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When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?

 
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05/08/2020 12:21 PM
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You can't have your cake and eat it too!

If you keep spending your stimulus on
whores, and smokes, and dope, and booze,
and scratch offs, the money will slip through
your fingers like water.

Next thing you know you're on WELFARE...
FOR LIFE!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78880809


It keeps people from rioting when the job losses weren’t their fault. Who cares what they spend it on. It goes into the economy again and people are happy.
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Who the hell is bob? And why would bob be so bad at math?

rofl5
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Bob Dole!
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Who the hell is bob? And why would bob be so bad at math?

rofl5
 Quoting: 27fletcher


Bob Dole!
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He’s referring to “Bob” in the movie, “What about Bob”? Starring Bill Murray. It’s about a crying, snibbling, in-mature social reject.
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He became awesome at the end.
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really? how big of a stimulus check do you get in Canada?
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They get $2000 per month everymonth until this whole thing is over!
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No way
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Way!
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LOL, that is what Senate Dems are pushing
Everything has got to be a THING today
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05/08/2020 12:32 PM
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Me fare bad
Me need Wellfare
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05/08/2020 12:38 PM
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Re: When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?
Free shit army says

Where my free shit?
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yeah they would charge idiots like you for shit cuz you would love it

you love being charged for air/carbon credits, cuz you are a COCK SUCKER
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05/08/2020 12:46 PM
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Re: When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?
Never since the federal government is now taking a "let them eat cake" stance after it has begrudgingly sent the peasants a payment for what amounts to one month's salary on minimum wage.
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05/08/2020 02:28 PM
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Trump said the other day that there will be NO MORE STIMULUS CHECKS...$1200 was it, apparently ....idiots shouldn't have bought huge tv's, yugio cards and stupid bullshit like air Jordan's with their funds...but that's America. I'm a Wal-Mart cashier and we literally ran out of tvs in one day...pepple should be buying garden books, seeds, survival gear, etc...
 Quoting: Halfbreedgal 73068205


Maybe they had those things or at least enough food so bought the TVs. I know it’s hard not to judge though. We don’t know everyone’s circumstances. Mental and emotional health are just as important then physical. Maybe the tv will bring them those things. Who knows.
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05/08/2020 02:29 PM
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america is on welfare
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Call it what it really is life support
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Yes
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05/08/2020 02:32 PM
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america is on welfare
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Call it what it really is life support
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Yes
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Literal life support. People will, unfortunately, begin to off themselves from hopelessness soon.
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05/08/2020 02:33 PM
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My gfs mom spent her whole stim on a legit 4k roku tv. She told me when she went to Walmart to get one, they were sold out and the clerk said everyone has been buying a TV. She ended up finding one at Costco. I currentlt have jan 21 calls on wmt and cost.
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05/08/2020 06:42 PM
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really? how big of a stimulus check do you get in Canada?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62916506


They get $2000 per month everymonth until this whole thing is over!
 Quoting: PDX_Dude


No way
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Way!
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hf
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Who the hell is bob? And why would bob be so bad at math?

rofl5
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Bob Dole!
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CRUISE
Acts 2:37-38 King James Version (KJV)
37 Now when they heard this, they were pricked in their heart, and said unto Peter and to the rest of the apostles, Men and brethren, what shall we do?

38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
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more free money?
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yea, $1200 doesn't pay the bills for a whole year.
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Flynn for President!!!

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05/08/2020 07:51 PM
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When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?

The $1,200 didn't cut it!

Trump is promising a larger $2,000 deposit soon.


siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62916506


Wish on... that will never happen.. best they will do is suspend mortgage and rent a few months... do you know how much $2,000 a month for anyone over 16 would cost? 4-6 trillion... keep dreaming big bob
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People like you said Trump wouldn't do the first round of stimulus cheques.
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When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?

The $1,200 didn't cut it!

Trump is promising a larger $2,000 deposit soon.


siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62916506


Wish on... that will never happen.. best they will do is suspend mortgage and rent a few months... do you know how much $2,000 a month for anyone over 16 would cost? 4-6 trillion... keep dreaming big bob
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360 million multiplied by 2000 equals 720 billion, not 4-6 trillion
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x6 months (like they're talking about) = 4.3 trillion
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When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?

The $1,200 didn't cut it!

Trump is promising a larger $2,000 deposit soon.


siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62916506


Wish on... that will never happen.. best they will do is suspend mortgage and rent a few months... do you know how much $2,000 a month for anyone over 16 would cost? 4-6 trillion... keep dreaming big bob
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5364309


you were saying???

Introduced in House (04/14/2020)
Emergency Money for the People Act

This bill directs the Department of the Treasury to make monthly payments during a specified 12-month period to certain citizens and noncitizens of the United States and their dependent children. The amount of such payments shall be $2,000 each month ($4,000 for married couples filing joint returns) and additional amounts for their dependent children. The monthly amount shall be phased out for individuals whose adjusted gross income exceeds $130,000 ($260,000 for joint return filers). The payments must begin within 14 days of the enactment of this bill.

The bill allows such monthly payments for individuals who are not U.S. citizens or residents, but have been physically present in the United States continuously since January 27, 2020 (the effective date of the public health emergency resulting from the COVID-19 [i.e. coronavirus disease 2019] pandemic), and continue to be physically present in the United States throughout the duration of the payment period.

