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Need Urban Survivalist Advice

 
GalaxyGirl
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05/05/2020 09:34 AM
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Need Urban Survivalist Advice
Good morning everyone! Quick post here:

Need advice on how to best protect my home and family while living in a bad neighborhood, in a house with TONS of big glass windows, on a busy residential intersection.

I don't have a gun anymore (my sons friend took it to clean and never gave it back) and I can't legally buy one now thanks to getting a MM card.

I have a decent size stock of food but I have 7 people to take care of (all crammed into a 3 bedroom house :)).

Thought about buying enough plywood, cut to size, to cover downstairs windows but it would take up more room in my garage than I have.

Thought about getting co2 pellet gun, but I know jack and shit about what to get.

Have a big barky dog who is otherwise useless, a machete, ax and massive Mama bear complex ( I WILL kick an ass ).

Ideas? Advice? Thanks!
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05/05/2020 09:46 AM
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Step one would be to track your son’s friend down (not hard to do in this age) and beating him with a tire iron until he gives you back your firearm. If you can’t do that, not much point to planning for anything else.
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05/05/2020 09:50 AM
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Step one would be to track your son’s friend down (not hard to do in this age) and beating him with a tire iron until he gives you back your firearm. If you can’t do that, not much point to planning for anything else.
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Fair point. Don't think I'll have to resort to a tire iron, but I should definitely pester him some more at least. Don't think he's stealing it on purpose. He's just busy and the rifle was rusty AF. He keeps saying it's not done yet and I kinda believe him. Anyway,yeah, I should definitely get it back.
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05/05/2020 09:51 AM

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Get creative, think innovative, and improvise. There is strength in numbers, so at least you have that. Maybe look at less of acquiring a force multiplier, and more on talking with everybody in the household about what should be done concerning an event of tragic consequence, and give everyone a roll to play in the drama.
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05/05/2020 09:54 AM
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Bee spray - aim for the eyes

Rocks in a sock - aim for the head

Fire extinguisher - aim for the head or put out a fire if they try to burn you out
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05/05/2020 09:58 AM
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Bricks don't give it to you?
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Step one would be to track your son’s friend down (not hard to do in this age) and beating him with a tire iron until he gives you back your firearm. If you can’t do that, not much point to planning for anything else.
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Fair point. Don't think I'll have to resort to a tire iron, but I should definitely pester him some more at least. Don't think he's stealing it on purpose. He's just busy and the rifle was rusty AF. He keeps saying it's not done yet and I kinda believe him. Anyway,yeah, I should definitely get it back.
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Get it back and learn to maintain it yourself. If he can do it you can too!
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05/05/2020 10:00 AM
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Re: Need Urban Survivalist Advice
move
Gelatinous Mass

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05/05/2020 10:02 AM

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Move.

If the neighborhood is bad now, it is only going to get
worse as the economy wobbles.

The ghouls will be some of the most highly impacted. They already see you,
in your honkey paradise house with big glass windows, as a target. As the
economy continues to falter, they will be coming.

The situation is even more dangerous if you have any white girls in the house.

Do the math: Honkey paradise house + white girls + food + no guns.

The ghouls are coming.

Move.


Last Edited by Gelatinous Mass on 05/05/2020 10:06 AM
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Wasp spray and molotov cocktail mixers.





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