to be talking to the whole country. Just a few losers.
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He's mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s your thing.
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Yeah like the science behind his bullshit projection model that didn't show real numbers, but shut down the economy through his fearmongering.

He needs to cover his ass...He has been through 6 administrations since 1985. Presidents come and go but he is still there like a bad dream. I imagine he has a lot to hide. Been working like a cockroach for to long...Donald turned the light switch on and it is all being exposed.
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Yeah we just want that reality tv guy who played a boss to come on with dry mouth and tell us what a tremendous job he’s doing.
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I don't recall Fauci telling us what a good job he has done. In fact, he always seems sort of modest.

The only person on the Coronavirus Task Force that I have heard bragging about what a great job they have done is Donald Trump, who seems compelled to remind us about that at the beginning of every briefing.
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Because the media lies about everything he does and says.

Why do you think they stopped airing his briefings on the lefty news channels. The people could hear him for themselves and they liked what they heard and the lamestream couldn't spin it.

He has done as good a job as anyone could do, but the media will not admit it.

If a dem had been in office the borders would've stayed wide open and their models would've been reality.

Look at how incompetent the democrat governors are.

There is not a single democrat on the stage who can beat Trump and you and all your little blue shill friends know it.

That's why you all post the shit you do day in and day out.

Give it up. It's over. The dems have lost.
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Fauci is a weasel.

Expect him to do all sorts of very weasely things.

He's a rodent.
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Come on. The guy who wrote that is a comedian.
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Blocked by the White House from testifying before Congress, Anthony Fauci said on Saturday that he would schedule a Zoom call with the entire country.

The esteemed virologist said that the Zoom call would be an opportunity for all three hundred and twenty-eight million Americans to ask him questions about the White House’s response to the pandemic. “It’ll be just like one of the task-force briefings, only I’ll actually be allowed to talk,” he said.

Fauci acknowledged that there could be logistical challenges to getting every person in the country on the same Zoom call.

“Our faces will probably look pretty small, and they may freeze if there’s not enough bandwidth,” he said. “You might want to tell your kids to get off Fortnite for fifteen minutes.”

He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.

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/satire

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Blocked by the White House from testifying before Congress, Anthony Fauci said on Saturday that he would schedule a Zoom call with the entire country.

The esteemed virologist said that the Zoom call would be an opportunity for all three hundred and twenty-eight million Americans to ask him questions about the White House’s response to the pandemic. “It’ll be just like one of the task-force briefings, only I’ll actually be allowed to talk,” he said.

Fauci acknowledged that there could be logistical challenges to getting every person in the country on the same Zoom call.

“Our faces will probably look pretty small, and they may freeze if there’s not enough bandwidth,” he said. “You might want to tell your kids to get off Fortnite for fifteen minutes.”

He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.

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Well I'm not taking a zoom call. Whatever the hell that is. So I guess he's not going to be talking to the whole country. Just a few losers.
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Is that another Chinese app that the medical establishment is shilling, like TikTok?
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Blocked by the White House from testifying before Congress, Anthony Fauci said on Saturday that he would schedule a Zoom call with the entire country.

The esteemed virologist said that the Zoom call would be an opportunity for all three hundred and twenty-eight million Americans to ask him questions about the White House’s response to the pandemic. “It’ll be just like one of the task-force briefings, only I’ll actually be allowed to talk,” he said.

Fauci acknowledged that there could be logistical challenges to getting every person in the country on the same Zoom call.

“Our faces will probably look pretty small, and they may freeze if there’s not enough bandwidth,” he said. “You might want to tell your kids to get off Fortnite for fifteen minutes.”

He said that it was “unlikely” that Donald Trump would be joining the call. “We’re mainly going to be talking about science, so I don’t think it’s his thing,” Fauci said.

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Well I'm not taking a zoom call. Whatever the hell that is. So I guess he's not going to be talking to the whole country. Just a few losers.
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Is that another Chinese app that the medical establishment is shilling, like TikTok?
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