If Treasury does not have sufficient tax return information to make payments to an eligible individual, it shall consult with the Department of Veteran Affairs and the Social Security Administration and any agency making pension or annuity payments to such individual.
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Re: When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?
My gfs mom spent her whole stim on a legit 4k roku tv. She told me when she went to Walmart to get one, they were sold out and the clerk said everyone has been buying a TV. She ended up finding one at Costco. I currentlt have jan 21 calls on wmt and cost.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77027558


Yep, all our stimulus is going to Japan that makes all the tvs
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When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?

The $1,200 didn't cut it!

Trump is promising a larger $2,000 deposit soon.


siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62916506


Wish on... that will never happen.. best they will do is suspend mortgage and rent a few months... do you know how much $2,000 a month for anyone over 16 would cost? 4-6 trillion... keep dreaming big bob
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5364309


you were saying???

Introduced in House (04/14/2020)
Emergency Money for the People Act

This bill directs the Department of the Treasury to make monthly payments during a specified 12-month period to certain citizens and noncitizens of the United States and their dependent children. The amount of such payments shall be $2,000 each month ($4,000 for married couples filing joint returns) and additional amounts for their dependent children. The monthly amount shall be phased out for individuals whose adjusted gross income exceeds $130,000 ($260,000 for joint return filers). The payments must begin within 14 days of the enactment of this bill.

The bill allows such monthly payments for individuals who are not U.S. citizens or residents, but have been physically present in the United States continuously since January 27, 2020 (the effective date of the public health emergency resulting from the COVID-19 [i.e. coronavirus disease 2019] pandemic), and continue to be physically present in the United States throughout the duration of the payment period.

If Treasury does not have sufficient tax return information to make payments to an eligible individual, it shall consult with the Department of Veteran Affairs and the Social Security Administration and any agency making pension or annuity payments to such individual.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62916506

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This can't pass, its all politics 101:
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When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?

The $1,200 didn't cut it!

Trump is promising a larger $2,000 deposit soon.


siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62916506


Wish on... that will never happen.. best they will do is suspend mortgage and rent a few months... do you know how much $2,000 a month for anyone over 16 would cost? 4-6 trillion... keep dreaming big bob
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5364309


you were saying???

Introduced in House (04/14/2020)
Emergency Money for the People Act

This bill directs the Department of the Treasury to make monthly payments during a specified 12-month period to certain citizens and noncitizens of the United States and their dependent children. The amount of such payments shall be $2,000 each month ($4,000 for married couples filing joint returns) and additional amounts for their dependent children. The monthly amount shall be phased out for individuals whose adjusted gross income exceeds $130,000 ($260,000 for joint return filers). The payments must begin within 14 days of the enactment of this bill.

The bill allows such monthly payments for individuals who are not U.S. citizens or residents, but have been physically present in the United States continuously since January 27, 2020 (the effective date of the public health emergency resulting from the COVID-19 [i.e. coronavirus disease 2019] pandemic), and continue to be physically present in the United States throughout the duration of the payment period.

If Treasury does not have sufficient tax return information to make payments to an eligible individual, it shall consult with the Department of Veteran Affairs and the Social Security Administration and any agency making pension or annuity payments to such individual.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62916506

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This can't pass, its all politics 101:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894247


You were saying???

Looks like it's gonna pass. BREAKING

A group of Senate Democrats unveiled a proposal on Friday that would give most Americans a monthly payment of $2,000 until the coronavirus pandemic begins to fade.

Sens. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., and Ed Markey, D-Mass., released the so-called Monthly Economic Support Act that would dramatically expand the one-time stimulus payments of $1,200 sent to most Americans as part of the massive relief package signed at the end of March.

Similar to a House bill proposed in mid-April, the senators called for $2,000 cash payments to every American who earns less than $120,000. it would expand to $4,000 for married couples and also provided an extra $2,000 for each child up to three.


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BREAKING

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A group of Senate Democrats unveiled a proposal on Friday that would give most Americans a monthly payment of $2,000 until the coronavirus pandemic begins to fade.

Sens. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., and Ed Markey, D-Mass., released the so-called Monthly Economic Support Act that would dramatically expand the one-time stimulus payments of $1,200 sent to most Americans as part of the massive relief package signed at the end of March.

Similar to a House bill proposed in mid-April, the senators called for $2,000 cash payments to every American who earns less than $120,000. it would expand to $4,000 for married couples and also provided an extra $2,000 for each child up to three.


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05/09/2020 12:17 PM
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The Small Businesses still haven't got most of their checks.
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Re: When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?
My gfs mom spent her whole stim on a legit 4k roku tv. She told me when she went to Walmart to get one, they were sold out and the clerk said everyone has been buying a TV. She ended up finding one at Costco. I currentlt have jan 21 calls on wmt and cost.
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that was stupid
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i've NEVER taken money from the government. no unemployment...nothing!

i would never want the stimulation money
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Its welfare not stimulus
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The Small Businesses still haven't got most of their checks.
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And they probably won't because they make over $75,000 a year.
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But individual citizens will
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Re: When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?
Get a job.

This is not a socialist country.

Supermarkets are hiring.

So are restaurants.

Can’t find a job? Move.

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dumbasslolanother do
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Get a job.

This is not a socialist country.

Supermarkets are hiring.

So are restaurants.

Can’t find a job? Move.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72995450


No one is hiring now except lame $2 an hour jobs....and good luck doing anything outside....we're on lockdown....haven't you heard?
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When do we get the $2,000 government stimulus check?

The $1,200 didn't cut it!

Trump is promising a larger $2,000 deposit soon.


siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62916506


Wish on... that will never happen.. best they will do is suspend mortgage and rent a few months... do you know how much $2,000 a month for anyone over 16 would cost? 4-6 trillion... keep dreaming big bob
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5364309


Its happening.





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